Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While ‘Rock-Running,’ Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

[Lakhota]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

 

[guno]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

she is 100% inbreed hillbilly stock

 

[The Great Goose]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

she is 100% inbreed hillbilly stock

She has amazing skin!

I'm jealous. I wonder if she has treatments. probs.

 

[Pete7469]

she is 100% inbreed hillbilly stock

What does that make you?

Your name says it all, a dried up heap of batshit.

 

[BULLDOG]

Are you sure she was out running, and not in another drunken brawl?

 

[BettyYeti]

How lucky for her, brain damage is impossible. It's far too late and there is far too little to concern ourselves with.

She might just be the one a knock on the head would actually be good for? Certainly everything else has been tried, and failed.

 

[Pete7469]

Posts like this are why I celebrate when leftists die.

Fertilizer is the best thing a libturd can aspire to be.

 

[Lakhota]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

she is 100% inbreed hillbilly stock

She has amazing skin!

I'm jealous. I wonder if she has treatments. probs.

Probably from eating moose burgers.

 

[TheOldSchool]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

What are the odds that it managed to knock the stupid out of her?

 

[guno]

Read Sarah Palin's Bizarre Screed On Hillary Clinton's Health



Read Sarah Palin's Bizarre Screed On Hillary Clinton's Health

 

[BettyYeti]

What are the odds that it managed to knock the stupid out of her?

Not a snowball's chance in Hell.

That useless bitch could have hit the rock so hard that the rock required stitches! Nothing would have changed but the rock would be more careful next time.

 

[guno]

 

[ninja007]

more lib compassion on display.

 

[oreo]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

 

[BettyYeti]

more lib compassion on display.

Compassion should be saved for those worthy of it. She ain't.

And we ain't Jesus and she is a fig tree. Please, God, may she never bear fruit again? She's already done enough damage as it is.

 

[Vandalshandle]

What the hell is "rock-running"? Does it have anything to do with, "Hey, Bubba! Watch this!".

 

[BettyYeti]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

 

[oreo]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.

 

[BettyYeti]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.

I want the most boring two and a half months possible, with the polls running exactly where they are. When knee-deep in gasoline don't smoke 'em if you got 'em, wait until that baby is sound asleep in its crib. Then we can party like it's 1992 and Trump goes off to marry wife #4 with #5 sitting alone in her Trump-sponsored condo.

 

[BULLDOG]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.

I hear there is a special treat planned for the debates. Hillary's people are talking to the guy that ghost wrote "The Art of the Deal" for Trump, and to psychologists to determine the best way to ring his bells. We might get to see a meltdown of biblical proportions.