Should I ask my Barber for a mullet?

[Quasar44]

Mortimer

I am a broken down man who runs a crap azz franchise in the city of Las Vegas

 

[Mortimer]

Mortimer

I am a broken down man who runs a crap azz franchise in the city of Las Vegas

You seem to me like a nice guy, man.

 

[Quasar44]

Mortimer

Nice but I can really sense that “a box of wood and dirt “ is not far off

 

[Mortimer]

Mortimer

Nice but I can really sense that “a box of wood and dirt “ is not far off

I dont understand that expression can you explain? "A box of wood and dirt" what does that mean?

 

[Batcat]

Shave your head

Works for me but I was going bald. Pissed me off that I had to pay the same amount for a haircut as some younger guy with a full head of hair.

 

[Quasar44]

Mortimer

It means being buried as in death

 

[Mortimer]

Works for me but I was going bald. Pissed me off that I had to pay the same amount for a haircut as some younger guy with a full head of hair.

I was often bald, and in summer too. Im trying something new, and I have alots of full hair, maybe I can do something here. Something new. I never had longer hair or a mullet or anything always buzzcut, undercut, bald.

 

[Batcat]

I was often bald, and in summer too. Im trying something new, and I have alots of full hair, maybe I can do something here. Something new. I never had longer hair or a mullet or anything always buzzcut, undercut, bald.

As I am shaved bald in the summer in Florida I wear a cap or a do-rag to avoid a bad sun burn.

 

[Mortimer]

 

[The Duke]

Or that is too 80s and outdated? Do you think a guy nearly 40 should have a mullet? Of course I would ask for the form only and would need to let it grow in the neck. But just to start growing it.

Dude, barbers are not allowed to be involved with mullets. All you need is a set of clippers.

 

[miketx]

Hot women can make anything look good.

They'd look good in a burlap sack.