The Joy of Golf

DGS49

Diamond Member
Joined
Apr 12, 2012
Messages
19,905
Reaction score
21,303
Points
2,415
Location
Pittsburgh
I took up golf at age 50, and am now 76. I never got good at it, despite a lot of time and effort spent in the attempt. I got my wife involved shortly after I did, because I didn't want to turn her into a golf widow, and she didn't want to. We both consider golf to be a part of our lives, and in fact are "vacationing" for the months of February and March in The Villages, Florida, which is formally described as a "golf community," where the primary means of transportation is the golf cart.

I do not particularly like golfing in Florida, and even less so at the Villages. "Executing Golf" is the universal hobby here (followed by Pickle-freaking-Ball, which I abhor). There are more than fifty "executive" courses here, which are "free" to play. All you have to do to play them is to arrange a tee time on line, in advance. FWIW, Daylight Savings Time is a boon to golf here in the Villages, adding a couple potential rounds per day to all the courses.

The Executive courses are basically par-3 courses with an occasional long par 3 or a short par 4 in the mix. With a little bit of cynicism, I say that there is no actual grass on those Executive courses. They have green vegetation that lays flat on the ground and looks like grass, but any shots from that playing surface are essentially being hit off of dirt. The greens get so much play that they play like linoleum - with bumps.

Parenthetically, The Villages also offers a dozen or so "Championship" courses, the greens fees for which are too high for me, even with our guest registration.

I don't keep score when I play the Executive courses. I mark an "X" on the scorecard for each hole, unless I get a Par or Birdie, which I mark with a P or B. If I kept score I would be seriously aggravated, which defeats the purpose.

To be clear, ALL golf is good, but on a scale of 10 to 1, the Executive courses rate about a 3.5...the best ones maybe 5.

In order not to get too bothered with the Executive courses, once a week we go "off the reservation" and play an 18-hole "Championship" course in the area. We did that today. On a verbal recommendation from a couple we played with, we went to a course called, "Harbor Hills." The ambient conditions, as they say, were oppressive. 90 degrees in the shade. So as soon as I showed up at the clubhouse, 45 minutes before our scheduled time, we were welcome to head off to the first tee and start our round. We played 18 holes at our own relaxed pace, with nobody ahead of us or behind. The course was physically beautiful and very well laid out and maintained. On the aforementioned scale of 10-to-1, this one was a 10.

The course was designed around a posh residential neighborhood, with spectacular residences and landscaping throughout.

Golf is good.
 
I had a golf widow sadly and now I am single man... I'm still very good friends with my ex wife and the mother of our kids but we just didn't think alike...
Today I coach the high school golf team and we are pretty good... we have built a very good team...
I play two to three times a week... I find it relaxing and it gets me out of the house...
 
I tried golf.
It was good to get outside and get some fresh air and sunshine.
It also expanded my repertoire of swear words.
1773200554183.webp
 
I took up golf at age 50, and am now 76. I never got good at it, despite a lot of time and effort spent in the attempt. I got my wife involved shortly after I did, because I didn't want to turn her into a golf widow, and she didn't want to. We both consider golf to be a part of our lives, and in fact are "vacationing" for the months of February and March in The Villages, Florida, which is formally described as a "golf community," where the primary means of transportation is the golf cart.

I do not particularly like golfing in Florida, and even less so at the Villages. "Executing Golf" is the universal hobby here (followed by Pickle-freaking-Ball, which I abhor). There are more than fifty "executive" courses here, which are "free" to play. All you have to do to play them is to arrange a tee time on line, in advance. FWIW, Daylight Savings Time is a boon to golf here in the Villages, adding a couple potential rounds per day to all the courses.

The Executive courses are basically par-3 courses with an occasional long par 3 or a short par 4 in the mix. With a little bit of cynicism, I say that there is no actual grass on those Executive courses. They have green vegetation that lays flat on the ground and looks like grass, but any shots from that playing surface are essentially being hit off of dirt. The greens get so much play that they play like linoleum - with bumps.

Parenthetically, The Villages also offers a dozen or so "Championship" courses, the greens fees for which are too high for me, even with our guest registration.

I don't keep score when I play the Executive courses. I mark an "X" on the scorecard for each hole, unless I get a Par or Birdie, which I mark with a P or B. If I kept score I would be seriously aggravated, which defeats the purpose.

To be clear, ALL golf is good, but on a scale of 10 to 1, the Executive courses rate about a 3.5...the best ones maybe 5.

In order not to get too bothered with the Executive courses, once a week we go "off the reservation" and play an 18-hole "Championship" course in the area. We did that today. On a verbal recommendation from a couple we played with, we went to a course called, "Harbor Hills." The ambient conditions, as they say, were oppressive. 90 degrees in the shade. So as soon as I showed up at the clubhouse, 45 minutes before our scheduled time, we were welcome to head off to the first tee and start our round. We played 18 holes at our own relaxed pace, with nobody ahead of us or behind. The course was physically beautiful and very well laid out and maintained. On the aforementioned scale of 10-to-1, this one was a 10.

The course was designed around a posh residential neighborhood, with spectacular residences and landscaping throughout.

Golf is good.
Good story. I've tried to teach my wife golf and I'm pretty sure she intentionally forgets everything I show her. She likes to come out on Sunday afternoons with my son and I who are both good golfers. We have a practice area where we just hit short wedge shots, chip shots and then we have a 9 hole putting contest.
 
Good story. I've tried to teach my wife golf and I'm pretty sure she intentionally forgets everything I show her. She likes to come out on Sunday afternoons with my son and I who are both good golfers. We have a practice area where we just hit short wedge shots, chip shots and then we have a 9 hole putting contest.

I gotta ask Mike---- what the hell are you feeding that poor cat???
 
Golf ranks right up there with soccer to me.....A waste of good groundhog hunting land and the developments that grow-up around them are full of Karens.
 
Golf is also the most frustrating pastime I have ever experienced. It is the ONLY athletic thing that I could not get good enough to at least know what I did wrong when I hit a bad shot. I can hit a bucket of balls and, truth be told, it is no more likely that the last one will be any better than the first one I hit.

I am convinced that if you didn't learn to golf before age 18, you will never be good. It's all about muscle memory, which does not occur after your reach full maturity. Like riding a bike, if you are thinking about balancing, steering, and propelling the bike simultaneously, then you can't ride safely. And if you are thinking about your swing as you are hitting the ball, you suck. You need to be thinking about where you want the ball to go, and how it's going to get there. Without muscle memory, you can't do that.
 
I miss golf. I was an avid golfer for years. I retired from appraisal and started a fishing charter and duck guide business. This takes place during golf season. I don't really get to play rounds anymore. I still hit the driving range and putting greens for practice. I was planning to get my youngest granddaughter in school before heading south for the winter, however due to I don't know what on my daughters side of things I barely get to see them during the winter. I will likely go south this winter. I plan to be a golfing fool when I do so. Not sure where I want to go. I am thinking Punta Gorda area. Not even sure Florida is my answer. Maybe Arizona or California. Good golf in those places. I have friends in all those areas. If I go to Cali I can run a whale watching boat a few times a week. I go east coast I can run some fishing trips a few times a week. I will probably try all those areas before purchasing a place to live. Probably California first I can stay with my uncle he has a beach front home in Carpentaria so that solves the place to stay issues for a while. I just tend to tip a bottle a little to much when I hang with him. At any rate looking forward to getting back on the course.
 
I took up golf at age 50, and am now 76. I never got good at it, despite a lot of time and effort spent in the attempt. I got my wife involved shortly after I did, because I didn't want to turn her into a golf widow, and she didn't want to. We both consider golf to be a part of our lives, and in fact are "vacationing" for the months of February and March in The Villages, Florida, which is formally described as a "golf community," where the primary means of transportation is the golf cart.

I do not particularly like golfing in Florida, and even less so at the Villages. "Executing Golf" is the universal hobby here (followed by Pickle-freaking-Ball, which I abhor). There are more than fifty "executive" courses here, which are "free" to play. All you have to do to play them is to arrange a tee time on line, in advance. FWIW, Daylight Savings Time is a boon to golf here in the Villages, adding a couple potential rounds per day to all the courses.

The Executive courses are basically par-3 courses with an occasional long par 3 or a short par 4 in the mix. With a little bit of cynicism, I say that there is no actual grass on those Executive courses. They have green vegetation that lays flat on the ground and looks like grass, but any shots from that playing surface are essentially being hit off of dirt. The greens get so much play that they play like linoleum - with bumps.

Parenthetically, The Villages also offers a dozen or so "Championship" courses, the greens fees for which are too high for me, even with our guest registration.

I don't keep score when I play the Executive courses. I mark an "X" on the scorecard for each hole, unless I get a Par or Birdie, which I mark with a P or B. If I kept score I would be seriously aggravated, which defeats the purpose.

To be clear, ALL golf is good, but on a scale of 10 to 1, the Executive courses rate about a 3.5...the best ones maybe 5.

In order not to get too bothered with the Executive courses, once a week we go "off the reservation" and play an 18-hole "Championship" course in the area. We did that today. On a verbal recommendation from a couple we played with, we went to a course called, "Harbor Hills." The ambient conditions, as they say, were oppressive. 90 degrees in the shade. So as soon as I showed up at the clubhouse, 45 minutes before our scheduled time, we were welcome to head off to the first tee and start our round. We played 18 holes at our own relaxed pace, with nobody ahead of us or behind. The course was physically beautiful and very well laid out and maintained. On the aforementioned scale of 10-to-1, this one was a 10.

The course was designed around a posh residential neighborhood, with spectacular residences and landscaping throughout.

Golf is good.

thumbs up black border.webp


OK, better than typing on 'puter all day. I don't like golf. I grow trees, fruit trees. I don't like gardening much, just trees. Point is, have something healthy and positive to do with your time.
 
LOL when I saw that GIF I had to use it. I had a cat that looked just like that one when I was a kid. :laugh:

Yeah, I just wonder what it was, was it ice cream? Wasabi? Apparently it was something the cat was willing to try.

These are the things us USMB members think about.
 
I don't know, but it's pretty dang funny.

Whatever it is, it sure wasn't anything the cat expected or liked, sure was sorry he ate it and was trying his best not to swallow it! I'm going to go with very cold ice cream.
 
15th post
I tried golfing only once. Never again. Boring, I’m no good at it, but want terribly impressed by the whole “culture” of it

More a pastime than a sport
 
I tried golf.
It was good to get outside and get some fresh air and sunshine.
It also expanded my repertoire of swear words.
My dentist played golf with his parish priest occasionally and said that the priest used a few words that were not used at Sunday mass. Golf can be cruel.
 
I tried golf.
It was good to get outside and get some fresh air and sunshine.
It also expanded my repertoire of swear words.
I had a friend, a normally mild mannered fellow, who after one particularly bad day on the course systematically wrapped every club in his bag around a tree and never played the game again.
 

New Topics

Back
Top Bottom