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Memo from managing director to works director
Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o’clock. This is something we cannot see happen every day, so let the workforce line up outside in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion of this rare occurrence I will personally explain it to them. If it is raining we shall not be able to see it very well and in that case the workforce should assemble in the canteen.

Memo from works director to general works manager
By order of the managing director there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o’clock tomorrow morning. If it is raining we shall not be able to see it very well on site, in our best clothes. In that case the disappearance of the sun will be followed through in the canteen. This is something that we cannot see happen every day.

Memo from general works manager to works manager
By order of the managing director we shall follow through, in our best clothes, the disappearance of the sun in the canteen at nine o’clock tomorrow morning. The managing director will tell us whether it is going to rain. This is something which we cannot see happen every day.

Memo from works manager to foreman
If it is raining in the canteen tomorrow morning, which is something that we cannot see happen every day, our managing director, in his best clothes, will disappear at nine o’clock.

Memo from foreman to shop floor
Tomorrow morning at nine o’clock our managing director will disappear. It’s a pity that we cannot see this happen every day
 

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