Stop Checking Trunks of Cars for Me

[Big Fitz]

... I'm okay. Life's just happening. Very good life stuff for once. mmkay?

I'll let the libtards have a breather for a little while.

Lord knows they can use the time to get therapy.

 

[waltky]

Granny says mebbe dey's checkin' fer dead bodies...

... or terrorists.

 

[editec]

Granny says mebbe dey's checkin' fer dead bodies...

... or terrorists.

Highly organized murderous psychotics know that the best way to transport the body is as ashes in ash tray of their car.

And as long as they remember not to leave any roaches in that ash tray they'll be just fine when the cops search the car.

 

[Zoom-boing]

The trunk of a Mercury Grand Marquis can fit three bodies quite nicely.

 

[Mr. H.]

The "ashes" of the human body would fill a gallon jug. And they aren't ashes, it's more like little bits of ground up bone.

 

[editec]

The "ashes" of the human body would fill a gallon jug. And they aren't ashes, it's more like little bits of ground up bone.

I bow to your experience in matters of disposing of bodies, Mr H.

Clearly you're going to have to transport the ashes in the ashtrays in multiple trips and that is just clearly immoral because it wastes precious gas.

Maybe a more thorough Jeff Dahmer technique is the way to go.

 

[Truthseeker420]

That's something a Fitzbot would say.

 

[editec]

That's something a Fitzbot would say.

Please contact fitztrev and he will happily give you the appropriate permissions to manage fitzbot's brain.

 

[Big Fitz]

The trunk of a Mercury Grand Marquis can fit three bodies quite nicely.

So that's who those two other guys were....

 

[Big Fitz]

That's something a Fitzbot would say.

May I suggest you spend your time qualifying for a loan and buying yourself some witty repartee?

 

[Big Fitz]

The "ashes" of the human body would fill a gallon jug. And they aren't ashes, it's more like little bits of ground up bone.

Yes, but it takes a lot of energy and fuel to burn a body to ashes.

 

[masquerade]

I'm reminded of the movie Repo Man.