Risks of Female Masturbation According to Islamic Teachings

[Silence]

Clearly, I'm going to have to lay off the finger.

damn....I just clicked my mouse....

 

[Silence]

How to beat up an islamic woman

YouTube - How to beat up an islamic woman

wow...wish my dad had believed in islam....he used to beat the shit out of my mother, breaking her nose, blackened her eyes, and all in front of us kids too boot.

I wonder how exactly men "beat" women if they aren't leaving bruises and causing bleeding....by the very definition a beating would do both, would it not?

 

[ABikerSailor]

90 percent of the males in America prefer their women battered.......

Me? I'm still eating mine plain!

 

[KittenKoder]

90 percent of the males in America prefer their women battered.......

Me? I'm still eating mine plain!

LOL That was a funny joke, in spite of the dark connection.

 

[tigerbob]

YouTube - Risks of Female Masturbation According to Islamic Teachings

So there you have it girls. Next time you're feeling a little frisky and the only guy around is Mickey Middlefinger, your options are:

1. Read a useful book.
2. Prepare some homework
3. Join a charity.

I wonder if the book has to be a "useful" one.

- 50 ways to iron your husband's beard.
- Headscarves: Why black is the new black.
- AK47 for dummies.

 

[chloe]

So there you have it girls. Next time you're feeling a little frisky and the only guy around is Mickey Middlefinger, your options are:

1. Read a useful book.
2. Prepare some homework
3. Join a charity.

I wonder if the book has to be a "useful" one.

- 50 ways to iron your husband's beard.
- Headscarves: Why black is the new black.
- AK47 for dummies.

or if your american muslim perhaps go online and solicit pics of men shirtless from 20 years ago.....just as long as you don't act on those risky desires it's probably ok.....he he