Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)

[Zebra]

Looks like this story is true...

A British gal was beat up by a man (XY chromosome) and texted a friend who also knew the man and called him a f@ggot. The friend turned her in to Ministry of Truth and said gal was arrested and convicted for her hurtful name. Said XY chromosomer, reportedly not a f@ggot, has not been charged.

The American left wants that kinda $h!t in this nation. If Kamala had been elected America would be far down this same road. But as Baby Jesus was elected that kinda $h!t exists only in the fevered dreams and long-term plans of AOC and the like. This is America, the left has to get rid of the guns WAY before they try to take away free speech yet they can't seem to figure this out when they have won a bunch of elections, have political capital to burn and might be able to get some unconstitutional laws/executive orders in the works before SCOTUS shoots it all down. Which reminds me of a point in my notes I never got to here in this the most glorious of threads and that the left is very open about stacking SCOTUS. If the left were to take the White House and Congress, they would add seats to SCOTUS until they get a majority. SCOTUS has to have an odd number of Justices so there's no tie so right now the left would have to add four(4) seats so they could have a 7-6 majority. You know, to save democracy.

As Baby Jesus has The White House and Congress he should immediately float adding two(2) seats to SCOTUS. 8-3.

The left would lose their friggin minds. Scholars and other such retards would come outta the woodwork to trash this idea. It would dominate the news cycle for a week. A gazillion left wing geniuses would publicly decry this idea and cite whatever it is liberals cite. (Note to self: A Top Ten list of things liberals cite...) #7. Satan.

Then Baby Jesus goes: "I was kidding about stacking SCOTUS, but that was so I could get all you hypocrites on record saying this is a bad idea."

This wouldn't work as liberals have no shame.

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How long before trans-women demand urinals in women's bathrooms?

 

[Marchimedes]

So page #6 of this thread is now wroted in stone. It was a good page! I get that you unwashed masses don't have threads where you and your mindless rants hold sway cause you ain't got the political chops but I do, have and will until I start hiding my own Easter Eggs. My threads might be even more fun. Then. It's not actually not that big of a deal in that my best pages are usually more of me and less of you but I can't control that. I'm quite sure in the past I've had pages that were ALL me and far betterer. Wasn't far from that the last page so there's hope. Not this page though...

Emojis are gay, unless you're a girl. I'm phoning the rest of this page in.

So, immediately page #7 is no page #6. Doesn't hurt page #7 none to point out some great stuff from page #6 though...

While... anybody. Even MTG and that chick is crazy.

Apparently while I was penning that MTG was resigning. Am I The Republican Kreskin?

It gets more creepy...

The only thing worserer than sending a bunch of young, untrained National Guard to control a violent mob in a crime infested Hell-hole, vastly out numbered, with bullets is to send a bunch of young, untrained National Guard to control a violent mob in a crime infested Hell-hole, vastly out numbered, without bullets.

There's a lot to unpack there, both ways, At times I like to let you unwashed masses try to unpack, you know, fu(kin think for yourselves. But right now understand I posted that two(2) days before the attack on The National Guard. That was bothering me, big time. Enough so that I typed it out loud. I only get here once-the-week or so and that's only if I been drinking.

Due to the transitive property...

How long is this post so far...?

Yea, you short attention span mutha fu(kas are well past bedtime. Page #6, baby. I should go see if I have any such other pages in my 'Taunting Arena' thread... "Son of... and the horse you rode in on." But it matters not, that place ain't for puzzys. Any of you idiots pimp you other threads? Rhetorical question. Of course not cause you get fu(kin owned and are embarrassed to show your mug. Good idea: Start another thread just like it only the thread title is slightly differently worded. Masterful. While I'm at it, liberals, starting a thread with sumpin Rachel Maddow said is not the own you think it is. First of all you didn't say it yet you are still all "I found a thing, I found a thing, I am The Greatest." Congratulations, liberal, you have discovered copy/paste. Secondly it's Maddow but tearing her up these days is piling on.

I'm going on. I could keep doing this except for the need to eat and sleep.

And gambling and hookers. And water but then Vodka is at least 60% water.

It's right there, 'post reply,' I can see it.

 

[Marchimedes]

This site, generally avoids replying to me.

 

[Zebra]

This site, generally avoids replying to me.

wroted in stone?

what kind of English is that?

 

[Zebra]

So page #6 of this thread is now wroted in stone. It was a good page! I get that you unwashed masses don't have threads where you and your mindless rants hold sway cause you ain't got the political chops but I do, have and will until I start hiding my own Easter Eggs. My threads might be even more fun. Then. It's not actually not that big of a deal in that my best pages are usually more of me and less of you but I can't control that. I'm quite sure in the past I've had pages that were ALL me and far betterer. Wasn't far from that the last page so there's hope. Not this page though...



Emojis are gay, unless you're a girl. I'm phoning the rest of this page in.

So, immediately page #7 is no page #6. Doesn't hurt page #7 none to point out some great stuff from page #6 though...



Apparently while I was penning that MTG was resigning. Am I The Republican Kreskin?

It gets more creepy...



There's a lot to unpack there, both ways, At times I like to let you unwashed masses try to unpack, you know, fu(kin think for yourselves. But right now understand I posted that two(2) days before the attack on The National Guard. That was bothering me, big time. Enough so that I typed it out loud. I only get here once-the-week or so and that's only if I been drinking.

Due to the transitive property...

How long is this post so far...?

Yea, you short attention span mutha fu(kas are well past bedtime. Page #6, baby. I should go see if I have any such other pages in my 'Taunting Arena' thread... "Son of... and the horse you rode in on." But it matters not, that place ain't for puzzys. Any of you idiots pimp you other threads? Rhetorical question. Of course not cause you get fu(kin owned and are embarrassed to show your mug. Good idea: Start another thread just like it only the thread title is slightly differently worded. Masterful. While I'm at it, liberals, starting a thread with sumpin Rachel Maddow said is not the own you think it is. First of all you didn't say it yet you are still all "I found a thing, I found a thing, I am The Greatest." Congratulations, liberal, you have discovered copy/paste. Secondly it's Maddow but tearing her up these days is piling on.

I'm going on. I could keep doing this except for the need to eat and sleep.

And gambling and hookers. And water but then Vodka is at least 60% water.

It's right there, 'post reply,' I can see it.

worserer?

 

[Marchimedes]

wroted in stone?

what kind of English is that?

worserer?

Yes, I made those words up.



Actually, I throw $h!t like poor spelling, prepositions at the end of a sentence, dot the 't' and cross the 'i' in as bait for poor fu(ks like you. I've a whole thread here full of crap the left can't counter so I give you retards an out, a way to "get" me and sure enough you took that hook, line and sinker.

I kid, thanx (gasp) for visiting me. It's awful lonely in here as I have no friends.

 

[kyzina]

Oh my, where are my manners? My bad, kyzina (that's easy to type) for not replying in short order...

What? No Ground Hog Day, lady? And Easter is pretty much the same food as Thanksgiving so you got a beef with The Pilgrims?



Was she hot? Also on this very page "On nose rings..."

Post in thread 'Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)'

Oct 17, 2025

While the antifa push for an American Civil War...

I've long cents chosen my weapon in the never coming American political Civil War...

Nose rings are not all the same, I say when it comes to war. Take your two(2) goto classics...

I say that when correctly fired most of the heat from my weapon on the left target will be between the battery terminals thus on the outside of the nose while on the right target that heat gonna be all up in that nose. The zzt should be the same.

Still the prospect of an American Civil War always begs the...

• Marchimedes

Forgive me?

NP. I don't even remember this.

 

[Marchimedes]

NP. I don't even remember this.

Who said anything about Polaroids?

 

[Marchimedes]

If women are equal to men then why do I hold the door open for them?

 

[Marchimedes]

That should splain things.

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If Vegan liberals had their way deer would be extinct in a month.

"Have you seen the dog?"

 

[Marchimedes]

I've known of Destiny for many years and now because of the Assassination of Charlie Kirk so does much of The King's English speaking world. I'm going to $h!t on Destiny for sentences so if that offends you take notes. A guy I know from the internet told me about a podcast I should watch and in one of the boxes was Destiny. Don't get me wrong, Destiny was horrible and all but from second #1 it was his name.

From the home office in Scottsdale, Arizona Top Ten stripper names....

#7. Destiny.

Anyway I'm talking to the guy on the internet and he sends me a link of Destiny talking in the corner of a video of him playing a video game. I never knew that was a thing, still is a thing but then I'm a Boomer so while he was playing he was describing a sexual encounter with a young man whom, to his surprise when said young man's junk was in his face had undescended testicles.

I'm talking to the guy on the internet online on one of my old threads so it's all public as it's happening and after seeing that video of Destiny I remark...

I'm my world we call men with undescended testicles boys.

When Destiny calms down I go... "No really, Destiny, I kid. A real question... how do you get stripper slitter outta your beard?"

"And what is that smell? Is that stripper pole juice?"

"Destiny, that's not arrogant.

Fine.

Then.

Hi, I'm Inevitability."

Those are some jokes I may or may not have dropped in comment sections of youfaces over the years when Destiny shows up. If the joke works it's not stalking!

Jokes post Destiny's rise to fame following his Charlie Kirk Assassination gems...

If aliens came to Earth to assess the human race we would hide Destiny under a rock.

If Destiny wanted to buy poison from me to off himself I would overcharge him.

Go find the picture of Destiny standing on the shore then...

Destiny is trying to be intimidating with his words.

That's adorable.

I've seen more Destiny which made me think...

Imagine he goes to a strip club and the DJ goes: "And now for our token overweight dancer, give it up for Fat Destiny..."

Maybe change that to stripper pole buffing compound.

 

[Marchimedes]

If Vegan liberals had their way deer would be extinct in a month.

"Have you seen the dog?"

He's guarding the cat.




Have you seen the cat?

 

[Marchimedes]

 

[Marchimedes]

SlowJoeBiden made that one, a man who thought he was a woman, then now a man again the top public health official in The Mighty Us of A.

 

[Marchimedes]

Extinct thread titled:

Supporting Meritocracy is racist​

Me: "So if I hire the black, girl but transing, that knew hot from neutral over the fat, white redneck that didn't you'd have a problem?"

 

[Marchimedes]

 

[Marchimedes]

I don't see how being white is such a privilege. Unless it's snowing I'm the first found at hide and seek in the dark and no black person wearing shorts to the beach for the first time that year has had to endure "my eyes" and "I thought Rice was white" and "put those things away, you're scaring the children." Which just leaves privilege and someone telling me I'm privileged is someone telling me my parents were better than theirs and I'd keep that $h!t to myself.

 

[Marchimedes]

Baby Jesus commandeered a foreign vessel on the high seas.

Pirate Baby Jesus.

The seized Venezuelan tanker has been rechristened...

The War Dept. had no comment when asked if more vessels with be seized but a leaked partial list of more rechristening names has been obtained...

1. Mine
The Deuce. Mine too
Craps. Also mine
IV. Used to be yours, now it isn't cause I took it from you
Fine. Not yours, Maduro

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What does pirate Quagmire say?

"Arghitty."

 

[Marchimedes]

It's not fraud. It's the Minnesota Somalian Economy Stimulus Package.

 

[Marchimedes]

When Baby Jesus calls some $h!thole country a $h!thole the left loses their minds yet it's just fine when they say such and more about America.