The Liberal Manifesto

[norwegen]

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

 

[Votto]

Being a liberal means never having a grip on reality. ..... ...

I'd rather scoop my eyes out with a melon baller than read your dumbass blog, you pajama-clad, basement-dwelling cyber jihadist.

Being a liberal means being tolerant of other religious beliefs, like being a Muslim

You left that one out, didn't you?

We don't have to be tolerant of people actively trying to harm.the United States.

What is being tolerant? Is that shouting you down at Liberal universities or just banning conservatives to even speak there in public?

Or maybe it is liberal social sites like Facebook and Youtube that delete conservative dialogue.

Please help me here.

 

[Votto]

We all know how this ends.

Once they write their Manifesto the bullets start to fly, just like the Bernie Sanders fan who tried to assassinate the entire GOP Congress at a baseball game.

You kids are all the same.

 

[Sunni Man]

I'm not black.

I'm a blue eyed white guy of Irish heritage, who is a Muslim, and voted conservative since Ronald Reagan. .... ...

 

[Votto]

I'm not black.

I'm a blue eyed white guy of Irish heritage, who is a Muslim, and voted conservative since Ronald Reagan. .... ...

Oh, so you are a drunk Irish guy, eh?

Sorry for the stereotyping.

 

[norwegen]

The liberal manifesto is an OP on a message board.

Ha ha!

How cute.

 

[SaxxyBlues]

You could have made the list much simpler.

Being a liberal means:

1. We need higher taxes. You can never have enough.
2. More social government programs. You can never have enough
3. Individual rights, but only when it comes to abortion, drugs, and being in the country illegally.

There, was that so hard?

And conservatard is: ConservaDick, Bible-thumping Hatriot, Rapture-lusting misanthrope, Earth-defiling kook, Bible-banging tool of the Religious Reich., pro-life wacktivist, corporate-whoring halfwit, tea-bagging weasel, God-misappropriating philistine, waterboard-loving bedwetter, planet-trampling freak, town-hall-terrorizing wacko, border-stalking secessionist, uninformed-cigar-chomping fearmonger, preemptive-war-waging NASCARcissist, piety-pretending parasite, homeless-kicking sociopath, hope-hating yokel, nuclear-bomb-riding jingoist, conspiracy-theorizing fearmonger, depraved gun-fondling nutjob, megachurch-going bigot, stock-manipulating assclown, preemptive-war-waging teabagger, Bible-banging patrio-fascist, bunker-dwelling neofascist, and reality-challenged patrio-fascist;

 

[Sunni Man]

Oh, so you are a drunk Irish guy, eh?

Sorry for the stereotyping.

Two Irishmen "walked" out of a bar......Hey it could happen!! .... ...

 

[sparky]

Or maybe it is liberal social sites like Facebook and Youtube that delete conservative dialogue.

Please help me here.

I'm permanently banned from the DU

and in just 3 (three) posts

beat that!

~S~

 

[Sunni Man]

And conservatard is: ConservaDick, Bible-thumping Hatriot, Rapture-lusting misanthrope, Earth-defiling kook, Bible-banging tool of the Religious Reich., pro-life wacktivist, corporate-whoring halfwit, tea-bagging weasel, God-misappropriating philistine, waterboard-loving bedwetter, planet-trampling freak, town-hall-terrorizing wacko, border-stalking secessionist, uninformed-cigar-chomping fearmonger, preemptive-war-waging NASCARcissist, piety-pretending parasite, homeless-kicking sociopath, hope-hating yokel, nuclear-bomb-riding jingoist, conspiracy-theorizing fearmonger, depraved gun-fondling nutjob, megachurch-going bigot, stock-manipulating assclown, preemptive-war-waging teabagger, Bible-banging patrio-fascist, bunker-dwelling neofascist, and reality-challenged patrio-fascist;

Q: How do you confuse a Liberal?

A: You don't. They're born that way. ....

 

[SaxxyBlues]

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

As a Bible-banging bigot, you're nothing but a pimple on the ass of progress.

 

[norwegen]

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

As a Bible-banging bigot, you're nothing but a pimple on the ass of progress.

My, how we little pimples get you all worked up.

 

[miketx]

It's ironic that a FOX Noise-parroting Repugnican like you would oppose health care reform because it would get you the Prozac you so desperately need.

Classic libstain, knows all about someone they have never met.

It's ironic that a FOX Noise-parroting Repugnican like you would oppose health care reform because it would get you the Prozac you so desperately need.

Classic libstain, knows all about someone they have never met.

You posted first there cuckservative.

Right, one post means you know my whole life history! lol. troll.

 

[Votto]

You could have made the list much simpler.

Being a liberal means:

1. We need higher taxes. You can never have enough.
2. More social government programs. You can never have enough
3. Individual rights, but only when it comes to abortion, drugs, and being in the country illegally.

There, was that so hard?

And conservatard is: ConservaDick, Bible-thumping Hatriot, Rapture-lusting misanthrope, Earth-defiling kook, Bible-banging tool of the Religious Reich., pro-life wacktivist, corporate-whoring halfwit, tea-bagging weasel, God-misappropriating philistine, waterboard-loving bedwetter, planet-trampling freak, town-hall-terrorizing wacko, border-stalking secessionist, uninformed-cigar-chomping fearmonger, preemptive-war-waging NASCARcissist, piety-pretending parasite, homeless-kicking sociopath, hope-hating yokel, nuclear-bomb-riding jingoist, conspiracy-theorizing fearmonger, depraved gun-fondling nutjob, megachurch-going bigot, stock-manipulating assclown, preemptive-war-waging teabagger, Bible-banging patrio-fascist, bunker-dwelling neofascist, and reality-challenged patrio-fascist;

Nope, I don't watch NASCAR.

 

[SaxxyBlues]

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

As a Bible-banging bigot, you're nothing but a pimple on the ass of progress.

My, how we little pimples get you all worked up.

Hey, you psychotic, Earth-defiling philistine, you should come with a warning label.

 

[Desperado]

What Liberals do not believe in:
1. The Constitution
2. National Borders
3. The Right to bear Arms

 

[norwegen]

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

This sums up pretty well a liberal.

Not as succinctly as simply saying they're idiots.

As a Bible-banging bigot, you're nothing but a pimple on the ass of progress.

My, how we little pimples get you all worked up.

Hey, you psychotic, Earth-defiling philistine, you should come with a warning label.

I did. Apparently, you couldn't read it.

It says, "Relax, Snowflake. Pimples are not scary. Honest."

 

[hjmick]

The Liberal Manifesto
From Chapter 1: "What It Means To Be A Liberal" in How to Win a Fight with a Conservative
Liberals believe that fighting for social justice, equal rights, a social safety net, and economic justice for the 99% is for the common good, and not part of a socialist plot.

Liberals believe that clean air, clean water, access to education, and universal health care are basic human rights, not privileges—and seriously not part of a socialist plot.

Liberals believe in getting their news from Jon Stewart and their comedy from Fox News.

Liberals refuse to believe that corporations are people until Texas executes one.

Liberals believe in two simple things that will save the economy: gay bridal registries and taxing legalized marijuana.

Liberals believe in separating church and hate and doing what Jesus would actually do, instead of lobbying for more tax cuts that benefit the wealthy, while stripping food stamps away from the poor.

Liberals believe that just because you’re rich, you’re not a “job creator,” particularly if your name is Snooki, and especially if you’re a soulless CEO who has just laid off his entire U.S. workforce because he found a Chinese sweatshop that can do the work on the cheap. That makes you a “job exporter,” and a douche bag.

Liberals believe in the supremacy of science, facts, and reason-based thought, and that if global warming and evolution are theories, then so are gravity and NASCAR.

Liberals believe in offering conservatives a concession: don’t pray in our schools, and we won’t think in your churches.

Liberals believe there is no bigger government than the one that listens to your phone calls for your own protection, wants to put itself in charge of every single pregnancy, censors your textbooks, arrests and detains you indefinitely without charge, or attempts to dictate who you can marry.

Liberals believe the best way to fight terror is to hunt down and kill the terrorists that actually attacked you. Mission accomplished! You’re welcome!

Liberals believe that supporting our troops doesn’t just mean wearing American-flag underwear; it means not sending soldiers off to fight phony wars in the first place, and not voting people into office who plan to slash veterans’ benefits to spite the other party. (Republicans, we’re looking at you.)

Liberals believe that no banks are too big to fail, too big to be held to stricter financial regulations, or too big to have the people running them thrown in jail for ripping America off.

Liberals believe that deep-pocketed special interests shouldn’t be allowed to spend unlimited money to buy off politicians and game our elections because when private power becomes stronger than the state itself, that’s what Franklin Roosevelt once called the essence of fascism. Or as Republicans call it, a fund-raiser.

And more than anything else, liberals believe that it’s time to come together as a country, restore sanity, and refuse to be held hostage by a merry band of right-wing faux patriots who stand for blocking or repealing all of the above and turning American into a corpo-fascist idiocracy that’s for sale to the highest bidder.

Liberals believe it is okay to post the ideas of others with providing the LINK...

Liberals believe they don't have to provide original content in their OP... well, at least you do... perhaps that's because you have yet to have an original thought?

Though I must say, we are all delighted that you have come out of hiding after almost a year just so you can share your stolen treatise...

And before you get ahead of yourself, I'm no "right winger" and I didn't vote Trump.

 

[hjmick]

We all know how this ends.

Once they write their Manifesto the bullets start to fly, just like the Bernie Sanders fan who tried to assassinate the entire GOP Congress at a baseball game.

You kids are all the same.

It should end with a locked thread as there is no original content in the OP and no link to the stolen material...

 

[SaxxyBlues]

It's ironic that a FOX Noise-parroting Repugnican like you would oppose health care reform because it would get you the Prozac you so desperately need.

Classic libstain, knows all about someone they have never met.

It's ironic that a FOX Noise-parroting Repugnican like you would oppose health care reform because it would get you the Prozac you so desperately need.

Classic libstain, knows all about someone they have never met.

You posted first there cuckservative.

Right, one post means you know my whole life history! lol. troll.

It's ironic that a FOX Noise-parroting Repugnican like you would oppose health care reform because it would get you the Prozac you so desperately need.

Classic libstain, knows all about someone they have never met.

It's ironic that a FOX Noise-parroting Repugnican like you would oppose health care reform because it would get you the Prozac you so desperately need.

Classic libstain, knows all about someone they have never met.

You posted first there cuckservative.

Right, one post means you know my whole life history! lol. troll.

WOW Mike taking it all personal and stuff lol