Ted Nugent Shoots Back. Bullseye.

[Meister]

Didn't Courtney Love say she was 12 - and had no breasts?

Of course you would say that.....but in the real world she was a 17 year old Hawaiian. But you already knew that, didn't you sonny?

Why would Courtney Love lie about her age? Plus, I didn't know she was Hawaiian. I thought she was born in California.

When has Love been coherent enough to remember the day before?

His issue was never with Love....it was with a 17 year old Hawaiian.

 

[tinydancer]

Ok then there was the one.....you bet I had a ******* great life...........

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Ted Nugent and Romney ? The ?Cluck Cluck Gang,? America?s Biggest Chickens | Veterans Today

Is this the High Times interview you guys are looking for. It's in this article.

Thanks very much for posting this but its not appropriate reading for the brainless RWs.





From the article:

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up.

Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, pi** the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

A Young Chicken Hawk

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em.

Now my whole body is crusted in poop and pi**. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf****r.

A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You f*****g swine you!”

Ted - Doing an impersonation of...something

Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t pi**, but my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm.

The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it?

I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherf****n’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know.”

No wonder the RWs love these slimy chicken hawks.

Here he is, impersonating the people he calls vermin and worse.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Why would Courtney Love lie about her age? Plus, I didn't know she was Hawaiian. I thought she was born in California.

Ask tinydancer. She's personal friends with just about every rocker on the planet. Just ask her.

Hey hey hey Only one Alice Cooper story. DEAL WITH IT.

That's not what you've said before.

You're brain is so fried, you have no idea what the truth is.

 

[tinydancer]

Of course you would say that.....but in the real world she was a 17 year old Hawaiian. But you already knew that, didn't you sonny?

Why would Courtney Love lie about her age? Plus, I didn't know she was Hawaiian. I thought she was born in California.

When has Love been coherent enough to remember the day before?

His issue was never with Love....it was with a 17 year old Hawaiian.

He actually loved her. Teddly has done a lot of weird shit in his time but he loved that girl to the point he wanted to marry her.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Of course you would say that.....but in the real world she was a 17 year old Hawaiian. But you already knew that, didn't you sonny?

Why would Courtney Love lie about her age? Plus, I didn't know she was Hawaiian. I thought she was born in California.

When has Love been coherent enough to remember the day before?

His issue was never with Love....it was with a 17 year old Hawaiian.

And of course, being raped at the age of 12 would have no effect on a young girl.

OTOH, Poopy Pants has said he can't get it up unless he kills something.

Yep, he's all man all righty. Typical RW hero.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Why would Courtney Love lie about her age? Plus, I didn't know she was Hawaiian. I thought she was born in California.

When has Love been coherent enough to remember the day before?

His issue was never with Love....it was with a 17 year old Hawaiian.

He actually loved her. Teddly has done a lot of weird shit in his time but he loved that girl to the point he wanted to marry her.

Oh lordy, you just never know when to stop pretending you have intimate knowledge "rocker's" lives.

Keep it up and then later you'll say you never said it.

 

[tinydancer]

Ask tinydancer. She's personal friends with just about every rocker on the planet. Just ask her.

Hey hey hey Only one Alice Cooper story. DEAL WITH IT.

That's not what you've said before.

You're brain is so fried, you have no idea what the truth is.

Keep at me. I am solid baby.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Here ya go td ... You can build a whole pathetic fantasy around this -

Next you'll say this is you in the photo ...

 

[tinydancer]

When has Love been coherent enough to remember the day before?

His issue was never with Love....it was with a 17 year old Hawaiian.

He actually loved her. Teddly has done a lot of weird shit in his time but he loved that girl to the point he wanted to marry her.

Oh lordy, you just never know when to stop pretending you have intimate knowledge "rocker's" lives.

Keep it up and then later you'll say you never said it.

Why would I deny my life? That would be silly. I've had the best of times. You don't like my rock and roll life go **** yourself if you have had no life. I have loved mine.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

[MENTION=25451]tinydancer[/MENTION]

You said you had proof that this shit head didn't sit in his own shit for two weeks to dodge the draft.

Post it.

 

[tinydancer]

Here ya go td ... You can build a whole pathetic fantasy around this -

No. China Doll. I am China Doll. You don't know me at all

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Here ya go td ... You can build a whole pathetic fantasy around this -

No. China Doll. I am China Doll. You don't know me at all

Its just embarrassing when you're this far gone.

Keep your fantasies to yourself.

 

[tinydancer]

[MENTION=25451]tinydancer[/MENTION]

You said you had proof that this shit head didn't sit in his own shit for two weeks to dodge the draft.

Post it.

When did I say that?

Rock it. But all in all with Teddly he never gave it up that way. He's an asshole.

 

[tinydancer]

Here ya go td ... You can build a whole pathetic fantasy around this -

No. China Doll. I am China Doll. You don't know me at all

Its just embarrassing when you're this far gone.

Keep your fantasies to yourself.

My ex husband made me this way. I was known as China Doll. Hey, his album cover. His song for me. One of several he wrote for me. Including Dana's Song.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Don't call him a pedophile. Shit don't you people get this including a moderator who doesnt understand if if you call a man this you get mother ******* sued.

Ted Nugent is a pedophile.

Whoa geeze here we go again.

Let me tell you about a story where a wonderful place called Freedom Dominion got fucked over because assholes refused to give up calling their enemies and stopped slandering them.

Don't do it to this place. Seriously I AM BEGGING YOU. You keep at it I will go to Nugent head quarters and report you continually charge him as a pedophile.

Please stop.

OMFG [MENTION=25451]tinydancer[/MENTION]

I missed this one.

Careful peeps - She's gonna bring down USMess and all the posters with it.

 

[Lakhota]

It saddens me when I think about how Courtney Love's life might have turn out - if not for her traumatic childhood experience.

 

[Mojo2]

Moonglow for crying out loud stop with the drugged out shit. Teddly is and always has been anti drug and anti booze.

He's a national spokesperson for DARE for heaven's sake. Only addiction has been to sex.

With underage girls that is...

Bullshit. Had this dance a million times. Courtney Love is a pathological liar. Nugent wanted to marry his 17 year old girlfriend in Hawaii but the State laws wouldn't allow it.

No jailbait. Not for Teddly. Only in a song,

Every heterosexual male capable of a hard on has wanted to entertain a 17 year old.

Good for Ted that he'd do the honorable thing by marrying the lass.

 

[gtarguy921]

“I take it as a badge of honor that such unclean vermin are upset by me and my positive energy…

Yeah right. If Teddy boy's energy were anymore "positive", he'd be undergoing rabies treatment.

Do you sleep with the light on?

Yeah, but I kinda doubt that would make Ted lie about his "positive energy" while foaming at the mouth because his show got cancelled.

He'd have to live alot closer for that to keep him awake at night.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

With underage girls that is...

Bullshit. Had this dance a million times. Courtney Love is a pathological liar. Nugent wanted to marry his 17 year old girlfriend in Hawaii but the State laws wouldn't allow it.

No jailbait. Not for Teddly. Only in a song,

Every heterosexual male capable of a hard on has wanted to entertain a 17 year old.

Good for Ted that he'd do the honorable thing by marrying the lass.

She was 12 and he didn't marry her.

Sheesh.

WHUT is wrong with you hypocrites?

you go ballistic if a Dem crosses the line but you'll make excuses for priests, the phony duck dynasty jerks and Ted (total waste of skin) Nugent.