Playing Poker on TV. Is it real??? Please tell me it's not!

[Jackson]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Idk man, all poker online and in the media is not the poker I play.

I don't play "Texas Hold 'em". Fuck that shit.

I play Blind Baseball and Up n Down the River and Follow the Bitch and real games like that.

7 card stud, 7-card no peek, 5 card stud, 5-card draw.

That's the games I play.

What games do these guys play?

 

[Jackson]

You are the one I thought would know. This isn't on line, it's on the tv.

 

[Jackson]

I'm having images of me losing my house and car. Instead, I hope I'm just losing my mind.

 

[Marion Morrison]

You are the one I thought would know. This isn't on line, it's on the tv.

What games do they play? Usually the dealer calls the game when we play, and the deal rotates.

 

[Marion Morrison]

I'm having images of me losing my house and car. Instead, I hope I'm just losing my mind.

Well don't be betting anything that could make that happen.

I'm good at poker. I can go out with $50 and come back with $450

 

[Jackson]

You are the one I thought would know. This isn't on line, it's on the tv.

What games do they play? Usually the dealer calls the game when we play, and the deal rotates.

It's just Texas Hold 'Em. There's a one dealer all the time. They are like cartoon characters.

 

[Jackson]

I'm having images of me losing my house and car. Instead, I hope I'm just losing my mind.

Well don't be betting anything that could make that happen.

I'm good at poker. I can go out with $50 and come back with $450

That's great. But each level we get between $2-10K. As much as I have been playing, I probably went throught $100k!

 

[Darkwind]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

 

[Jackson]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

 

[percysunshine]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

If you have not given any credit card or bank account/routing number information...it is just pretend money.

 

[Jackson]

Idk man, all poker online and in the media is not the poker I play.

I don't play "Texas Hold 'em". Fuck that shit.

I play Blind Baseball and Up n Down the River and Follow the Bitch and real games like that.

7 card stud, 7-card no peek, 5 card stud, 5-card draw.

That's the games I play.

What games do these guys play?

They aren't real people. At least I don't think they are. There's no talking going on. It's just a game....right?

 

[Jackson]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

If you have not given any credit card or bank account/routing number information...it is just pretend money.

God Bless you, Percy! I'm starting to catch my breath again!

 

[Darkwind]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

 

[Jackson]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

pizza delivery clips?

 

[Darkwind]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

pizza delivery clips?

See, you ARE intrigued!

 

[Jackson]

I have a question...wonder if someone could help. I decided to teach myself how to play poker. And I started by watching the World Poker Tour on tv. Just for fun, I asked the tv to show me poker games and WPT (World Poker Tour) showed up.
1. I did not have to give my name.
2. I did not have to give credit card infor mation.
3. I did not have to give banking info,

I just played and win some lost some like normal. My family keeps joking about it being real poker and I am about to lose my house.

Not so, right?

Please ease my mind and don't play with me..I'm getting an ulcer over this!

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

pizza delivery clips?

See, you ARE intrigued!

LOL! I guess you're right. But you can keep it a secret from me! Enjoy your Pizza Hut Clips!

 

[Darkwind]

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

pizza delivery clips?

See, you ARE intrigued!

LOL! I guess you're right. But you can keep it a secret from me! Enjoy your Pizza Hut Clips!

Pizza hut! LOL

Everyone knows that its Godfather's Pizza that has the hottest delivery girls!

*grin*

Have a good night lass.

 

[Jackson]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

pizza delivery clips?

See, you ARE intrigued!

LOL! I guess you're right. But you can keep it a secret from me! Enjoy your Pizza Hut Clips!

Pizza hut! LOL

Everyone knows that its Godfather's Pizza that has the hottest delivery girls!

*grin*

Have a good night lass.

Thank you and you have a great night, too!

 

[MarathonMike]

What? You can't be normal and watch porn like the rest of us?

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME LAUGH! i'M FEMALE, AND THAT IS JUST NOT MY THING.

Thanks for the heads up, but you don't think women watch porn? I respect it isn't your thing so I'll not refer to the massive amount of pizza delivery clips out there.



LOL

pizza delivery clips?

See, you ARE intrigued!

LOL! I guess you're right. But you can keep it a secret from me! Enjoy your Pizza Hut Clips!

It's all play money, same as the online for fun poker and blackjack games.