Got to love Oxford. Hear that Samson, Oxford's got your back. Just make sure it's dead!
A steamy calamari: trans-species eroticism and disgust (Practical Ethics)
There's Nothing I wouldn't do for you SyrennIs there really anything wrong with having sex with a dead cephalopod? Or having pictures of the act?
I would guess the most common moral arguments against zoophilia are that it is disgusting (invoking the "wisdom of repugnance") and against the natural order. But the former is culturally variable, and the latter is a form of the naturalistic fallacy and refuted by the existence of various trans-species sexual relations in nature.