Pickle Slicer

[dilloduck]

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory, and for many years had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help.

>>> After six months, his therapist gave up, and advised Yossel to go
>>>
>>> ahead and do it or he would probably never have peace of mind.

>>> The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Sarah, became
>>>
>>> alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. Yossel tearfully
>>> confessed
>>>
>>> his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

>>> He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and
>>> was immediately fired from his job.

>>> Sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his
>>>
>>> pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
>>>
>>> She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle
>>> slicer?"
>>>
.....Yossel tearfully replied, "I think she got fired, too."

 

[Shattered]

Boy, I must be ill.. I had to read it twice just to get it.

(That means it was bad). :tng:

 

[dilloduck]

Boy, I must be ill.. I had to read it twice just to get it.

(That means it was bad). :tng:

I'm known for my groaners------guess now the pickle slicer is too