Article 15
Dr. House slayer
- Jul 4, 2008
- 24,673
- 4,916
- 183
.
I think we have positively established here, beyond any shadow of a doubt, that the GOP lost seats in the House, lost seats in the Senate, and lost the race for the White House -- all with the country in disarray, unemployment at 8%, and a very vulnerable Democrat party -- because Americans are stupid fucking leeches. And many of them are "commies", too. The GOP did absolutely nothing wrong, they ran an excellent campaign, and it's obviously all someone else's fault.
I'm glad we have THAT figured out.
.
So oh great sage let us pick one race and you tell me why he lost. Scott Brown lost to the native American wannabe Elizabeth Warren. Hell half the time I couldn't remember he was a Republican.
I can answer that.
Here are the top three reasons why:
1. The difference in voter turnout/enthusiam between the special election and the most recent general election.
^This is far and away the number one reason. Anybody who bothered to look at past Senate elections in this state should have known instantly that Brown had basically no chance to begin with in a Presidential election year.
2. The Brown campaign and his supporters focusing on the things like the "fake Indian" issue and beating them to death and beyond.
^i.e. Republicans being unable to help be who they really are: Douchebags
3. The Warren campaign effectively articulating that a Brown win could help usher in a GOP majority in the Senate.