Sex: Missionary

[Bonzi]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

 

[Geaux4it]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

 

[Bonzi]

... see there is nothing wrong with the response above!? I mean Dr. Ruth made a living doing this!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Love The Bonz

 

[Bonzi]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

 

[Bonzi]

c'mon WillHaftawaite - i mean you don't have to participate but you didn't have to so readily agree with me!

 

[Auld Phart]

I was agreeing that you wouldn't get any straight answers

 

[Mindful]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

She can always lie back and think of England.

 

[Moonglow]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

 

[Bonzi]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

No. I'm alone <wink wink>

 

[Moonglow]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

No. I'm alone <wink wink>

That is your eye you are winking?

 

[Bonzi]

I was agreeing that you wouldn't get any straight answers

I got one - it was more than I thought would get ....
I'm personally easily satisfied, but apparently that makes me weird

 

[Bonzi]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

No. I'm alone <wink wink>

That is your eye you are winking?

It's whatever you want it to be, Doll

 

[Auld Phart]

All I can think of is the movie The End, with Burt Reynolds and Sally Field in bed, and her watching the hula doll shake.

 

[Bonzi]

All I can think of is the movie The End, with Burt Reynolds and Sally Field in bed, and her watching the hula doll shake.

Was that "The End" or "Best Friends"?

 

[Auld Phart]

pretty sure it was The End, but it's been a while.

NOt overly interested in watching Burt more than once

 

[Yousaidwhat]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

No. I'm alone <wink wink>

You might think you are alone.

We are all right here watching you.

Your camera is on.

 

[Bonzi]

Is it ever fun?

Do you prefer (as a man) a woman's legs up, down or something else?
Would you rather her have her hands on you or gripping the sheets?
Is there anything you HATE a woman to do in missionary position (other than just lay there bored)?

Unfortunately, this is the only place I can post this topic so.... I'm sure I'll get no serious answers!!!!

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

No. I'm alone <wink wink>

You might think you are alone.

We are all right here watching you.

Your camera is on.

If that were true, no one would be talking to me.
I have my glasses on and hair pulled back... totally gross! Here, I'll take a pic...

 

[Yousaidwhat]

I'll take any position I can get.

I'm a panties freak. Really dig pulling them down and going to funky town. Now, the missionary is OK especially if a pearl necklace is in the offering while she finger bangs.

Think I'll stop since I'm getting ready to shower for work lol..

-Geaux

If sex is so exciting (just having sex) I wonder why people have to get all creative about it....
I mean, just the old "in out" must really not be that great....

Are you typing this while getting it from behind?

No. I'm alone <wink wink>

You might think you are alone.

We are all right here watching you.

Your camera is on.

If that were true, no one would be talking to me.
I have my glasses on and hair pulled back... totally gross! Here, I'll take a pic...

Damn.

I was hoping for the housecoat, curlers and face cream

 

[ZackB]

All I can think of is the movie The End, with Burt Reynolds and Sally Field in bed, and her watching the hula doll shake.

The End is a hilarious and underrated flick. I guess the subject matter was a little too heavy for its time.