Ted Nugent Shoots Back. Bullseye.

[rightwinger]

This is so beautiful. God Bless America. This will end up the same way Chik Fil A and Phil Robertson ended. The leftist hateful trash will still go for it. Their hatred of patriotic Americans is stronger than their love of country and justice.


These Libs Tried To Silence Ted Nugent, But He Fired Back So Hard They Didn't Know What Hit Them

Ted reacted like a four year old

Where exactly do you think he "hit a bullseye"

The part where he calls Native Americans "vermin"?

 

[Sarah G]

As I said, scum is scum, that's the company you keep. Enjoy...

Yep. He's a patriot. I'll hang with a man who loves America over Obama trash any day.

Hang, very appropriate in this case since that's what should be done with his war is for others less worthy ass, if you were honest about it. You support a guy who his shit his pants to stay home. Congrats.

Yes, because that's what patriots do according to the teapartiers. They poop in their pants to get out of serving.

The morons.

 

[Sarah G]

Ted's an ignorant old perv. Nobody but Republicans have an ounce of respect for that guy.

 

[Sallow]

Ted Nugent is a super patriot who reaches out to our wounded warriors. God shine on Mr. Nugent and his family.

A "super" patriot shits and pisses his pants for 3 weeks to avoid serving?

You guys got a funny notion about patriotism.

 

[Old Rocks]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

 

[bodecea]

Why isn't Ted in prison or dead like he predicted if President Obama was reelected in 2012?

 

[jc456]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

Is this a statement made by Ted Nugent?

 

[OriginalShroom]

Ted the draft dodger is a patriot? This vet says no way, he's a coward.....

Hmmmmmm... More Left Wing Lies?

Ted Nugent draft-dodging claim revisited | Fact Checker


The verdict

Fact Checker gave too narrow of a definition of “draft dodger” last week, as Mark Nelson of Sparks correctly pointed out.

But even with a more expansive definition, there’s still no proof Nugent dodged the draft. If he’s a liar who can’t be trusted now, that doesn’t make his word more trustworthy in 1977.

Plausible arguments can be made for why Nugent would’ve made up the 1977 story that’s the source of draft-dodging claims — the Vietnam War was unpopular and it would be very rock ’n’ roll to claim you pulled one over on The Man.

It’s also worth noting Nugent has long been anti-drug, railing regularly against the “hippies” of the 1960s who zoned out — often fatally — on drugs. So if he were going to make up a story to a magazine, a pro-drug one would make sense.

And plausible arguments can be made for why he would’ve made up the 2006 story about the first one being a hoax — he wanted to protect his credibility as a patriotic conservative spokesman.

The only objective conclusion that can be made is there’s not enough evidence one way or the other.

That said, if you’re going to accuse someone of a crime, you must have better evidence than a single story in High Times magazine that has since been retracted by the source.

 

[jknowgood]

"“I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy,” he said in an interview published by the Appleton Post Crescent."

Actually Ted, you're an underage-*****-loving draft-dodging creep with a big mouth and a tiny brain. See ya...

If Nugent supported Obama and hated the Tea Party, you'd love everything about him.

Not a chance. Scum is scum, and Ted is scum...

Sounds like Bill Clinton and TED Nugent have alot in common, by your standards. So is Clinton scum also?

 

[PaintMyHouse]

If Nugent supported Obama and hated the Tea Party, you'd love everything about him.

Not a chance. Scum is scum, and Ted is scum...

Sounds like Bill Clinton and TED Nugent have alot in common, by your standards. So is Clinton scum also?

You tell me, wasn't he being a "draft dodger" a big deal once? It was, if you aren't old enough to remember, but Old Shit His Pants Ted gets a pass now?

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Ted the draft dodger is a patriot? This vet says no way, he's a coward.....

Hmmmmmm... More Left Wing Lies?

Ted Nugent draft-dodging claim revisited | Fact Checker


The verdict

Fact Checker gave too narrow of a definition of “draft dodger” last week, as Mark Nelson of Sparks correctly pointed out.

But even with a more expansive definition, there’s still no proof Nugent dodged the draft. If he’s a liar who can’t be trusted now, that doesn’t make his word more trustworthy in 1977.

Plausible arguments can be made for why Nugent would’ve made up the 1977 story that’s the source of draft-dodging claims — the Vietnam War was unpopular and it would be very rock ’n’ roll to claim you pulled one over on The Man.

It’s also worth noting Nugent has long been anti-drug, railing regularly against the “hippies” of the 1960s who zoned out — often fatally — on drugs. So if he were going to make up a story to a magazine, a pro-drug one would make sense.

And plausible arguments can be made for why he would’ve made up the 2006 story about the first one being a hoax — he wanted to protect his credibility as a patriotic conservative spokesman.

The only objective conclusion that can be made is there’s not enough evidence one way or the other.

That said, if you’re going to accuse someone of a crime, you must have better evidence than a single story in High Times magazine that has since been retracted by the source.

So Good Old Ted either dodged the draft as he said, by shitting his pants etc, or he didn't and he's just a blowhard flat-out liar? Pick one...

 

[Lonestar_logic]

snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
Read more at snopes.com: Ted Nugent Dodged the Draft?


Nugent is a total asshole. That he is the hero of the "Conservatives" only speaks to their own morals.

Snopes didn't say that the statements he allegedly made were true.

FAIL!!!

 

[Lonestar_logic]

I love that Ted lives in y'all's libtardian heads.

 

[bendog]

Token, nobody gives a rat's ass about Nugents "free speech," nor has anyone impinged it in any way. But continue on with your march to victimhood and a cross of your choosing.

 

[OriginalShroom]

"“I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy,” he said in an interview published by the Appleton Post Crescent."

Actually Ted, you're an underage-*****-loving draft-dodging creep with a big mouth and a tiny brain. See ya...

Why am I not surprised that you believe a claim like that from Courtney Love..

She is such a bastion of truth... She ought to replace the "Blind Justice" as the symbol.. /sarcasm

 

[PaintMyHouse]

"“I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy,” he said in an interview published by the Appleton Post Crescent."

Actually Ted, you're an underage-*****-loving draft-dodging creep with a big mouth and a tiny brain. See ya...

Why am I not surprised that you believe a claim like that from Courtney Love..

She is such a bastion of truth... She ought to replace the "Blind Justice" as the symbol.. /sarcasm

The guy admits to ******* underage girls. Those were the times, although not many become the legal guardian of a 17-year-old they are screwing like Good Old Draft-Dodging Patriot Ted did. Carry on.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Was Laura Ingraham writing about Nugent when she wrote this book?

 

[Esmeralda]

His retort, as quoted in the article cited, is in no way strong enough to have any effect on anyone. All he does is repeat his nonsense that people criticize him because he's successful and happy (according to him) and they are not. He's a very sick and rather evil type of human being.

 

[guno]

Ted Nugent is a super patriot who reaches out to our wounded warriors. God shine on Mr. Nugent and his family.

Ted Nugent is a super patriot

LOL an admitted draft dodger is a hero and super patriot to the chickenshit sloped skulled mutants

Gun Enthusiast Ted Nugent Wasn't Anxious To Bear Arms Against Those Pesky Vietcong | The Smoking Gun

 

[Lakhota]

Ted Nugent Whines About ‘Unclean Vermin’ Who Canceled Show At Native American Casino

Racist, pants-shitting asshole Ted Nugent has the sads that yet another venue has canceled an appearance because of his bigotry. Native American-run Cour d’Alene Casino canceled Nugent’s planned August 4 appearance after they were fully informed of the conservative rocker’s racist attitude.

Nugent refuses to take this lying down.

“I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy,” Nugent told Gannett on Tuesday.

Ted Nugent Whines About 'Unclean Vermin' Who Canceled Show At Native American Casino

Ted Nugent: Native Americans Are 'Unclean Vermin' Who Don't 'Qualify As People'

So now Patriotic Ted is calling Native Americans "unclean vermin" because they don't like his hateful, racist views.