New to USMB

[Cigar Man]

Hello everyone! I'm Robert from Miami. New to this forum. Go easy on me.

 

[xotoxi]

Hey Bobby. What's up?

I am Xotoxi.

 

[Care4all]

hey robert, welcome!

i lived in miami for several years, many moons ago

Care

 

[Cigar Man]

Hey Bobby. What's up?

I am Xotoxi.

Not a whole lot. Just familiarizing myself with this site. Any clue as to why my profile picture doesn't show up when I post? Or am I on a "newbie" status?

 

[Cigar Man]

hey robert, welcome!

i lived in miami for several years, many moons ago

Care

Thanks for the welcome. I've lived here all my life. I love it.

 

[catzmeow]

Welcome. I worked in Miami quite a lot over the past few years, it's a great city. I totally miss the cafe con leche!

 

[Cigar Man]

I know the feeling. I was born here to Cuban parents. Right up my alley.

 

[strollingbones]

the avatar pic doesnt show up cause your an idiot....now riddle me this....conservative or liberal idiot..that is very important....

okay the friggin avatars are a pain in the ass...let me open another thingie so i can explain...

go to user cp

go to your settings and options...

you will see custom avatar

click on the dot that says use custom avatar

use the browse button to find the picture you want...being aware of size etc...now if you join 15 buck a year you get some extra perks...but that is another thread

you are on pc right? the find the pic...open it...hit save changes...it should be there....


let us know if this doesnt work...so we can really mock your dumb ass

 

[catzmeow]

Bones is our local newb greeter.

 

[Cigar Man]

Thanks for the welcome bones. I feel right at home. I'm on a pc only at the office. They royally suck. I'm on a mac at home. Thanks anyhow for the step by step instructions but I was told already by another member that I'd have to select one for my avatar along with my profile. So, I'll get it done tonight.

Oh yea, and your avatar sucks.

 

[Cigar Man]

Bones is our local newb greeter.

I think I'm going to like him.

 

[roomy]

Welcome rep on it's way.

 

[strollingbones]

o listen to you two...i tryed to help...and my avatar does not suck by the way....

thank you

 

[catzmeow]

Oh yea, and your avatar sucks.

I like hers...when you hear the story, it's pretty cool. Ms. Bones is a romantic to her bones.

 

[Cigar Man]

Hey I'm allowed to dish it out as well, aren't I?

So let's hear the story.

 

[strollingbones]

skeletons found after the eruptions of pompeii....mps...dont expect me to spell...anything the same way twice...apparently they were vaporized in the explosion as they laid together ....

i got a tit av but i cant show it.....manie can have dogs fucking but i cant show a simple mickey mouse painted tit....its wrong i tell you

 

[strollingbones]

o dish ...i dont have a thin skin...as long as your av has a damned shirt on and you dont claim a line of dogs fucking is a congo line

 

[JimJones]

I was told this was the place to be. Since i'm the new guy on the board, I need to ask a question. Is there anything I should no before posting?

-JimJones

 

[roomy]

I was told this was the place to be. Since i'm the new guy on the board, I need to ask a question. Is there anything I should no before posting?

-JimJones

Yes, it is spelled 'know'.

Welcome rep on it's way Reverand.

 

[Cigar Man]

skeletons found after the eruptions of pompeii....mps...dont expect me to spell...anything the same way twice...apparently they were vaporized in the explosion as they laid together ....

i got a tit av but i cant show it.....manie can have dogs fucking but i cant show a simple mickey mouse painted tit....its wrong i tell you

Ok. You lost me with the whole skeleton & eruption song and dance. I trust that it was a good story anyhow.

So I think I got this. No tit avatars (that's a damn shame) and animals fucking in a conga line. Got it.

What if WE are fucking in a conga line? Is that permissable? <reaching for my digital camera>