My Domino Experience

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A sign of the times. I've never had a pizza from Dominos so I saw them advertise on TV they were selling all pizzas half off this week, so I decided to try them.

I looked at their site and picked a couple pizzas but I was not sure which if any store would deliver to my home, so it came down to two stores near me.

I called the first store and got a recording. Be right with you! So I sat there for 5 minutes listening to excited ad after ad.

Finally giving up, I just HUNG UP. If you can't even answer your phone within 5 minutes, you really don't want my business and I don't want you handling my food. So I tried the other store, which had a local number. Dude answered right away and I told him why I was calling and whether they could deliver? Right off he asked for my phone number which I knew was because his screen was telling him that first to place an order, so I corrected him asking him if he even came to my address!

When I gave him the address, he got the house number wrong and the street name wrong. As I went through the THIRD time repeating ever-more clearly the house number and street number, I realized this guy barely understood English. I mean, my number and street are very simple, easy things and I even gave him an example to clarify, then I SPELLED IT.

He still was having trouble. That is when I realized that many kids today have no people skills or interpersonal skills and all they know is pushing buttons on a screen. Probably because they've spent the past 20 years of their life with their nose in a cellphone app.

That is when I said F-it, and just hung up, realizing WHY Dominos was selling pizzas half off! I then called my regular pizza store and ordered what I really wanted. Dominos is now off my list forever, right along with every other farging super pizza chain I've tried from Pizza Hut (yech), to Papa Johns (blech).

If you really want good pizza, go find yourself a privately owned store. Run like hell from the big chains.
 
A sign of the times. I've never had a pizza from Dominos so I saw them advertise on TV they were selling all pizzas half off this week, so I decided to try them.

I looked at their site and picked a couple pizzas but I was not sure which if any store would deliver to my home, so it came down to two stores near me.

I called the first store and got a recording. Be right with you! So I sat there for 5 minutes listening to excited ad after ad.

Finally giving up, I just HUNG UP. If you can't even answer your phone within 5 minutes, you really don't want my business and I don't want you handling my food. So I tried the other store, which had a local number. Dude answered right away and I told him why I was calling and whether they could deliver? Right off he asked for my phone number which I knew was because his screen was telling him that first to place an order, so I corrected him asking him if he even came to my address!

When I gave him the address, he got the house number wrong and the street name wrong. As I went through the THIRD time repeating ever-more clearly the house number and street number, I realized this guy barely understood English. I mean, my number and street are very simple, easy things and I even gave him an example to clarify, then I SPELLED IT.

He still was having trouble. That is when I realized that many kids today have no people skills or interpersonal skills and all they know is pushing buttons on a screen. Probably because they've spent the past 20 years of their life with their nose in a cellphone app.

That is when I said F-it, and just hung up, realizing WHY Dominos was selling pizzas half off! I then called my regular pizza store and ordered what I really wanted. Dominos is now off my list forever, right along with every other farging super pizza chain I've tried from Pizza Hut (yech), to Papa Johns (blech).

If you really want good pizza, go find yourself a privately owned store. Run like hell from the big chains.
Our local gas station has better pizza than all of them.

Even better than the locally owned mom and pops.

I haven't had a great pizza (chicago style) since my mother in law passed away 12 years ago.
 
Our local gas station has better pizza than all of them.
Even better than the locally owned mom and pops.
I haven't had a great pizza (chicago style) since my mother in law passed away 12 years ago.

Chain pizza looks like it was perfectly shaped in a mold or something. Uniform size, shape, and baking.

Real pizza (good pizza) is misshapen, lumpy, has bubbles in the crust and a few burn marks. Parts will be crispy while others are chewy. There is a certain uniqueness to each and every pizza as they should be. Every bite is different.

Random variation. The chains cannot handle it. Their crap comes out looking and tasting halfway to that of frozen pizza sold at the supermarket.
 
IMO one of the best chain pizzas is Round Table, or used to be. The combo was great, expensive though.
 
A sign of the times. I've never had a pizza from Dominos so I saw them advertise on TV they were selling all pizzas half off this week, so I decided to try them.

I looked at their site and picked a couple pizzas but I was not sure which if any store would deliver to my home, so it came down to two stores near me.

I called the first store and got a recording. Be right with you! So I sat there for 5 minutes listening to excited ad after ad.

Finally giving up, I just HUNG UP. If you can't even answer your phone within 5 minutes, you really don't want my business and I don't want you handling my food. So I tried the other store, which had a local number. Dude answered right away and I told him why I was calling and whether they could deliver? Right off he asked for my phone number which I knew was because his screen was telling him that first to place an order, so I corrected him asking him if he even came to my address!

When I gave him the address, he got the house number wrong and the street name wrong. As I went through the THIRD time repeating ever-more clearly the house number and street number, I realized this guy barely understood English. I mean, my number and street are very simple, easy things and I even gave him an example to clarify, then I SPELLED IT.

He still was having trouble. That is when I realized that many kids today have no people skills or interpersonal skills and all they know is pushing buttons on a screen. Probably because they've spent the past 20 years of their life with their nose in a cellphone app.

That is when I said F-it, and just hung up, realizing WHY Dominos was selling pizzas half off! I then called my regular pizza store and ordered what I really wanted. Dominos is now off my list forever, right along with every other farging super pizza chain I've tried from Pizza Hut (yech), to Papa Johns (blech).

If you really want good pizza, go find yourself a privately owned store. Run like hell from the big chains.
Huh, I have no trouble at all ordering from the local Dominos.....Usually it's been the same big black dude (manager) taking my order for a few years now.

LOL....I asked him once if he had a cot in back as he's always there....He just laughed and said that "I may as well".

You gotta watch "your favorite M&P pizza shop".....The one I ordered from for years was given a bad rating by the local HD for roaches and rat turds.
 
Chain pizza looks like it was perfectly shaped in a mold or something. Uniform size, shape, and baking.

Real pizza (good pizza) is misshapen, lumpy, has bubbles in the crust and a few burn marks. Parts will be crispy while others are chewy. There is a certain uniqueness to each and every pizza as they should be. Every bite is different.

Random variation. The chains cannot handle it. Their crap comes out looking and tasting halfway to that of frozen pizza sold at the supermarket.
There are times when I think my taste buds were just destroyed by covid and then I fix another meal at home and it makes me think. . . . how much could I charge for this, since so many are willing to pay for so much worse.
 
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