California woman left with "horrific" injuries after being attacked by gang of wild turkeys

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A gang of wild turkeys ambushed a woman on her evening walk in Alameda – leaving her so badly bloodied she required stitches.

Mary Jo Kelly, 83, a longtime resident of the Bay Area city, said she was out walking last Thursday when two of the birds attacked her from behind.

“I went headfirst, and I broke my glasses. I hit the palm of my hand, my thumb. I bled in the nose,” Kelly told ABC 7.

The frightening encounter left Kelly with severe bruising across her face that remained visible a week later.

After escaping the attacking birds, Kelly called her husband, who rushed her to emergency. Doctors performed a CT scan and treated her injuries, including six stitches on her right hand.

The ordeal has left Kelly shaken and demanding action from city officials before someone else gets hurt.

She contacted the Alameda Police Department to file a report after the attack, but said officers told her they could not take one because the incident involved wildlife.

LOL.....Hell's Gobblers?

Sounds like her injuries were caused by the fall. Not by the Turkeys.

He should have had a Bumpus Hound with her.....They like turkey. ;)

 
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She can`t look any worse than this freak. I wonder if this was a Halloween costume?
 

A gang of wild turkeys ambushed a woman on her evening walk in Alameda – leaving her so badly bloodied she required stitches.

Mary Jo Kelly, 83, a longtime resident of the Bay Area city, said she was out walking last Thursday when two of the birds attacked her from behind.

“I went headfirst, and I broke my glasses. I hit the palm of my hand, my thumb. I bled in the nose,” Kelly told ABC 7.

The frightening encounter left Kelly with severe bruising across her face that remained visible a week later.

After escaping the attacking birds, Kelly called her husband, who rushed her to emergency. Doctors performed a CT scan and treated her injuries, including six stitches on her right hand.

The ordeal has left Kelly shaken and demanding action from city officials before someone else gets hurt.

She contacted the Alameda Police Department to file a report after the attack, but said officers told her they could not take one because the incident involved wildlife.

LOL.....Hell's Gobblers?

Sounds like her injuries were caused by the fall. Not by the Turkeys.

He should have had a Bumpus Hound with her.....They like turkey. ;)


Vermin. We have turkeys around this area that are always coming across the property. Flocks of 'em. Not unusual to see 15 to 30 at a time. Spring and fall hatches. Great targets on the roads though. LOL, I got one caught in the deer guard of the truck like a bug a few years ago.
 
Vermin. We have turkeys around this area that are always coming across the property. Flocks of 'em. Not unusual to see 15 to 30 at a time. Spring and fall hatches. Great targets on the roads though. LOL, I got one caught in the deer guard of the truck like a bug a few years ago.
Tasty "vermin"......Pan-fried wild turkey breast is a meal fit for a King!

Put the rest in a pressure cooker with some salt/pepper/onions/celery, cook till the meat falls from the bone and make all kinds of delicious dishes from the meat/broth.

The resident possum gets the rest. ;)
 
Vermin. We have turkeys around this area that are always coming across the property. Flocks of 'em. Not unusual to see 15 to 30 at a time. Spring and fall hatches. Great targets on the roads though. LOL, I got one caught in the deer guard of the truck like a bug a few years ago.
You`re quite the badass, aren`t you? Sick SOB.
 
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