A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
> likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
> see what they do with the money.
>
> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her
> hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
> nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
> The man was impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As
> she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
on
> him because she loves him so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several !
> times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder
> in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much.
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> money he'd given her.
>
> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>
> Men are like that, you know.
> likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
> see what they do with the money.
>
> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her
> hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
> nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much.
>
> The man was impressed.
>
> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As
> she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
on
> him because she loves him so much.
>
> Again, the man is impressed.
>
> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several !
> times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder
> in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much.
>
> Obviously, the man was impressed.
>
> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
> money he'd given her.
>
> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
>
> Men are like that, you know.
