Pee in the yard...

[Big Black Dog]

This afternoon, at 4:00 pm, let's all go out in the yard, face to the East, and pee in the yard! Sound like a good idea?

 

[RodISHI]

Purpose?

 

[strollingbones]

no the minute i squat the dogs will knock me over....a dick is a handy thing at times

 

[dilloduck]

no the minute i squat the dogs will knock me over....a dick is a handy thing at times

no catheter handy ?

 

[Phoenix]

This afternoon, at 4:00 pm, let's all go out in the yard, face to the East, and pee in the yard! Sound like a good idea?

Ok, but can I call you for bail money if I get arrested for indecent exposure or lewd conduct?

 

[strollingbones]

then i would have to figure out which direct is east.....iz slow

 

[RodISHI]

no the minute i squat the dogs will knock me over....a dick is a handy thing at times

Get ya a P-mate. Piss on them dogs.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0]YouTube - Women, Now You Can...PEE STANDING UP![/ame]

 

[dilloduck]

This afternoon, at 4:00 pm, let's all go out in the yard, face to the East, and pee in the yard! Sound like a good idea?

Ok, but can I call you for bail money if I get arrested for indecent exposure or lewd conduct?

You sound 'experienced' with this sorta thing

 

[Phoenix]

Ok, but can I call you for bail money if I get arrested for indecent exposure or lewd conduct?

You sound 'experienced' with this sorta thing

I was young and needed the work, errrr ... money.

 

[RodISHI]

Ok, but can I call you for bail money if I get arrested for indecent exposure or lewd conduct?

You sound 'experienced' with this sorta thing

I was young and needed the work, errrr ... money.

Bad as my dad trying to sell a peek at his older sister to the local boys for a nickel....He was a capitalist at heart as a little guy. Sis did not take it so well she floored him.

 

[Big Black Dog]

RodISHI - No special reason... Just be careful and not piss into the wind...

 

[RodISHI]

This afternoon, at 4:00 pm, let's all go out in the yard, face to the East, and pee in the yard! Sound like a good idea?

Rod says it's seventeen after three by his watch he is not sure he can wait until 4. Can he just jump up and go now? Is it a timing issue? I mean is 4pm imperative? Hurry Big Black Dog give an answer Rod's about to bust!

 

[Phoenix]

RodISHI - No special reason... Just be careful and not piss into the wind...

Never spit into the wind either.

Or spread manure with the wind at your back.

 

[hjmick]

Never spit into the wind either.

Or tug on Superman's cape...

 

[Big Black Dog]

RoddISHI - Best go now if you can't wait... Right now I'm drinking water getting ready for the big moment!

 

[Phoenix]

Never spit into the wind either.

Or tug on Superman's cape...

And you darn sure don't want to mess around with Jim.

(sorry - skipped the mask off the Lone Ranger.)

 

[Meister]

Never, and I mean never, use pepper spray upwind. cough, cough, cough