Tell Me One Weird Thing About You

[sparky]

one wierd thing?

well i get up at the crack of dawn to read what people say on the internet

now i can recall when that notion would be a really wierd thing

 

[AVG-JOE]

When I was young I use to ride horses all the time, was trained, never a problem until I turned 15 years old. Every horse since then are spooked when I get just a few feet from them.

I do not fear them, and I know how to ride horses too.

I told a friend of mine this who owns 6 horses and she laughed at me and didn't believe it. So one day when I wasn't expecting it, she called me to come bring her something. I did and I wasn't thinking about anything, I walk up to my friend, hand her the item she asked for and her horse freaked out.

My friend said her horse doesn't get spooked and she was baffled and no longer laughing at what I told her.

After a few months she had me come out again, this time a different horse, she had it saddled up and ready. I got up on the horse and just rode it around the ring. My friend commented that I'm doing everything correct. My friend opened the gate and had me ride around the ranch some. This is when out of nowhere the horse bolted and slammed me into the side of the barn.

Horses hate me!

Perhaps you make the mares nervous and the studs jealous...

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

When I was young I use to ride horses all the time, was trained, never a problem until I turned 15 years old. Every horse since then are spooked when I get just a few feet from them.

I do not fear them, and I know how to ride horses too.

I told a friend of mine this who owns 6 horses and she laughed at me and didn't believe it. So one day when I wasn't expecting it, she called me to come bring her something. I did and I wasn't thinking about anything, I walk up to my friend, hand her the item she asked for and her horse freaked out.

My friend said her horse doesn't get spooked and she was baffled and no longer laughing at what I told her.

After a few months she had me come out again, this time a different horse, she had it saddled up and ready. I got up on the horse and just rode it around the ring. My friend commented that I'm doing everything correct. My friend opened the gate and had me ride around the ranch some. This is when out of nowhere the horse bolted and slammed me into the side of the barn.

Horses hate me!

Perhaps you make the mares nervous and the studs jealous...

-Joe

This post was funnier when I thought you were a dude!

Sorry about that, Terry!

-Joe

 

[Anguille]

I waste my time talking to weird people on political message boards.

I can top that. I waste time giving out rep to the weird people who waste time posting on message boards.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Request denied.

Of course. It's fairly obvious from your avatar, that there is nothing weird about you.

You got me on that one. Now that I'm not BatBoy anymore, I'll be changing my avatar regularly.

Is that really you Batboy? Why are you no longer Batboy? Were you bad?

 

[KittenKoder]

Oh ... JUST thought of a good one about me:

I am not gay.

 

[AllieBaba]

I'm almost 45 and got braces in December.

Another weird thing: Whenever my oldest friend and I get together, we ALWAYS see somebody picking their nose in public.

 

[Jon]

I only have one working nostril. Is that weird enough for you?

 

[Coloradomtnman]

I only have one working nostril. Is that weird enough for you?

That's sounds uncomfortable...weirdo.

 

[Truthmatters]

When I was young I use to ride horses all the time, was trained, never a problem until I turned 15 years old. Every horse since then are spooked when I get just a few feet from them.

I do not fear them, and I know how to ride horses too.

I told a friend of mine this who owns 6 horses and she laughed at me and didn't believe it. So one day when I wasn't expecting it, she called me to come bring her something. I did and I wasn't thinking about anything, I walk up to my friend, hand her the item she asked for and her horse freaked out.

My friend said her horse doesn't get spooked and she was baffled and no longer laughing at what I told her.

After a few months she had me come out again, this time a different horse, she had it saddled up and ready. I got up on the horse and just rode it around the ring. My friend commented that I'm doing everything correct. My friend opened the gate and had me ride around the ranch some. This is when out of nowhere the horse bolted and slammed me into the side of the barn.

Horses hate me!

Puberty made you smell scary to horses?

Now that is a really different type of story.

 

[Coloradomtnman]

Oh ... JUST thought of a good one about me:

I am not gay.

Whatever kitten, you have a crush on Marilyn Manson! Freak!

 

[Neser Boha]

I have no idea what that is, but I bet someone will tell me!

I'm thinking it's like a ring toss of some sort?

Think of an spinning airplane propeller, but with one blade...

Some people actually call it 'the helicopter' Good one... but, I wouldn't consider it weird. I'd consider it a skill

What's weird about me... When I walk on sidewalks I can't step on a manhole/sewer cover - I always jump over it or walk around it - I've been doing it since I was a little girl. Also, every time I hear ambulance siren, I pinch myself three times - it's like a little 'insurance' that nothing will happen to any of my friends and family... I've been doing that one since I was 6 years old.

Many people have told me I have a weird sense of humor... sometimes very mean and sarcastic. But I never mean it in a bad or negative way...

Also... sometimes I get laughing fits in the worst of situations - like when my great-grandma fell... I swear I didn't want to laugh, I just couldn't stop it... or when my teacher cut the cheese in front of the whole classroom...

 

[William Joyce]

I'm black.

 

[Sky Dancer]

I'm black.

You're kidding.

 

[xotoxi]

Also... sometimes I get laughing fits in the worst of situations - like when my great-grandma fell... I swear I didn't want to laugh, I just couldn't stop it... or when my teacher cut the cheese in front of the whole classroom...

Did she break anything?

Because the moaning and wailing associated with a hip fracture might have added to the humor of the situation, and may have caused some inadvertent moistening of your panties.

 

[Neser Boha]

Also... sometimes I get laughing fits in the worst of situations - like when my great-grandma fell... I swear I didn't want to laugh, I just couldn't stop it... or when my teacher cut the cheese in front of the whole classroom...

Did she break anything?

Because the moaning and wailing associated with a hip fracture might have added to the humor of the situation, and may have caused some inadvertent moistening of your panties.

That's disgusting. How much did you have to drink prior to coming up with this response? Seriously.

 

[Shadow]

I only have one working nostril. Is that weird enough for you?

Same with my brother...did you break your nose?

 

[xotoxi]

Also... sometimes I get laughing fits in the worst of situations - like when my great-grandma fell... I swear I didn't want to laugh, I just couldn't stop it... or when my teacher cut the cheese in front of the whole classroom...

Did she break anything?

Because the moaning and wailing associated with a hip fracture might have added to the humor of the situation, and may have caused some inadvertent moistening of your panties.

That's disgusting. How much did you have to drink prior to coming up with this response? Seriously.

I'm sober...and, yes, disgusting.

 

[KittenKoder]

Oh ... JUST thought of a good one about me:

I am not gay.

Whatever kitten, you have a crush on Marilyn Manson! Freak!

*smirks* Being a freak doesn't make one gay ... and remember, Marylin Manson is male ... though he doesn't look it most times ...

 

[alan1]

After reading through this thread some more, I've determined that there is absolutely nothing weird about me, but 99.9% of everybody else in this world is abnormal (so far, Amanda hasn't admitted to being weird, but I'm not completely convinced about her either.).