The Banjo Joke Thread

[Weatherman2020]

As a banjo player I’m hearing some good ones.

What’s the difference between an onion and a banjo? Nobody cries when a banjo is cut up.

What happens when a banjo is left in an unlocked car? You find five more in the car when you return.

The reason Adam and Eve were banished:

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[hjmick]

 

[Weatherman2020]

The difference between a banjo and a guitar: a banjo has a round drum head that projects the sound outwards. A guitar can get you laid.