Ted Nugent Shoots Back. Bullseye.

[Discombobulated]

Ted Nugent sure is a tough guy when it comes to shooting at animals that don't shoot back. He talks real tough with nothing to back it up, that's why Tea Party types admire him.

You don't hunt for wild game to eat? I hunt deer, dove, quail, rail, snipe, squirrel, rabbit and gallinule in the marshes here in Houma. They taste awesome in all kinds of recipes. Eating what mother earth has provided for us is a heavenly delight and practicing conservation is the best thing you can teach kids at a early age.

Tea Party types apparently just love a tough guy who could never quite find the intestinal fortitude to serve his country in uniform. Not hard to figure out why.

 

[Esmeralda]

I love that Ted lives in y'all's libtardian heads.

Well, we love the way Obama lives in yours.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Ted the draft dodger is a patriot? This vet says no way, he's a coward.....

^ 5 Deferrments

 

[Lakhota]

Either Patriotic Ted shit his pants to dodge the draft - or he LIED about shitting his pants to dodge the draft.

Sooo, was he a SHITTER or a LIAR?

 

[Esmeralda]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

Yep.

They have interesting heroes: Putin, Nugent, Palin....

 

[OriginalShroom]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

I see you are really a super liar..

Why didn't you post the part of that post where the Left Wing Snopes admits that there is no proof that any of that is true?

 

[Lakhota]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

It boggles the mind that "Conservatives" would defend and even worship such an un-American asshole.

 

[Ibentoken]

As I said, scum is scum, that's the company you keep. Enjoy...

Yep. He's a patriot. I'll hang with a man who loves America over Obama trash any day.

Hang, very appropriate in this case since that's what should be done with his war is for others less worthy ass, if you were honest about it. You support a guy who his shit his pants to stay home. Congrats.

Hater.

 

[bodecea]

I love that Ted lives in y'all's libtardian heads.

Pssst...who started this thread?

 

[Ibentoken]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

It boggles the mind that "Conservatives" would defend and even worship such an un-American asshole.

You worship your assholes and we'll worship our assholes. Ted is un-American? That's hilarious coming from you.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

I love that Ted lives in y'all's libtardian heads.

Well, we love the way Obama lives in yours.

Seriously? Comparing the President of the US who's decisions directly affects my life to that of an entertainer?

You are living proof that liberals are retarded.

 

[Lakhota]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

It boggles the mind that "Conservatives" would defend and even worship such an un-American asshole.

You worship your assholes and we'll worship our assholes. Ted is un-American? That's hilarious coming from you.

It reminds me of Christians worshiping Satan. Oh, the irony...

 

[Lonestar_logic]

I love that Ted lives in y'all's libtardian heads.

Pssst...who started this thread?

This thread was in response to a libturds thread.

 

[hazlnut]

This is so beautiful. God Bless America. This will end up the same way Chik Fil A and Phil Robertson ended. The leftist hateful trash will still go for it. Their hatred of patriotic Americans is stronger than their love of country and justice.


These Libs Tried To Silence Ted Nugent, But He Fired Back So Hard They Didn't Know What Hit Them

What are you HIGH?

The Nudge is human feces. He's garbage - the worst of the the worst.

He's everything that is tearing this country apart - nutter extremists that have no sense what it means to be an American.

 

[bodecea]

I love that Ted lives in y'all's libtardian heads.

Pssst...who started this thread?

This thread was in response to a libturds thread.

So...you make excuses...looks like Ted lives in your head too.

 

[OriginalShroom]

This is so beautiful. God Bless America. This will end up the same way Chik Fil A and Phil Robertson ended. The leftist hateful trash will still go for it. Their hatred of patriotic Americans is stronger than their love of country and justice.


These Libs Tried To Silence Ted Nugent, But He Fired Back So Hard They Didn't Know What Hit Them

What are you HIGH?

The Nudge is human feces. He's garbage - the worst of the the worst.

He's everything that is tearing this country apart - nutter extremists that have no sense what it means to be an American.

Who has torn this Country apart?? It couldn't be the man who said he wanted to tear the country down and rebuild it would it now? The same man that the SCotUS has told, 9-0, several times that his actions are Un-Constitutional. The same man who ignores laws he doesn't like and re-writes established laws to suit his own agenda.

The same man who thinks Christians should have to ignore their religious beliefs if they aren't in alignment with his social agenda.

The same man who has nearly tripled our national debt, given relief to law breakers, and wants to import even more while ignoring our veterans and jobless here at home.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

This is so beautiful. God Bless America. This will end up the same way Chik Fil A and Phil Robertson ended. The leftist hateful trash will still go for it. Their hatred of patriotic Americans is stronger than their love of country and justice.


These Libs Tried To Silence Ted Nugent, But He Fired Back So Hard They Didn't Know What Hit Them

What are you HIGH?

The Nudge is human feces. He's garbage - the worst of the the worst.

He's everything that is tearing this country apart - nutter extremists that have no sense what it means to be an American.

He's donated more time and money to charity in a year than you have done in a lifetime.

How much have you donated to those poor illegal immigrant children?

You liberal pukes talk a good game but when it comes to actually doing something these posts are the result.

 

[Lonestar_logic]

Pssst...who started this thread?

This thread was in response to a libturds thread.

So...you make excuses...looks like Ted lives in your head too.

He lives in my head? No, but I do admire the man for all he's done to help children and our vets.

 

[GHook93]

Ted the draft dodger is a patriot? This vet says no way, he's a coward.....

Free speech. Thanks for your service.

I hate when people claim free speech. A private enterprise has ability to not allow a performer to perform at their establishment if they want. Yes they can't refuse a customer based on race or religion, but they can say no to a customer for other reason.

What Nugget stated was disgusting and beyond wrong. I say **** him. He made his bed and needs to lay in it!

 

[Steve_McGarrett]

"“I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy,” he said in an interview published by the Appleton Post Crescent."

Actually Ted, you're an underage-*****-loving draft-dodging creep with a big mouth and a tiny brain. See ya...

Why am I not surprised that you believe a claim like that from Courtney Love..

She is such a bastion of truth... She ought to replace the "Blind Justice" as the symbol.. /sarcasm

The guy admits to ******* underage girls. Those were the times, although not many become the legal guardian of a 17-year-old they are screwing like Good Old Draft-Dodging Patriot Ted did. Carry on.

Having a medical deferment isn't considered dodging the draft.