DrLove
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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)âResponding to Dominion Voting Systemsâ huge defamation lawsuit against him, Rudy Giuliani said that he would not be able to pay $1.3 billion in damages because he does not know any real billionaires.
âIf I knew an actual billionaire, Iâd say, âHey, Iâm in a tough fix. Can you help me pay off this thing?â â Giuliani said. âBut I donât know anyone like that.â
Not only does he not know any actual billionaires, but the people he does know are âjust the opposite,â Giuliani said.
âForget about $1.3 billion,â he scoffed. âThey canât even pay their legal bills.â
The former New York mayor said that, if Dominion wins its case against him, he will have no choice but to declare bankruptcy. âI guess I do know someone who could help me with that,â he said.
Giuliani Says He Cannot Pay $1.3 Billion in Damages Because He Does Not Know Any Real Billionaires
Not only does he not know any actual billionaires, but the people he does know are âjust the opposite,â Giuliani said.
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