Name Trump's Reality TV Cabinet

[JoeB131]

Since a large part of the GOP Electorate has concluded being on a fake "Reality TV" Business contest is more of a qualification for office than, oh, I don't know, years of public service making policy... we should help out by naming reality TV Stars to fill out the rest of Donald Trump's cabinet.

Okay- so for Secretary of Defense, I nominated Tila Tequila. Because she looks really formidable with that sword.

For Secretary of Agriculture, I recommend Paris Hilton, because she pretended to work on a farm for a week.

Any other suggestions? Come on, it's FUN!

If you laugh, it keeps you from crying.

 

[Stephanie]

Nothing can be worse than the dingbats Obama had in his cabinet. all the crony Career Democrat politicians like Hillary, Kerry , Biden, etc and not one was qualified to be in any of them.

so if Trump wins I guess all you lefties will have to shoot your Televisions. or shoot your mouths off like you do now.

 

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AG

 

[Rouge Rover]

Omarosa has to be in there somewhere, Sec.of State maybe?

 

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DoD

 

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DoD

naw, fuck that

SoS

 

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Edgeuhkashun

 

[JoeB131]

Nothing can be worse than the dingbats Obama had in his cabinet. all the crony Career Democrat politicians like Hillary, Kerry , Biden, etc and not one was qualified to be in any of them.

so if Trump wins I guess all you lefties will have to shoot your Televisions. or shoot your mouths off like you do now.

Staph, you aren't getting into the spirit of the thing.... this is supposed to be a FUN thread.

I just imagine Staph having her breakfast.

"Would you like to try our Pancakes?"

"Obama ate pancakes once. PANCAKES ARE EVIL COMMUNIST MUSLIM FOOD!!!"

 

[JoeB131]

DoD

naw, fuck that

SoS

I think maybe attorney General. Could you imagine sending HER in after those nuts in Oregon?

(Is this real? this looks a little staged to me.)

 

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Housing

B/c the rents to damn high!

 

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DoD

naw, fuck that

SoS

I think maybe attorney General. Could you imagine sending HER in after those nuts in Oregon?

(Is this real? this looks a little staged to me.)

haven't come across any claims that it's faked

not saying they didn't go back and redo some of it for tv, but that was a real limp and she punched that window out

 

[Rouge Rover]

Mike Rowe for Secretary of Labor

 

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IRS

 

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interior and roads

yaknow, hammer ready jobs

 

[Stephanie]

Edgeuhkashun

oh yeah, lol

 

[JoeB131]

Okay let's recap.

Paris Hilton for Secretary of Agriculture
Tila Tequila for Secretary of Defense
Bernice for Secretary of State
Fla-vor-Flay for Secretary of Education
Mike Rowe for Secretary of Labor
MC Hammer for Secretary of Transportation
Al Sharpton for IRS Commissioner

 

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Okay let's recap.

Paris Hilton for Secretary of Agriculture
Tila Tequila for Secretary of Defense
Bernice for Secretary of State
Fla-vor-Flay for Secretary of Education
Mike Rowe for Secretary of Labor
MC Hammer for Secretary of Transportation
Al Sharpton for IRS Commissioner

all gussied and presented like that, makes me a tingly

 

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Parks and recreation

that's actually a little serious

 

[Rouge Rover]

Paris Hilton is good for Sec. of Agriculture but this guy should be the backup:

 

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CIA