~The Mexican Housekeeper~

[Dabs]

The Mexican Housekeeper Asks For A Pay Increase.



The woman of the house was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.



She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"



Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you, Senora."



Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"



Maria: "Jor huzban he say so, Senora."



Wife: "Oh yeah?"



Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you, Senora."



Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"



Maria: "Jor hozban did, Senora."



Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???"



Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed, Senora."



Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"



Maria: "No Senora... "The gardener did."



Wife: "So how much do you want?"

 

[Noomi]

Good one. I had to read the last part again to get the joke, but when I did, it was quite amusing.