Moses vs Yoda

[JOKER96BRAVO]

THE SCENARIO


Moses. Hero of the Old Testament. Leader of the Exodus. Parter of the Red Sea.
Holder of the Ten Commandments and the Ark of the Covenant. Agent of God.

Yoda. Teacher of Jedi Knights. Master of the Force. Lifter of X-wing
fighters out of swamps. Short. Green.

These are the wisest of the wise. Both speak softly, carry big sticks and are
renowned for their discipline and control. Vote now then get out of the
way, 'cause the universe is going to tremble!

Join us now in a battle we had to call...

Spare the Rod and Spoil the Fight.

 

[dilloduck]

Kick ass Yoda!

 

[Sandy73]

I aint going to hell for a message board.. I got other things I can do to earn my way there ! :dev1:

 

[Mainframe]

Yoda got crazy athleticism... and can float.

Moses is old and run down.. how long has it been since he trained?


Yoda... in 2 rounds. KO

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Yoda got crazy athleticism... and can float.

Moses is old and run down.. how long has it been since he trained?


Yoda... in 2 rounds. KO

With yoda's speed (ref. Episode II) Moses would be on the ground in 15 seconds.

 

[5stringJeff]

Moses would send so many plagues on Yoda that he'd give up!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

He wouldn't have time!!!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I have agreed to dress up as the winner of this poll.
(we more votes for Yoda)

 

[Shattered]

Moses wears cooler clothes, but Yoda is cooler all around.

I voted for Moses.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Moses wears cooler clothes, but Yoda is cooler all around.

I voted for Moses.

How can you say anything bout the master Yoda???
You haven't even seen Star Wars!
See

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Alright.....I was going to save this as a last resort but.
YODA HAS A LIGHTSABER..... MOSES HAS A STICK!!!

 

[lilcountriegal]

4-4 Tiebreaking vote goes to me...

Go Yoda!

 

[Shattered]

How can you say anything bout the master Yoda???
You haven't even seen Star Wars!
See

Dang. Busted already...

But I really DO have a Yoda pez dispenser, because he's cute..

 

[NATO AIR]

kick ass yoda will

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Can someone help me find the Yoda vs Dooku video clip???

 

[Joz]

Think I'll turn Independant here & vote for Han Solo. :kiss2:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Can someone help me find the Yoda vs Dooku video clip???

Any luck yet???

 

[Zhukov]

Yoda, provided God doesn't intervene.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Can someone help me find the Yoda vs Dooku video clip???

STAR WARS FANS UNITE!!!!!
PLEASE HELP ME FIND THIS CLIP!!!!!
Episode II, scene 46: Fight scene between Yoda and Count Dooku.