“Melania” Movie Humiliates Critics and Leftists With Historic Box Office

[Lisa558]

First you can't just "GUN" a SUV on snow. It's got less than 30% traction on snow.
So it could only get up to about 5 mph (walking speed) while making a hard right turn.

In 10 feet, a typical commuter car can accelerate to approximately 12 mph, while a high-performance supercar can reach about 17 mph.

At 10 feet, and 0.3% traction, that's about 5 mph.

So in the one second that the deranged and violent leftist, who had ALREADY caused the officer enough injury with her deadly weapon to send him to the hospital, he is supposed to calculate the type of car, the acceleration rate, the distance, and calculate whether he is within 1, 2, or 3 seconds of possibly being murdered?

 

[Captain Creeper]

You make these dumb mistakes because you think of yourself as normal and think nornal people must also be like you. Every accusation a confession.

What? That does not even begin to respond to what I said! I was merely asking if you like to punch the munchkin to photos of Barry's ho (who may, or may not, be a man), who also looks like a sasquatch.

I note that you misspelled "normal" the second time you used it in your reply, which suggests you get a little nervous when the topic turns sexual. It's like you don't know if you should admit the truth because you are unsure if doing so creates implications that are consistent with the narrative. LOL!

 

[Captain Creeper]

So in the one second that the deranged and violent leftist, who had ALREADY caused the officer enough injury with her deadly weapon to send him to the hospital, he is supposed to calculate the type of car, the acceleration rate, the distance, and calculate whether he is within 1, 2, or 3 seconds of possibly being murdered?

It's like these leftist twerps on this board are from another planet. They have really sucked it hard today in their posting.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

And your choice of actions.

How dare you insult my religion! Shhhh. I'm trying to prove that democrats aren't totally worthless. They and you might have a role in comic relief.

 

[TimFitz]

Fuhrer! Nazi! Hitler!

That too!

 

[TimFitz]

Oh....like the millions the Chinese and Russians paid Biden and the Clintons?

Still making it up!

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

What? That does not even begin to respond to what I said!

Except for that it does. Directly.

Yes, I know you were trying hard to get a stranger's negative attention.

If only we had a word for that...

 

[mudwhistle]

Still making it up!

Nope.....towards the end they didn't even try to hide it.

Russians paid Hillary millions thru her foundation to give a speech.

Bubba sold missile technology to the Chinese.

Biden was taking money from Ukraine, Russia, and China to give them better access.

FYI, nobody has several shadow bank accounts to help them launder their payments and not be up to something.

Comer Reveals How Joe Biden Received Laundered China Money - United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform

United States House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform

oversight.house.gov

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Since it was almost entirely old ladies who went to see the movie, it could be good for the revenue.

They might all forget they saw it already and go again.

 

[citygator]

I knew all the success "Melania" was having would burn you leftist shills up! LOL!

Success? It only needs to generate $70M more to break even. Grifting is the best business plan Donald has ever managed.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Success? It only needs to generate $70M more to break even. Grifting is the best business plan Donald has ever managed.

$19 million more just to fully pay Melania's bribe.

 

[Slade3200]

I did address the topic.

Practically word for word.

Leftist produce these box office disasters and call them great art while trashing great movies that don't have enough black or Tranny actors.

Haha, are calling this Melanie doc a great movie?

 

[mudwhistle]

Haha, are calling this Melanie doc a great movie?

Not at all.
I haven't seen it and won't watch it unless forced to.

I'm simply pointing out how fake the left is.

 

[Lisa558]

Not at all.
I haven't seen it and won't watch it unless forced to.

I'm simply pointing out how fake the left is.

I’m seeing it later this week. It’s doing amazingly well for a documentary, so clearly there’s a lot of interest.

I will give my objective opinion after the screening, which I’m
sure everyone on this forum eagerly awaits!

 

[Slade3200]

Not at all.
I haven't seen it and won't watch it unless forced to.

I'm simply pointing out how fake the left is.

So what if you think the left is fake. Don’t see what that has to do with mocking the ridiculousness of a fist lady selling her story for $25M to one of the largest corporations in the world so they can curry favor with the transactional president that we have. this situation perfectly highlights the corruptness and pay for play going on at the top of our government.

After all the whining you all did about the Biden crime family. Why aren’t you holding Trump to the same standards. Talk about being fake

 

[The Irish Ram]

USMB MAGATs, are you going to watch this flop of a movie?

How sour you are.
The movie is a hit...in all six languages.

 

[citygator]

One of the lowest rated metacritic ratings of all time.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

The critics are generally rating it as zero star dogshit, across the board.

 

[citygator]

What scene i the movie did they cover this picture?

 

[Dragonlady]

‘Melania’ Movie Humiliates Critics and Media Naysayers with Historic Box Office

Melania movie defies critics with historic box office success, earning $8 million in its opening.

pjmedia.com

For a documentary this is big! It blows the ridiculous Springsteen doc out of the water. Trump and his Midas touch!!

There are multiple reports that block purchases of tickets in multiple venues boosted the box office of this loser flick. Nobody is interested in the First Whore or her life.