AtlantaWalter
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
>infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
>was 71.
>
>Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
>children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in
>the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father,
>Pop Tart.
>
>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
>Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
>respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack,
>The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
>Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
>high with flours.
>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly
>described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
>was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
>but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
>not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of
>his dough on half-baked schemes.
>Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
>crusty old man, was considered a roll model for
>millions.
>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
>infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He
>was 71.
>
>Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
>children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in
>the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father,
>Pop Tart.
>
>Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
>Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
>respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack,
>The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
>Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
>high with flours.
>Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly
>described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
>was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
>but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
>not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of
>his dough on half-baked schemes.
>Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
>crusty old man, was considered a roll model for
>millions.
>The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes
