Public service announcement: What to do if you are in your car surrounded by a mob?

[MarathonMike]

There seems to be some confusion as to what the proper course of action is if you are in your car, surrounded by an angry mob. Here is a handy step by step procedure.

1. Don't make eye contact with anyone. It makes the mob uncomfortable.
2. Make sure your seat belt is fastened.
3. Grasp the steering wheel firmly.
4. Wait until the mob has successfully flipped your vehicle.
5. After your car is inverted, the mob will usually disperse at which time you can safely exit your vehicle.
6. It is also possible the mob may just set your car on fire and not flip it. The fire will also disperse the mob so that would be a good time to exit your vehicle.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

There seems to be some confusion as to what the proper course of action is if you are in your car, surrounded by an angry mob. Here is a handy step by step procedure.

1. Don't make eye contact with anyone. It makes the mob uncomfortable.
2. Make sure your seat belt is fastened.
3. Grasp the steering wheel firmly.
4. Wait until the mob has successfully flipped your vehicle.
5. After your car is inverted, the mob will usually disperse at which time you can safely exit your vehicle.
6. It is also possible the mob may just set your car on fire and not flip it. The fire will also disperse the mob so that would be a good time to exit your vehicle.

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7. Blame Trump

 

[the other mike]

I live for it.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Make sure your seatbelt is securely fastened. Place your foot firmly on the gas pedal. Suddenly and firmly depress the gas pedal. Do not stop.

 

[Uncensored2008]

There seems to be some confusion as to what the proper course of action is if you are in your car, surrounded by an angry mob. Here is a handy step by step procedure.

1. Don't make eye contact with anyone. It makes the mob uncomfortable.
2. Make sure your seat belt is fastened.
3. Grasp the steering wheel firmly.
4. Wait until the mob has successfully flipped your vehicle.
5. After your car is inverted, the mob will usually disperse at which time you can safely exit your vehicle.
6. It is also possible the mob may just set your car on fire and not flip it. The fire will also disperse the mob so that would be a good time to exit your vehicle.

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Remember that your duty to die at the hands of the mob ONLY extends to Brown Shirt mobs. If the mob is questioning the election results you are free to run them down or gun them down.

 

[Mac-7]

Dont stop moving

slow down as low as your car can go but dont stop

 

[night_son]

There seems to be some confusion as to what the proper course of action is if you are in your car, surrounded by an angry mob. Here is a handy step by step procedure.

1. Don't make eye contact with anyone. It makes the mob uncomfortable.
2. Make sure your seat belt is fastened.
3. Grasp the steering wheel firmly.
4. Wait until the mob has successfully flipped your vehicle.
5. After your car is inverted, the mob will usually disperse at which time you can safely exit your vehicle.
6. It is also possible the mob may just set your car on fire and not flip it. The fire will also disperse the mob so that would be a good time to exit your vehicle.

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8. Call up your car insurance agent and tell him/her you are about to go for a very bumpy ride.

 

[toobfreak]

Public service announcement: What to do if you are in your car surrounded by a mob?

I follow the example of the police. I gun the engine, run over anyone in my way and get the hell out of there.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Blast the stereo.

 

[mudwhistle]

There seems to be some confusion as to what the proper course of action is if you are in your car, surrounded by an angry mob. Here is a handy step by step procedure.

1. Don't make eye contact with anyone. It makes the mob uncomfortable.
2. Make sure your seat belt is fastened.
3. Grasp the steering wheel firmly.
4. Wait until the mob has successfully flipped your vehicle.
5. After your car is inverted, the mob will usually disperse at which time you can safely exit your vehicle.
6. It is also possible the mob may just set your car on fire and not flip it. The fire will also disperse the mob so that would be a good time to exit your vehicle.

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Buy the largest beat up vehicle you can find.....and run the motherfuckers over......then back up and run them over again.