Go **** yourself. It's because you're a liar and you know I'll prove it.
Poor baby, are you up past your bed time again. Google is your friend if you're too lazy go back and look up my post. Just enter TX disorderly conduct. Can you follow these very simple instructions?
See -- you should have taken my offer to repeat your own selectively edited version. Because now I'm going to post the
whole thing, and it just digs you deeper.
(a) A person commits an offense if he intentionally or knowingly:
(1)
uses abusive, indecent, profane, or vulgar language in a public place, and the language by its very utterance tends to incite an immediate breach of the peace;
(Casebolt 1, Becton/Bakari 0)
(2)
makes an offensive gesture or display in a public place, and the gesture or display tends to incite an immediate breach of the peace;
(Casebolt 1, Becton/Bakari 0) .... now 2-0
(3) creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place;
(does not apply)
(4) abuses or threatens a person in a public place in an obviously offensive manner;
(Casebolt 1, Becton/Bakari 0) ... now 3-0 Casebolt pitching a shutout.
(5) makes unreasonable noise in a public place other than a sport shooting range, as defined by Section 250.001, Local Government Code, or in or near a private residence that he has no right to occupy;
(does not apply)
(6) fights with another in a public place;
(we could cite Casebolt here -- he's the only one fighting -- but it would be redundant with assault so we'll overlook this one... still 3-0)
(7) discharges a firearm in a public place other than a public road or a sport shooting range, as defined by Section 250.001, Local Government Code;
(does not apply)
(8) displays a firearm or other deadly weapon in a public place in a manner calculated to alarm;
Ding Ding Ding. Casebolt hits this one out of the park. Becton/Bakari: no score.
Casebolt 4, Citizens 0.
(9) discharges a firearm on or across a public road;
(does not apply)
(10) exposes his anus or genitals in a public place and is reckless about whether another may be present who will be offended or alarmed by his act; or
(does not apply. But hilarious.)
(11) for a lewd or unlawful purpose:
(A) enters on the property of another and looks into a dwelling on the property through any window or other opening in the dwelling;
(B) while on the premises of a hotel or comparable establishment, looks into a guest room not the person's own through a window or other opening in the room; or
(C) while on the premises of a public place, looks into an area such as a restroom or shower stall or changing or dressing room that is designed to provide privacy to a person using the area.
(does not apply)
(b) It is a defense to prosecution under Subsection (a)(4) that the actor had significant provocation for his abusive or threatening conduct.
(does not apply)
(c) For purposes of this section:
(1) an act is deemed to occur in a public place or near a private residence if it produces its offensive or proscribed consequences in the public place or near a private residence; and
(2) a noise is presumed to be unreasonable if the noise exceeds a decibel level of 85 after the person making the noise receives notice from a magistrate or peace officer that the noise is a public nuisance.
(d) An offense under this section is a Class C misdemeanor unless committed under Subsection (a)(7) or (a)(8), in which event it is a Class B misdemeanor.
(e) It is a defense to prosecution for an offense under Subsection (a)(7) or (9) that the person who discharged the firearm had a reasonable fear of bodily injury to the person or to another by a dangerous wild animal as defined by Section 822.101, Health and Safety Code.
(does not apply)
I've got four counts on Casebolt and zero on Citizen children.
Oh I'm sorry -- when I say "citizen children" I refer to what you call "little bitches". Which term tells us a lot.