Dogmaphobe
Diamond Member
Greetings denizens of woketopia! I am so very heartened to see so many virtuous people standing up for their principles here in this forum on a daily basis. How do I know you are all virtuous? You signal your considerable degree of a virtue each and every day.
Lately, many dozens of you have let me know that actions I never thought of as especially virtuous are actually the height of virtue. Arson is now virtuous, as is theft. Assault is virtuous, too, and you support any action undertaking for this principle of yours called "social justice". Now, heaven forbid, you would all be such fucking hypocrites that you only support these actions when they target somebody ELSE. After all, you are people of virtue, instead, and so operate according to principle!
This got me to thinking that you all need a platform bigger than just usmessageboard, and deserve wider exposure. You should also be unhindered by all the old farts like me born way back in the middle of the last century who are so misguided that they actually think arson, theft and battery are wrong.
With this in mind, here is what I propose : what we need is a National registry of the virtuous. All the people like you who understand virtue should have your addresses publicized so everybody knows of your high moral values. That way, when somebody wants to steal some alcohol or televisions for social justice, they can come steal your alcohol and television sets. When they want to burn a building to the ground for social justice, they can choose your house. When they want to beat in somebody's head for social justice, all you need to do is bend your neck slightly.
This is really a win/win situation I am proposing here, folks. All you virtuous people will be able to stand up for your principles knowing that you won't have to deal with people like me who don't know right from wrong. I mean, imagine the immense pride you will feel when you are lying there bleeding in the gutter watching your house burn down knowing that it is YOUR house that has been chosen in your neverending search for true social justice.
Lately, many dozens of you have let me know that actions I never thought of as especially virtuous are actually the height of virtue. Arson is now virtuous, as is theft. Assault is virtuous, too, and you support any action undertaking for this principle of yours called "social justice". Now, heaven forbid, you would all be such fucking hypocrites that you only support these actions when they target somebody ELSE. After all, you are people of virtue, instead, and so operate according to principle!
This got me to thinking that you all need a platform bigger than just usmessageboard, and deserve wider exposure. You should also be unhindered by all the old farts like me born way back in the middle of the last century who are so misguided that they actually think arson, theft and battery are wrong.
With this in mind, here is what I propose : what we need is a National registry of the virtuous. All the people like you who understand virtue should have your addresses publicized so everybody knows of your high moral values. That way, when somebody wants to steal some alcohol or televisions for social justice, they can come steal your alcohol and television sets. When they want to burn a building to the ground for social justice, they can choose your house. When they want to beat in somebody's head for social justice, all you need to do is bend your neck slightly.
This is really a win/win situation I am proposing here, folks. All you virtuous people will be able to stand up for your principles knowing that you won't have to deal with people like me who don't know right from wrong. I mean, imagine the immense pride you will feel when you are lying there bleeding in the gutter watching your house burn down knowing that it is YOUR house that has been chosen in your neverending search for true social justice.