Mike Lindell makes them so special. He handcrafts each pair out of the underbelly of the endangered Himalayan Goat. The insides are lined with the fur from clubbed baby seals, and they're held together with the sinews from rare South American Otters, tenderly stitched together by those Oohmpa-Loompahs who lost their jobs when the Chocolate Factory shut down.
I heard they're like walking on cotton candy clouds. After reading this thread, I gots to gets me a pair of them there. It's like I knew exactly what the thread was about when I read the title.