The Poetry of a Self-professed Stable Genius

[Dante Reawakened]

"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.

—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes.

Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.

You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.

It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.

—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."

~ D. Trump

12/21/2019

Asheville Poetry Review

 

[Dante Reawakened]

The above is from Gorilla Pig, September 12, 2021

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[Dante Reawakened]

Source material, I guess:

'They say it causes cancer': Donald Trump's 'windmill' wisdom won’t be missed

As the US President leaves office, Recharge recalls the lowlights of his misinformed and often deranged anti-wind crusade

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[rampart]

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"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.

—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes.

Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.

You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.

It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.

—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."

~ D. Trump

12/21/2019

Asheville Poetry Review

oh thank you, sir! that most superlatively brilliant poetry ever brought a tear to this big burley man;s eye.

 

[toobfreak]

You are pathetic, hollow and filled with hate. There is nothing funny in any of this fantasy crap.

 

[luiza]

You are pathetic, hollow and filled with hate. There is nothing funny in any of this fantasy crap.

It shows how scared they are . If fifth rate parody is their solace you know that they are at their wits end . It is really “your” victory .

 

[yidnar]

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"I never understood wind.
You know, I know
windmills very much.
I have studied it
better than anybody
else. It’s very expensive.
They are made in China
and Germany mostly.

—Very few made here, almost none,
but they are manufactured, tremendous
—if you are into this—
tremendous fumes.

Gases are
spewing into the atmosphere. You know
we have a world
right?

So the world
is tiny
compared to the universe.
So tremendous, tremendous
amount of fumes and everything.

You talk about
the carbon footprint
— fumes are spewing into the air.
Right? Spewing.
Whether it’s in China,
Germany, it’s going into the air.

It’s our air
their air
everything — right?
A windmill will kill many bald eagles.
After a certain number
they make you turn the windmill off.
That is true.

—By the way
they make you turn it off.
And yet, if you killed one
they put you in jail.
That is OK.
You want to see a bird graveyard?
You just go.
Take a look.
A bird graveyard.
Go under a windmill someday,
you’ll see
more birds
than you’ve ever seen
in your life."

~ D. Trump

12/21/2019

Asheville Poetry Review

 

[Smokin' OP]

Then, there is this bit of Trump "wisdom".

July 5 2018
“They never say I’m a great speaker,” Trump bellowed, pointing at the media attending the rally. “Why the hell do so many people come? It’s got to be something. I guess they like my policy?”

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument.
I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records.
We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space.
So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments.
This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

 

[Dante Reawakened]

You are pathetic, hollow and filled with hate. There is nothing funny in any of this fantasy crap.

and he's a great speaker at eulogies...

 

[Dante Reawakened]

It shows how scared they are . If fifth rate parody is their solace you know that they are at their wits end . It is really “your” victory .

o'tay!

Okie Dokie

 

[boedicca]

It's good, but not as good as the classic:

 

[Dante Reawakened]

Then, there is this bit of Trump "wisdom".

July 5 2018
“They never say I’m a great speaker,” Trump bellowed, pointing at the media attending the rally. “Why the hell do so many people come? It’s got to be something. I guess they like my policy?”

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument.
I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records.
We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space.
So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments.
This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

 

[Dante Reawakened]

It's good, but not as good as the classic:

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Didn't come across well, but I actually like what Rumsfeld said. It's pure logical reasoning, but...

Donald Rumsfeld is not just a two-time Secretary of Defence, former CEO, former White House Chief of Staff, and the most outspoken and forceful civilian military leader in recent American history. He is also, intentionally or not, a poet. At last, the ubiquitous and at times unintelligible U.S. Secretary of Defence has been deciphered by humorist Hart Seely, who found that the rambling raconteur is best understood when set in verse. Seely uncovers zen poems and lyrics, haikus and sonnets and has plucked the golden apples from 'D.H.' Rumsfeld's tree to present over 100 hilarious gems drawn from Rummy's public statements. Whether you love him or hate him, they're irresistible.
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know we don't know.

--- "Known unknowns." use that phrase often.

 

[Smokin' OP]

Even funnier on video, thanks.

 

[Dante Reawakened]

You are pathetic, hollow and filled with hate. There is nothing funny in any of this fantasy crap.

“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired … we would be in World War 2 very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

Trump Warns That ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden Will ‘Lead Us Into World War 2’ in Confused Speech (Video)

Fact check: the second World War concluded in 1945 The post Trump Warns That ‘Cognitively Impaired’ Biden Will ‘Lead Us Into World War 2’ in Confused Speech (Video) appeared first on TheWrap.

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