I always love how your disingenuous ass tries to pretend like you're an expert on everything. Millennial, you never even heard about this until I just posted it above 10 minutes ago. Everything about you is so repulsive and disingenuous.
Uh, no, I have a degree in History.
It was granted in 1985, long before the Millenials were even born.
And, yes, I know by MIDDLE SCHOOL that the George W. story about the cherry Tree was a myth.
Now, here's the thing, before you post another 20 things out of context and flood the thread...
THe most important thing about Geo. Washington wasn't that he chopped down a cherry Tree. it wasn't that he had wooden teeth. (He actually had teeth that were forcibly extracted from slaves, which is MUCH, MUCH worse) . No, his important things are what is documented- He was a general in the War of Independence and the First President.
Now, Jesus... all you have are the myths and the tall tales. The unbelievable shit are his bona fides. He wasn't just a guy telling people to be nice to each other. He had extra special significance because his mom was a virgin and he rose from the dead.