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Bootneck

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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Nevada. I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00
for what I'm doing for YOU for FREE!"

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming, too. I want to see how you live on $800.00 a year.”
 

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An older man goes to the doctor, he is not feeling well at all. The doctor tells him to come back the next day for his test results.

Well, a day later, the man feels really bad and sends his wife of 40 years to get the results.

The Dr. says to this man's wife: "your husband is very, very ill. He needs three hot meals a day, a bath and a rub down in the morning, and at least 2 blowjobs during the day, or he will die soon." The woman leaves without saying a word.

When she comes through the door, her husband asks: "What did the Doc say?? What did he say!?!?!?"

She replied: "your need to write your last will and testament tonight".
 

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