Should I ask my Barber for a mullet?

[Mortimer]

Or that is too 80s and outdated? Do you think a guy nearly 40 should have a mullet? Of course I would ask for the form only and would need to let it grow in the neck. But just to start growing it.

 

[The Irish Ram]

no mullet.
Short on sides, longer on top...

 

[Darkwind]

Yes.

 

[Mortimer]

no mullet.
Short on sides, longer on top...

I messaged my barber on FB asking if he could cut me a mullet. Does he even know what that is? Because he can't speak fluent German, the boss can speak a little German but the other or his employee hardly knows at all and he cuts everyone an undercut or bald head.

 

[skye]

omg noooooo

mullets are verboten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rightwinger]

Shave your head

 

[Natural Citizen]

A lot of women are starting to bring the mullet back.

Except it's not quite the same look as back in the 80s.

Love or Loathe It—the Mullet Is the TikTok Viral Haircut of 2022

The mullet haircut has made a 2022 comeback, and we're divided. Click for mullet haircut inspiration and the pros and cons of the trend.

www.whowhatwear.co.uk

I dunno. I kind of like the look...

 

[evenflow1969]

Or that is too 80s and outdated? Do you think a guy nearly 40 should have a mullet? Of course I would ask for the form only and would need to let it grow in the neck. But just to start growing it.

Yep, but that party in the back must be backed by the guy with the hair style. Drink mass amounts of vodka and make people call you "The Machine". The ladies will love you!

 

[Natural Citizen]

But, no, a mullet won't work for you, Mort. Huh uh...

 

[Mortimer]

I decided to try it. if it doesnt work I will cut it and shave it. That is always possible.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

Don't ask...TELL!

 

[Anomalism]

But, no, a mullet won't work for you, Mort. Huh uh...

Lmfao nothing will work for him.

 

[Anomalism]

A lot of women are starting to bring the mullet back.

Except it's not quite the same look as back in the 80s.

Love or Loathe It—the Mullet Is the TikTok Viral Haircut of 2022

The mullet haircut has made a 2022 comeback, and we're divided. Click for mullet haircut inspiration and the pros and cons of the trend.

www.whowhatwear.co.uk

I dunno. I kind of like the look...

Hot women can make anything look good.

 

[1srelluc]

You ask a Fishmonger for a Mullet.

 

[Mortimer]

The bases are now there. The ears have been cut free, a little shortened at the top and I have to let it grow for a few more months at the back.

 

[Natural Citizen]

The bases are now there. The ears have been cut free, a little shortened at the top and I have to let it grow for a few more months at the back.

You should just leave it that way, Mort.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Lmfao nothing will work for him.

I dunno. Mort takes a beating around here. Somebody's always making fun of the way he looks.

But he's got courage to keep posting his pictures. And he has a personality. I'm sure those are good qualities in some chick's book.

Besides it's not like he's ugly or anything. Just needs to drop weight and trim up.

But whatever. Who am I to say? I like Mort, he's a character. He keeps the '90s style of Internetting alive. Everyone's so serious these days...

 

[Anomalism]

I dunno. Mort takes a beating around here. Somebody's always making fun of the way he looks.

But he's got courage to keep posting his pictures. And he has a personality. I'm sure those are good qualities in some chick's book.

Besides it's not like he's ugly or anything. Just needs to drop weight and trim up.

But whatever. Who am I to say? I like Mort, he's a character. He keeps the '90s style of Internetting alive. Everyone's so serious these days...

I like Mort too man. I just have funny ways of showing it. I should ease up a little.

 

[martybegan]

The Vandals have some advice

 

[Likkmee]

You ask a Fishmonger for a Mullet.

Fire up da smoker. I'm in !