The Biker and the Lion

[MalibuMan]

>
> A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into
> the lion's cage.
>
> Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to
> pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming
> parents.
>
> The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion
> square on the nose with a powerful punch.
>
> Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl,
> and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
> endlessly.
>
> A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter
> says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do
> in my whole life.'
>
> The biker replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind
> bars. I
> just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.'
>
> The reporter says, 'Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times,
> and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So,
> what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you
> have? '
>
> The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.'
>
> -----------------
>
> The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it
> indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page:
>
> U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT
>
> AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

 

[editec]

That's funny.

Along the same lines:

Somebody finally manages to smuggle a nuclear weapon into the Big Apple and blows it up.

The following day the Boston Globe headline reads:

New YorK City Incinerated

Woman, children, and minorities killed​