Registry of the virtuous

[Dogmaphobe]

Greetings denizens of woketopia! I am so very heartened to see so many virtuous people standing up for their principles here in this forum on a daily basis. How do I know you are all virtuous? You signal your considerable degree of a virtue each and every day.


Lately, many dozens of you have let me know that actions I never thought of as especially virtuous are actually the height of virtue. Arson is now virtuous, as is theft. Assault is virtuous, too, and you support any action undertaking for this principle of yours called "social justice". Now, heaven forbid, you would all be such fucking hypocrites that you only support these actions when they target somebody ELSE. After all, you are people of virtue, instead, and so operate according to principle!

This got me to thinking that you all need a platform bigger than just usmessageboard, and deserve wider exposure. You should also be unhindered by all the old farts like me born way back in the middle of the last century who are so misguided that they actually think arson, theft and battery are wrong.

With this in mind, here is what I propose : what we need is a National registry of the virtuous. All the people like you who understand virtue should have your addresses publicized so everybody knows of your high moral values. That way, when somebody wants to steal some alcohol or televisions for social justice, they can come steal your alcohol and television sets. When they want to burn a building to the ground for social justice, they can choose your house. When they want to beat in somebody's head for social justice, all you need to do is bend your neck slightly.

This is really a win/win situation I am proposing here, folks. All you virtuous people will be able to stand up for your principles knowing that you won't have to deal with people like me who don't know right from wrong. I mean, imagine the immense pride you will feel when you are lying there bleeding in the gutter watching your house burn down knowing that it is YOUR house that has been chosen in your neverending search for true social justice.

 

[fncceo]

Soon, Savonorola and his children will be at your door, demanding your vanities.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Soon, Savonorola and his children will be at your door, demanding your vanities.

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my parents had a savonorola back in the early sixties. It only got two channels, though, and for one of them, you had to hold the antenna just so.

 

[fncceo]

Soon, Savonorola and his children will be at your door, demanding your vanities.

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my parents had a savonorola back in the early sixties. It only got two channels, though, and for one of them, you had to hold the antenna just so.

Make sure you turn it on 15 mins before your show so the tubes can warm up.

 

[BULLDOG]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Soon, Savonorola and his children will be at your door, demanding your vanities.

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It could be worse...

 

[fncceo]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

I have to admit, that's a good scam.

I may try that one myself.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

Hey, it's Bulldog! Great to see you, buddy!


what's your address?

 

[BertramN]

Greetings denizens of woketopia! I am so very heartened to see so many virtuous people standing up for their principles here in this forum on a daily basis. How do I know you are all virtuous? You signal your considerable degree of a virtue each and every day.


Lately, many dozens of you have let me know that actions I never thought of as especially virtuous are actually the height of virtue. Arson is now virtuous, as is theft. Assault is virtuous, too, and you support any action undertaking for this principle of yours called "social justice". Now, heaven forbid, you would all be such fucking hypocrites that you only support these actions when they target somebody ELSE. After all, you are people of virtue, instead, and so operate according to principle!

This got me to thinking that you all need a platform bigger than just usmessageboard, and deserve wider exposure. You should also be unhindered by all the old farts like me born way back in the middle of the last century who are so misguided that they actually think arson, theft and battery are wrong.

With this in mind, here is what I propose : what we need is a National registry of the virtuous. All the people like you who understand virtue should have your addresses publicized so everybody knows of your high moral values. That way, when somebody wants to steal some alcohol or televisions for social justice, they can come steal your alcohol and television sets. When they want to burn a building to the ground for social justice, they can choose your house. When they want to beat in somebody's head for social justice, all you need to do is bend your neck slightly.

This is really a win/win situation I am proposing here, folks. All you virtuous people will be able to stand up for your principles knowing that you won't have to deal with people like me who don't know right from wrong. I mean, imagine the immense pride you will feel when you are lying there bleeding in the gutter watching your house burn down knowing that it is YOUR house that has been chosen in your neverending search for true social justice.

You failed to mention the love of Nazis, the calling a young woman a "fucking bitch", grabbing women by the pussy, and a host of other virtues touted by the impeached president trump and his devoted fanatics. Certainly, this will be an oversight you quickly correct, on your personal quest for true social justice.

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[BULLDOG]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

I have to admit, that's a good scam.

I may try that one myself.

Little old widow women were asking him if he would take a check.

 

[fncceo]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

I have to admit, that's a good scam.

I may try that one myself.

Little old widow women were asking him if he would take a check.

Cha Ching!

 

[BULLDOG]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

Hey, it's Bulldog! Great to see you, buddy!


what's your address?

I'm retired, and love to travel often. I can be damn near any place you want me to be.

 

[22lcidw]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

Is that misery Bulldog? How many young girls got pregnant last night? How many will have abortions? How many will have th child with no Dad around? How many people spread sexual diseases last night? I can go on. In reality it seems that the Bibles have been banned anyway as they are much reduced. Equality is not linear. It has valleys and hills and eddy's. People need to work it and have give and take. That is not what is happening.

 

[BULLDOG]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

Is that misery Bulldog? How many young girls got pregnant last night? How many will have abortions? How many will have th child with no Dad around? How many people spread sexual diseases last night? I can go on. In reality it seems that the Bibles have been banned anyway as they are much reduced. Equality is not linear. It has valleys and hills and eddy's. People need to work it and have give and take. That is not what is happening.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but young girls have been getting pregnant long before today, and sexual diseases are not new either.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Greetings denizens of woketopia! I am so very heartened to see so many virtuous people standing up for their principles here in this forum on a daily basis. How do I know you are all virtuous? You signal your considerable degree of a virtue each and every day.


Lately, many dozens of you have let me know that actions I never thought of as especially virtuous are actually the height of virtue. Arson is now virtuous, as is theft. Assault is virtuous, too, and you support any action undertaking for this principle of yours called "social justice". Now, heaven forbid, you would all be such fucking hypocrites that you only support these actions when they target somebody ELSE. After all, you are people of virtue, instead, and so operate according to principle!

This got me to thinking that you all need a platform bigger than just usmessageboard, and deserve wider exposure. You should also be unhindered by all the old farts like me born way back in the middle of the last century who are so misguided that they actually think arson, theft and battery are wrong.

With this in mind, here is what I propose : what we need is a National registry of the virtuous. All the people like you who understand virtue should have your addresses publicized so everybody knows of your high moral values. That way, when somebody wants to steal some alcohol or televisions for social justice, they can come steal your alcohol and television sets. When they want to burn a building to the ground for social justice, they can choose your house. When they want to beat in somebody's head for social justice, all you need to do is bend your neck slightly.

This is really a win/win situation I am proposing here, folks. All you virtuous people will be able to stand up for your principles knowing that you won't have to deal with people like me who don't know right from wrong. I mean, imagine the immense pride you will feel when you are lying there bleeding in the gutter watching your house burn down knowing that it is YOUR house that has been chosen in your neverending search for true social justice.

You failed to mention the love of Nazis, the calling a young woman a "fucking bitch", grabbing women by the pussy, and a host of other virtues touted by the impeached president trump and his devoted fanatics. Certainly, this will be an oversight you quickly correct, on your personal quest for true social justice.

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I'm sorry that you are getting grabbed by the pussy. That is most uncouth.

Would you like me to talk to them?

 

[fncceo]

And I have the first one to put on the list. A man calling himself a missionary showed up at church today saying God told him that if Biden won the election, then he would ban all Bibles in the US. The only ones who could know the Lord's word would be the ones who memorized the Bible. Fortunately, God had given him the formula for a memory enhancer that he would sell at cost to all who wanted it. Only $49.95 per bottle. He was escorted out, but his virtue should certainly be placed on a registry somewhere.

Is that misery Bulldog? How many young girls got pregnant last night? How many will have abortions? How many will have th child with no Dad around? How many people spread sexual diseases last night? I can go on. In reality it seems that the Bibles have been banned anyway as they are much reduced. Equality is not linear. It has valleys and hills and eddy's. People need to work it and have give and take. That is not what is happening.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but young girls have been getting pregnant long before today, and sexual diseases are not new either.

Apparently, Grandma was a floozy...

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Greetings denizens of woketopia! I am so very heartened to see so many virtuous people standing up for their principles here in this forum on a daily basis. How do I know you are all virtuous? You signal your considerable degree of a virtue each and every day.


Lately, many dozens of you have let me know that actions I never thought of as especially virtuous are actually the height of virtue. Arson is now virtuous, as is theft. Assault is virtuous, too, and you support any action undertaking for this principle of yours called "social justice". Now, heaven forbid, you would all be such fucking hypocrites that you only support these actions when they target somebody ELSE. After all, you are people of virtue, instead, and so operate according to principle!

This got me to thinking that you all need a platform bigger than just usmessageboard, and deserve wider exposure. You should also be unhindered by all the old farts like me born way back in the middle of the last century who are so misguided that they actually think arson, theft and battery are wrong.

With this in mind, here is what I propose : what we need is a National registry of the virtuous. All the people like you who understand virtue should have your addresses publicized so everybody knows of your high moral values. That way, when somebody wants to steal some alcohol or televisions for social justice, they can come steal your alcohol and television sets. When they want to burn a building to the ground for social justice, they can choose your house. When they want to beat in somebody's head for social justice, all you need to do is bend your neck slightly.

This is really a win/win situation I am proposing here, folks. All you virtuous people will be able to stand up for your principles knowing that you won't have to deal with people like me who don't know right from wrong. I mean, imagine the immense pride you will feel when you are lying there bleeding in the gutter watching your house burn down knowing that it is YOUR house that has been chosen in your neverending search for true social justice.

You failed to mention the love of Nazis, the calling a young woman a "fucking bitch", grabbing women by the pussy, and a host of other virtues touted by the impeached president trump and his devoted fanatics. Certainly, this will be an oversight you quickly correct, on your personal quest for true social justice.

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You guys just never let it go, which is why your cancel culture is going to bring 4 more years of Keeping America Great Again....