Votto
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It is official, the Zionist state of Israel has declared the month of June as being the month of Jewnteenth to commemorate the 400 years of hard bondage they suffered in Egypt.
Bibi Natanyahu stated, "Now I don't like to brag or anything, but the Jews were slave far longer than Blacks in America, so I thought it high time we had a month to commemorate it as well. Also, despite all the oppression over the centuries, we always seem to have money, and despite not having any government assistance . In fact, it was the exact opposite as governments routinely took our money and kicked us out of entire countries over and over again in Europe through the centuries. I guess that's what happens when you control everything though cuz that is just how we roll. It's almost like we really are God's chosen people. Oy vey!!!"
The prompted mass riots and protests from Leftists with one protester screaming, "The Jewish Zionist bastards are the White Supremacist face of slavery!!! They suck at everything, including slavery!! In fact, I have a YouTube here made in the last few hours of this announcement showing us all how the Zionist state was funding the Pharoh of Egypt to hold them as slaves. And don't get me started about that genocidal maniac Moses who struck down an Egyptian task master. He should have been left to die in the River Nile along with all the other unwanted babies in dumpsters behind Planned Parenthood where they all belong!!!"
No word yet on whether the entire Zionist state is a part of the LGTB community as well, but if it determined to be as such in the coming months those on the Left are really, really.............um..................... "screwed". But it has prompted Muslims all around the world to skip the month of June on their calendar entirely.
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