Mars and Venus

[JOKER96BRAVO]

So I’m at lunch with a friend and we start talking about women…
What originally brought the subject up was on the way to Chipotle (shameless
promotion), a young, foxy girl passed in another car and shouted at me “I wanna
F#ck you”. So my buddy gets all excited and request that I turn around and
follow her (As if she would really let me hit it). Can’t say it didn’t get my attention,
but I’m married. We got to talking and I pointed out how men really are like
animals in some cases. Hell I’d get slapped silly if I said that to a hot, young lady
out on the street. It’s so easy to get a man’s sexual attention, why is that???
What makes us fantasize about multiple women,
and random acts of sex wherever we go. It’s the classic porn scene:

(door bell)
delivery boy “here’s your pizza ladies.”
Ladies “is it hot???
DB “ ohhh ya, cause it’s been sitting on my lap”
(DB rips off pants, start porn music)

Do women think about this kind of stuff?
This girl probably had a bet going on with her friends that she could cause a three
car pile up from me whipping a u-turn, doing 80, during lunch rush hour. Or maybe
she would have pulled some freaky action on me and my bud (I doubt it though). I
guess what I wanna know is, why are most women so complex when it comes to
sexual advances and men are so eager to respond to the wind blowing on their
leg? I have the answer (IMO) I just wanted to hear some thoughts on the subject.

Tell me what you think, or tell me a good story.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

wow 8 views and no opinions.
Do I write about stupid shit???

 

[UsaPride]

Do I write about stupid shit???

Yes, LOL!!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Yes, LOL!!

In that case I'll just stick to being the stupid funny guy,
at the bottom section of the board~!~

 

[lilcountriegal]

So I’m at lunch with a friend and we start talking about women…
What originally brought the subject up was on the way to Chipotle (shameless
promotion), a young, foxy girl passed in another car and shouted at me “I wanna
F#ck you”. So my buddy gets all excited and request that I turn around and
follow her (As if she would really let me hit it). Can’t say it didn’t get my attention,
but I’m married. We got to talking and I pointed out how men really are like
animals in some cases. Hell I’d get slapped silly if I said that to a hot, young lady
out on the street. It’s so easy to get a man’s sexual attention, why is that???
What makes us fantasize about multiple women,
and random acts of sex wherever we go. It’s the classic porn scene:

(door bell)
delivery boy “here’s your pizza ladies.”
Ladies “is it hot???
DB “ ohhh ya, cause it’s been sitting on my lap”
(DB rips off pants, start porn music)

Do women think about this kind of stuff?
This girl probably had a bet going on with her friends that she could cause a three
car pile up from me whipping a u-turn, doing 80, during lunch rush hour. Or maybe
she would have pulled some freaky action on me and my bud (I doubt it though). I
guess what I wanna know is, why are most women so complex when it comes to
sexual advances and men are so eager to respond to the wind blowing on their
leg? I have the answer (IMO) I just wanted to hear some thoughts on the subject.

Tell me what you think, or tell me a good story.

Testosterone. Lots of it. I think women tend to think more with their heart/emotions and men seem to think more with their, well, you get the idea...

:cof:

 

[dmp]

Maybe she REALLY said "I Wont F*&ck shoes!"

??

 

[Fmr jarhead]

Wow.....I am told that the women's locker room (euphemistically speaking) can get very tawdry. But it is not the same as the way men do it at all. There is more sensitivity involved, and romance in most cases.....it is not like the "hit it" scenario you lay out.

Soft focus, nice jazz and good wine on a moonlit night with the humidity creating a dew of moisture on her cheek that you can gently dab away....insert picture of Fabio here......

Anyway, I think you get it, don't you?

 

[UsaPride]

In that case I'll just stick to being the stupid funny guy,
at the bottom section of the board~!~

I was teasing! Not a stupid question, I just didn't have an answer. But I'll go along with Lil's!
Good answer Lil'!!

 

[freeandfun1]

plus, it is easier for men to orgasm, so they learn at an early age how good it feels so they want more of it!

 

[freeandfun1]

Maybe she REALLY said "I Wont F*&ck shoes!"

??

Hell, I bet she really would have f*cked him if he had turned around an went back to where she was. As soon as he made an advance, she woulda yelled "rape" and he woulda really been f*cked then!

 

[lilcountriegal]

Wow.....I am told that the women's locker room (euphemistically speaking) can get very tawdry. But it is not the same as the way men do it at all. There is more sensitivity involved, and romance in most cases.....it is not like the "hit it" scenario you lay out.

Soft focus, nice jazz and good wine on a moonlit night with the humidity creating a dew of moisture on her cheek that you can gently dab away....insert picture of Fabio here......

Anyway, I think you get it, don't you?

Now... dont get me wrong. Women's locker rooms and general sex chat can get pretty descriptive. Ever compare a female strip club to a male strip club? Women get nuts.

 

[dmp]

Women get nuts.

They get MORE than that too, if they are nice

 

[dmp]

Hell, I bet she really would have f*cked him if he had turned around an went back to where she was. As soon as he made an advance, she woulda yelled "rape" and he woulda really been f*cked then!

EXACTLY

 

[Fmr jarhead]

What are you saying? "Wanna hit it?"

 

[Johnney]

its like they say if a man talks dirty to a female it could be considered sexual harrassment. if a woman talks dirty to a man its 5.99 a minute

 

[Joz]

I want to get in this discussion so badly but I don't have time.

But I have to add this about sexual harrassment.

There is this young man who happened to be in a room where there are office machines, with a young woman. They acting silly & start jumping up & down. Please don't ask me why. He reaches out & pinches her on the boob. They laugh & go on, not a big deal. BUT, A CO-WORKER reports him. He was just sentenced to 5 years in prison & will be labeled as a 'sexual preditor'; meaning that thru out his life he must register as a sex offender. What a terrible shame.

 

[dmp]

I want to get in this discussion so badly but I don't have time.

But I have to add this about sexual harrassment.

There is this young man who happened to be in a room where there are office machines, with a young woman. They acting silly & start jumping up & down. Please don't ask me why. He reaches out & pinches her on the boob. They laugh & go on, not a big deal. BUT, A CO-WORKER reports him. He was just sentenced to 5 years in prison & will be labeled as a 'sexual preditor'; meaning that thru out his life he must register as a sex offender. What a terrible shame.

have any sources for that? or was that a story passed down? etc?

The sad evolution of Sexaul Harrassment

 

[Johnney]

I want to get in this discussion so badly but I don't have time.

But I have to add this about sexual harrassment.

There is this young man who happened to be in a room where there are office machines, with a young woman. They acting silly & start jumping up & down. Please don't ask me why. He reaches out & pinches her on the boob. They laugh & go on, not a big deal. BUT, A CO-WORKER reports him. He was just sentenced to 5 years in prison & will be labeled as a 'sexual preditor'; meaning that thru out his life he must register as a sex offender. What a terrible shame.

has to be more to that story there. no one gets 5 years for one incident of SH

 

[dmp]

fwiw, when I was in Basic Training in the Army, we had a 20 minute Sexual harassment talk, from a Drill Sergeant.

"Privates...don't be harass'in no females...but Privates...really...if a woman is making advances to you, don't report that shit...get WITH HER! Seriously.."

 

[Joz]

My DIL's grandmother was in court w/a family member. She heard this case. She, too waited for more. Never came. This was the verdict, after what I told you, was presented. There were a couple of other cases that were almost this extreme, too. One was grandma's family mrember.