Translation; your god is too much of a pussy to answer questions. What does that make those who worship him?I'm sure the Trump Camp is getting a huge number of suggestions on how to handle this subpoena, but here's mine (maybe he reads this site):
He should agree to testify, provided he is given a minimum of 20 minutes in the beginning to make a public statement, without interruption.
Then he goes in, makes his statement, stands up and walks out.
The statement is a concise, factual summary of the events leading up to, and including January 6th, 2021, including his directions to his minions, his expectations for the day, the precautions that he took and attempted to take, and so on.
It will cause a major kerfuffle when he walks out, but fie on any official who tries to stop him.
This will never happen, of course, he would be foolish to testify under oath in any forum controlled by Congressional Democrats.