Independent unflinchingly self-centered and inconsiderate
Free-Spirited about as fruity as a granola bar or cant hold down a regular job
Open Minded Ive broken every taboo known to man
Traditional Values I expect you to pick up after me, fetch my beer and be ready for sex at the drop of a hat
Opinionated Im a tiresome loudmouth
Spontaneous Im a big flake and I cant be relied upon for much
Quick witted I dont have anything good to say about anything or anyone!
Self-employed Im out of work and Im looking for someone to support me
Looking for someone special looking for someone to take complete advantage of!
Not into games Im brusque and uncouth, my idea of open communication is telling you what a complete moron I think you are!
Spend Quality Time especially with your wallet!
Likes to laugh Im stoned most of the time
No political views My political beliefs are Left of Chairman Maos
Spiritual/Not Religious Im either a closet atheist or I worship the Devil
Full Figured Im a Weight Watchers drop out!
Athletic I expect you to run a marathon before Ill let you sleep with me
Adventurous Ive been arrested several times
Likes to relax Im a couch potato!
Likes to flirt Im more promiscuous than a rabbit in heat
Outgoing I have a tendency to embarrass people in public
Deep thinker Im a self absorbed insufferable bore
Want to go slow at first if you pass a polygraph, submit a blood test, sign a pre-nuptial agreement and supply 10 character references, THEN well make out!!!!
Want to be friends first Im looking for a drinking buddy
Searching for my true love because the last one dumped me!
I want someone to help me with life's disappointments Im looking for someone to hit up for some money
Free-Spirited about as fruity as a granola bar or cant hold down a regular job
Open Minded Ive broken every taboo known to man
Traditional Values I expect you to pick up after me, fetch my beer and be ready for sex at the drop of a hat
Opinionated Im a tiresome loudmouth
Spontaneous Im a big flake and I cant be relied upon for much
Quick witted I dont have anything good to say about anything or anyone!
Self-employed Im out of work and Im looking for someone to support me
Looking for someone special looking for someone to take complete advantage of!
Not into games Im brusque and uncouth, my idea of open communication is telling you what a complete moron I think you are!
Spend Quality Time especially with your wallet!
Likes to laugh Im stoned most of the time
No political views My political beliefs are Left of Chairman Maos
Spiritual/Not Religious Im either a closet atheist or I worship the Devil
Full Figured Im a Weight Watchers drop out!
Athletic I expect you to run a marathon before Ill let you sleep with me
Adventurous Ive been arrested several times
Likes to relax Im a couch potato!
Likes to flirt Im more promiscuous than a rabbit in heat
Outgoing I have a tendency to embarrass people in public
Deep thinker Im a self absorbed insufferable bore
Want to go slow at first if you pass a polygraph, submit a blood test, sign a pre-nuptial agreement and supply 10 character references, THEN well make out!!!!
Want to be friends first Im looking for a drinking buddy
Searching for my true love because the last one dumped me!
I want someone to help me with life's disappointments Im looking for someone to hit up for some money
