This is all pretty typical. When the religionist is confronted with outrageous stories that simply cannot be reconciled with contingent history or with translations that conflict, they just invent new ones.
Let me shed some light on your ignorance.
When Jesus appeared to his disciples after the crucifiction, popping in and out of locked rooms, eating fish, ascending into heaven, Thomas poking his mortal wounds etc. they were eyewitness accounts of what was seen and heard in dreams.
In the same way Ezekiel being carried from Babylon to Jerusalem by an angel and digging through the wall of the temple, made of solid stone thirteen feet thick,
with his bare hands to peek inside and see the evil being done it was an eyewitness account of what was seen and heard in a dream.
Now these are major conflicts with reality that were never explained, just like a talking snake, because the intelligent reader, even an 8 year old child of tent dwelling nomads, already knew that only people could talk and people can't fly except in dreams just like any 8 year old child today.
It was discovering the hidden teaching that mattered to the intelligent reader, the moral of the story, the hard learned lessons of the past, not historical accuracy or scientific facts.
You read the same stories and find conflicts with reality as a reason to reject it all as nonsense which makes you seem not so intelligent, as foolish as someone rejecting the story of the three pigs as complete bullshit because every scientist knows that pigs can't talk or build houses. Or as unbelievably dumb as rejecting the story of the boy who cried wolf as complete bullshit because there is no archeological evidence that the town where the boy lived ever existed.
Well known universal literary teaching techniques understood by children stump you. Damn.
Now if you want to embarrass yourself further you can continue with your obstinate stupidity attempting to justify your vapid 'religionist' lol bigotry or you can learn something. Either way I will be more than happy to deal with whichever way you choose to respond. So, by all means, carry on.
It's all on you sweetheart.