Sadistic but harmless ways to mess with your pet

[manifold]

Dogs - give'em a nice glob of peanut butter coated with tobasco sauce. That one's a classic and always a hoot.

But the best one is for cats and it's really easy: Pull a sock over their head and watch them flip out like nobody's business.

 

[Toro]

Tape a cat's paws with scotch tape, or just two of them. Loads of fun.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Send me your names and cities so I can call the Humane Society.

Now if ya wanna mess with something, I got just the thing...

Put a Liberal in a round room and tell them to pee in a corner.

 

[eots]

cats and laser pointers..hours of fun

 

[Toro]

cats and laser pointers..hours of fun

My dog goes crazy over the laser pointer.

 

[Paulie]

Send me your names and cities so I can call the Humane Society.

Now if ya wanna mess with something, I got just the thing...

Put a Liberal in a round room and tell them to pee in a corner.

That was unbelievably stupid RGS.

I mean, that joke is from the 80's, all you did was substitute it with your favorite thing to hate.

I wish you would go away and stop posting here, you seriously fucking suck.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

That was unbelievably stupid RGS.

I mean, that joke is from the 80's, all you did was substitute it with your favorite thing to hate.

I wish you would go away and stop posting here, you seriously fucking suck.

Ohh so you do not like my humor? To damn bad isn't it?

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Paulitics walks into a bar with a duck. Bartender says " we don't serve pigs in here". Paulitics says " It is a duck". Bartender says " I was talking to the Duck."

 

[Gunny]

Dogs - give'em a nice glob of peanut butter coated with tobasco sauce. That one's a classic and always a hoot.

But the best one is for cats and it's really easy: Pull a sock over their head and watch them flip out like nobody's business.

I would call neither harmless. But sadistic definitely fits.

 

[Gunny]

That was unbelievably stupid RGS.

I mean, that joke is from the 80's, all you did was substitute it with your favorite thing to hate.

I wish you would go away and stop posting here, you seriously fucking suck.

Lighten up please. This IS the humor forum.

I like the laser pointer thing. Low tech a piece of string works.

 

[Truthmatters]

How do yoou know when a Republican has been using your computor?

There is white out all over the screen.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

How do yoou know when a Republican has been using your computor?

There is white out all over the screen.

LOL. See all kinda uses for old jokes. But seriously how do you know a Liberal has been using your computer? Cause your electric bill includes the whole block on it.

 

[Paulie]

LOL. See all kinda uses for old jokes. But seriously how do you know a Liberal has been using your computer? Cause your electric bill includes the whole block on it.

See, now that was FUNNY!

I didn't know you had it in you RGS. You ain't dead YET, ol boy!

 

[BrianH]

A guy pulls up to a traffic jam and gets out to see what's going on. He's just out of site, but a gentlemen comes up to him and says that Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and Jesse Jackson are tied up in the middle of the road. He goes on to say that there's a psychopath threatening to douse them with gasoline and burn them alive if people do not start sending money up to the front of the jam.

"Wow," the man says. "How much have people been sending up?"

The other man replied, "about 2 or 3 gallons apiece."

Old I know, but still funny.

 

[manifold]

I would call neither harmless. But sadistic definitely fits.

I can state definitively and with certainty that no harm has ever come to the pets that were subjected to my sadistic silliness.

 

[Anguille]

I can state definitively and with certainty that no harm has ever come to the pets that were subjected to my sadistic silliness.

I wonder if Gummy exposes his pets to second hand smoke?

 

[manifold]

I wonder if Gummy exposes his pets to second hand smoke?

I here Shogun shotgun's his dog regularly.

 

[Anguille]

I here Shogun shotgun's his dog regularly.

He's a Typical Brown Lunger.

 

[Shogun]

I wonder if Gummy exposes his pets to second hand smoke?

Would it be your business if he does?

Maybe we can ban smokers from having pets now. That would be wholly American.

 

[Shogun]

He's a Typical Brown Lunger.

indeed... one of those liberty infested, freedom loving, 'mericans that can actually comprehend the purpose of what "dont tread on me" stands for.


I realize such words scare the shit out of you, chairman Mao.


Maybe if you instigated a Shogun Ban on USMB you can chock it off as a MARKET INDICATOR.