Proof the Media is full of shit: Stabs 3 people and kills 2...then EATS MANS FACE.

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Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

 

[Compost]

Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

 

[Katzndogz]

Many drugs cause this effect.

 

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Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

I'm not the guy in the pic

 

[Tank]

I hear he was also a gentle giant

 

[Compost]

Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

I'm not the guy in the pic

I didn't think you were. That you felt the need to point that out is concerning though.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

That's fucking insane. Convict & execute without delay.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

Yeah, if Daddy is rich then these fuckers get a pass way too often.

Hang his worthless ass is my preference after flailing him alive a bit first.

 

[JimBowie1958]

I'm not the guy in the pic

You serial killers NEVER DO PUBLISH YOUR OWN PIC, hah!

/just kidding about the serial killer thing.

 

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Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

I'm not the guy in the pic

I didn't think you were. That you felt the need to point that out is concerning though.

Then why would you suggest that I stop watching Hannibal Lecter if that guy, not me, was the person eating a face sandwich?

 

[Nia88]

Damn Florida, back at it again with your cannibalism.

 

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Hey you guys are burying the lead here......HE WAS A GOOD STUDENT!

 

[koshergrl]

Hey you guys are burying the lead here......HE WAS A GOOD STUDENT!

Probably beloved by all his progressive nutbag teachers.

Proof that our nationalized education system is producing and promoting insanity.

 

[Tank]

I hear he was selling CD's to support his family

 

[Compost]

Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

I'm not the guy in the pic

I didn't think you were. That you felt the need to point that out is concerning though.

Then why would you suggest that I stop watching Hannibal Lecter if that guy, not me, was the person eating a face sandwich?

Oh oh. Sounds like you have difficultly separating movies from yourself.

 

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I hear he was also a gentle giant

From the family or from the reporters? Even the reporters giving this guy a good profile after he ate another guys profile

 

[ClosedCaption]

Now....look at the title to the article

Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother
Florida Man Caught Eating Stranger's Face Was Standout Student, FSU Frat Brother

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

I'm not the guy in the pic

I didn't think you were. That you felt the need to point that out is concerning though.

Then why would you suggest that I stop watching Hannibal Lecter if that guy, not me, was the person eating a face sandwich?

Oh oh. Sounds like you have difficultly separating movies from yourself.

Huh? You were quoting a movie or my post? Are you lost or something?

 

[Compost]

You might want to lay off the Hannibal Lecter movies, and the booze.

I'm not the guy in the pic

I didn't think you were. That you felt the need to point that out is concerning though.

Then why would you suggest that I stop watching Hannibal Lecter if that guy, not me, was the person eating a face sandwich?

Oh oh. Sounds like you have difficultly separating movies from yourself.

Huh? You were quoting a movie or my post? Are you lost or something?

Nope. I'm not lost. You lost.

 

[Muhammed]

Is people face some kind of new delicacy in Florida now?

The article said he was angry about slow food service and want out and ate someone's face. It also said he could bench 365 pounds in high school.

Anabolic steroids, no doubt.

 

[FJO]

If we accept that vegetarians eat plants and fruits, then we must accept that this guy is a humanitarian.