The Post on Pooping

Paulie

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This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so fucking horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't fucking shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.
 
pooping...

truthmatters posting...

same difference.
 
This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so fucking horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't fucking shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.
 
Automatic butt wiper. :eek:

toilet.jpg


It looks like a borg toilet.
 
This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so fucking horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't fucking shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hey Dogbert, take care of my light work for me... ^

Hit him with the ol' "oh you" pic.
 
This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so fucking horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't fucking shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hey Dogbert, take care of my light work for me... ^

Hit him with the ol' "oh you" pic.

I got him for ya.

koran_wipes.jpg


Oh shit! (pun intended). Wrong picture!
 
This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so fucking horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't fucking shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hmmm. So you wipe from right to left. :eusa_eh:
 
First scene.
George and his date are talking in his car.

George: Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has
not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it.
And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really,
what else can they do?


Siena: That's true. There really has been no development in toilet paper.

George: And everything else has changed. But toilet paper is exactly the same,
and will be so until we're dead.

Siena: Yeah, you're right George. What else can they do?

George: It's just paper on a roll, that's it. And that's all it will ever be.

Siena: Wow.

George: You find this interesting, don't you?

Siena: Yes. yes, I do.

They stare at each other for a moment, then embrace.
 
This one supercedes all others.

I enjoy doing it, personally.

It's weird how 1-ply TP is so fucking horrible and you'll vow never to use it, but when you drop one and only afterwards realize that you're all out of TP, and someone surprises you with a roll of 1-ply, it makes your day.

The bottom line is don't fucking shit on 1-ply TP, it's not that bad.

That's why I keep a copy of the Koran next to the toilet.

Hmmm. So you wipe from right to left. :eusa_eh:

I'm left-handed.
 
Anyone notice how narrow the rolls of TP are getting?

They used to fit just right in the holder, now there's room to spare.
 

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