My wife and I are 50, but we don't look it

[Blackrook]

And, I never said I was a stud or that I was awesome. That is what YOU said.

 

[Two Thumbs]

Granny says, "Yea?...

... well, ya don't look like teenagers either...

... so don't break yer arms pattin' yerselves onna back."

dayum

if walt is all but calling you a douchebag

http://www.featurepics.com/FI/Thumb300/20080116/Snooty-Senior-Couple-579419.jpg

 

[Wyatt earp]

My wife and I are 50, but people who don't know us guess us to be in our 30's or 40's.

When I look at a picture of my wife, she looks no different from her high school photograph.

Women my age look old to me, except for my wife.

There are some men my age who look like they're in their 60's.

How do we do it?

We don't smoke, we don't take drugs, and my wife and I drink in moderation.

When I hear people whine that they have a "right" to take drugs, and want to make them legal, my response is this:

Every time you smoke, every time you take drugs, every time you abuse alcohol, you are declaring war on your own body.

And if you keep it up, your body will give up and you will look old and sick before your time.

Someone famous once said, "Your body is a temple." If you abuse your body, you are defiling the temple that is your body.

"It's none of your business!" you say.

Well, if you can somehow get sick and go to the hospital and get a lung or liver transplant without increasing my health insurance premium, then tell me it's not my business.

Pics I will be 51 in may, drank my budlights for 30 years, did my cocaine for 20 years, (quit 10 years ago) smoked my cigs for 30 years and I now just smoke cigars for the past 3 years...and I can still run a 10k

 

[Two Thumbs]

My wife and I are 50, but people who don't know us guess us to be in our 30's or 40's.

When I look at a picture of my wife, she looks no different from her high school photograph.

Women my age look old to me, except for my wife.

There are some men my age who look like they're in their 60's.

How do we do it?

We don't smoke, we don't take drugs, and my wife and I drink in moderation.

When I hear people whine that they have a "right" to take drugs, and want to make them legal, my response is this:

Every time you smoke, every time you take drugs, every time you abuse alcohol, you are declaring war on your own body.

And if you keep it up, your body will give up and you will look old and sick before your time.

Someone famous once said, "Your body is a temple." If you abuse your body, you are defiling the temple that is your body.

"It's none of your business!" you say.

Well, if you can somehow get sick and go to the hospital and get a lung or liver transplant without increasing my health insurance premium, then tell me it's not my business.

Pics I will be 51 in may, drank my budlights for 30 years, did my cocaine for 20 years, (quit 10 years ago) smoked my cigs for 30 years and I now just smoke cigars for the past 3 years...and I can still run a 10k

phag

 

[Searcher44]

I've also lost 43 pounds in the last year. I've had to take my suits to the tailor to bring in the waist two inches. People have noticed. A friend of my father called me a "traitor" for losing weight. He's obese, and it seems most middle-aged men are obese. Most of my friends from my college days have become obese. I still have a long way to go to reach "normal" weight.

The secret? I don't eat as much as I used to. I used to have a big breakfast and a big lunch and a big dinner, with snacks. Now I'm having coffee and maybe a roll for breakfast, nothing for lunch, and a normal dinner. I still eat snacks after dinner.

fI

Nothing says "I'm insecure" like telling everyone how much better you are than them, w/o any proof what so ever.

Nothing says "I'm insecure" like telling everyone how much better you are than them, w/o any proof what so ever.

This is the health and lifestyle section of the forum, dumbass.

If you don't want to read about health and lifestyle of other people, then get the fuck out of this section. Really, you are a fucking retard.

I've also lost 43 pounds in the last year. I've had to take my suits to the tailor to bring in the waist two inches. People have noticed. A friend of my father called me a "traitor" for losing weight. He's obese, and it seems most middle-aged men are obese. Most of my friends from my college days have become obese. I still have a long way to go to reach "normal" weight.

The secret? I don't eat as much as I used to. I used to have a big breakfast and a big lunch and a big dinner, with snacks. Now I'm having coffee and maybe a roll for breakfast, nothing for lunch, and a normal dinner. I still eat snacks after dinner.

fI

Nothing says "I'm insecure" like telling everyone how much better you are than them, w/o any proof what so ever.

Nothing says "I'm insecure" like telling everyone how much better you are than them, w/o any proof what so ever.

This is the health and lifestyle section of the forum, dumbass.

If you don't want to read about health and lifestyle of other people, then get the fuck out of this section. Really, you are a fucking retard.

And you've got a yooge wart on your nose and ear hair 1½" long, but it's a youngish looking wart and the ear hair hasn't started to grey yet?

 

[Blackrook]

I didn't expect this much hostility, but apparently there are people who are offended by what I said. So, I'm abandoning this thread and I'd like the moderators to close it because it's become a troll fest.

 

[Carla_Danger]

Well, if you can somehow get sick and go to the hospital and get a lung or liver transplant without increasing my health insurance premium, then tell me it's not my business.

And just how do you plan to determine the reason for their illnesses?

 

[Carla_Danger]

I didn't expect this much hostility, but apparently there are people who are offended by what I said. So, I'm abandoning this thread and I'd like the moderators to close it because it's become a troll fest.

What a big baby. You started this ridiculous thread. Man up.


I'm still trying to figure out how you're going to make it your business, who goes to the hospital and why they're going.

 

[Blackrook]

Really, I didn't have any clue that Two Thumbs, or anyone else, would be offended by a OP about my health in a health and lifestyle section.

I'm guessing that Two Thumbs has wrecked his body with drugs, alcohol or cigarettes and now he's pissed because I've made him face the consequences of his mistakes.

And now Carla_Danger has piped up, backing up Two Thumbs.

Here's why you're hostile:

Because I'm saying that a life of moderation is the key to health and long life. That is a reasonable position but some people think they have a "right" to abuse their bodies and then make the rest of us pay your health bills.

 

[Carla_Danger]

Really, I didn't have any clue that Two Thumbs, or anyone else, would be offended by a OP about my health in a health and lifestyle section.

I'm guessing that Two Thumbs has wrecked his body with drugs, alcohol or cigarettes and now he's pissed because I've made him face the consequences of his mistakes.

And now Carla_Danger has piped up, backing up Two Thumbs.

Here's why you're hostile:

Because I'm saying that a life of moderation is the key to health and long life. That is a reasonable position but some people think they have a "right" to abuse their bodies and then make the rest of us pay your health bills.

What you think is a healthy lifestyle, may not be considered healthy by others, and the fact that you think you're in a position to tell others, makes you a self righteous prick.

I'm with Two Thumbs on this one.

I'm a vegan friendly vegetarian, but I don't preach it, and I certainly don't expect everyone to follow me on my health quest. I understand that it's not for everyone.

 

[Blackrook]

I realize now that liberals get hostile and angry and act like two-year-olds even when the topic isn't politics.

 

[Two Thumbs]

I didn't expect this much hostility, but apparently there are people who are offended by what I said. So, I'm abandoning this thread and I'd like the moderators to close it because it's become a troll fest.

pussy

take your beating like a man.

you're in great shape, so just bob and weave you fucking stud

 

[Blackrook]

Carla, you went to a lot of trouble to rate each and every one of my postings in this thread as "Funny".

Why are you stalking me?

 

[Muhammed]

Without pictures it's just your opinion. ......

creeps like you

Are there particular types of creeps you don't mind hanging around?

I don't like creeps, but I especially don't like creeps who call themselves "Sunni Man" and defend the outrages of Islam, no matter how outrageous.

But what about the soup?

 

[iamwhatiseem]

 

[Sunni Man]

I didn't expect this much hostility, but apparently there are people who are offended by what I said. So, I'm abandoning this thread and I'd like the moderators to close it because it's become a troll fest.

Run little faggot........run!! ......

 

[Bonzi]

My wife and I are 50, but people who don't know us guess us to be in our 30's or 40's.

When I look at a picture of my wife, she looks no different from her high school photograph.

Women my age look old to me, except for my wife.

There are some men my age who look like they're in their 60's.

How do we do it?

We don't smoke, we don't take drugs, and my wife and I drink in moderation.

When I hear people whine that they have a "right" to take drugs, and want to make them legal, my response is this:

Every time you smoke, every time you take drugs, every time you abuse alcohol, you are declaring war on your own body.

And if you keep it up, your body will give up and you will look old and sick before your time.

Someone famous once said, "Your body is a temple." If you abuse your body, you are defiling the temple that is your body.

"It's none of your business!" you say.

Well, if you can somehow get sick and go to the hospital and get a lung or liver transplant without increasing my health insurance premium, then tell me it's not my business.

I used to smoke (for about 15 years - age 20 to 35), rarely more than a pack a day
I also drank, but, not really heavily. But, pretty regularly for a long time
I do not eat right! Never did, still don't.
I am 52. This picture was taken a few months ago, so, sometimes, I just think it's genetics.

 

[rightwinger]

I was "cursed" with a baby face.

When I was 21, I looked 15.....always had my ID checked until I was almost 30
Everyone I went out with laughed at me

Now, I am almost 60 and look like I am in my 40s. Still not gray and no wrinkles showing
Those who used to laugh at my youthful appearance look like they are 70

 

[gipper]

I was "cursed" with a baby face.

When I was 21, I looked 15.....always had my ID checked until I was almost 30
Everyone I went out with laughed at me

Now, I am almost 60 and look like I am in my 40s. Still not gray and no wrinkles showing
Those who used to laugh at my youthful appearance look like they are 70

Leftnutter...you forgot to mention your persistent pucker...from blowing BO every day.

 

[Alex.]

I've also lost 43 pounds in the last year. I've had to take my suits to the tailor to bring in the waist two inches. People have noticed. A friend of my father called me a "traitor" for losing weight. He's obese, and it seems most middle-aged men are obese. Most of my friends from my college days have become obese. I still have a long way to go to reach "normal" weight.

The secret? I don't eat as much as I used to. I used to have a big breakfast and a big lunch and a big dinner, with snacks. Now I'm having coffee and maybe a roll for breakfast, nothing for lunch, and a normal dinner. I still eat snacks after dinner.

fI

Nothing says "I'm insecure" like telling everyone how much better you are than them, w/o any proof what so ever.

Nothing says "I'm insecure" like telling everyone how much better you are than them, w/o any proof what so ever.

This is the health and lifestyle section of the forum, dumbass.

If you don't want to read about health and lifestyle of other people, then get the fuck out of this section. Really, you are a fucking retard.

you breakfast and lunch are not nutritious and will be your undoing. eat healthful balanced meals.