You could just text me.
In other words....shorter words, in fact...staff is already sick of you.
That when I was just a couple weeks at this train wreck of a site.
The other day while I was overcome with depression and angst at being suspended from this site I was in my garage with the door closed and the truck running but I ran outta gas so I got a sandwich.
I was suspended telling a story to
IM2 who called me a racist about how I'm NOT a racist and I typed out the whole n-word. I shall now recreate the salient part of that post only using n-word instead of the whole word:
I the 1990's I was in Rochelle, Georgia (kinda deep south) working on a bank with my black friend and coworker Marvin L. Marvin went out to the truck and then one of the two(2) rednecks asked me... "How can you work with that n-word?" So I said "how about I go get the n-word back in here and you say it again?" Silence. So I go... "how about you just say it again to me?" Silence. "That's what I thought."
I literally put my azz on the line ready to go to the mat 2 vs. 1 cause that was my bud and I hate me a mutha fu(kin puzzy racist. I say typing out the n-word in that case ups the gusto of that story but I got me a nice suspension for my troubles.
Fine.
Then.
I FAFO'd. My bad, not sorry, won't happen again. Still makes me wonder if I can type out (generic term for a saltine.)
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I now return The Mighty Marchimedes Thread to Our regularly scheduled abuse of liberals and dumb $h!t in general:
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I fail to see how diversity for diversity's sake is a good thing. Please to allow me to illustrate...
Say I run a low voltage company. Burglar alarms, fire alarms, cameras and access control. Sure I guess computer wires (four(4) pairs of twisted phone wire)... I'm sorry, high speed ethernet wire as those fu(kin prima donna ET guys call it, and I need to hire four(4) new techs. Nine folks apply, five white boys and 3 black folk. The white boys try to hand me resumes and references and their collage degrees, all of them know how to both correctly use and pronounce "ask" and "axe." The three black folks are a he/him, a her/she and a they/them. I don't know the chromosomes of the they/them. That one is either an ugly woman with large hands or a pretty boy. This is try outs, I have one demand: "Draw a DEOL burglar alarm circuit on that chalk board." All the white boys fail. All the black folk nail it which is great although the black lady gave me some attitude after she got the circuit correct with her fist on one hip wagging her finger in my face going "that all you got, honey-child?" White boys get sent way and I hire the three(3) black folk cause of, wait for it, merit. I'm still short a tech though I did talk to Mehican guy on the phone who said he can pull wire. His name is Jesus with a hard "J" who would be hard to work with as all day he'd be going "what?" when I was just mad.
Not much diversity there, is there?
The morale of the story? Take most any liberal so-called "narrative," flip the script and their so-called morality, self-righteous bull$h!t and imagined gotchya crap evaporates like a fart in the wind.
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I thought of this one yesterday: A national referendum, (I know, that would be true democracy) only XX chromosomed, American citizen adults can vote on this...
Should XY chromosomed folks be allowed in real women's locker rooms and bathrooms?
Liberals would set their fu(kin heads on fire in protest so where the fu(k did the "my body, my choice" gang go?
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Zohan Mamdani took the Oath of Office on a quran instead of The Bible. Doesn't bother me a bit as the children don't need to see this...
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Go ahead, staff,
AyeCantSeeYou suspend me and I'll come back skipping and grinning while I up the pressure. While I was suspended I registered at three(3) new to me political debate forums. I have that on deck if I desire if they haven't figured out who I am and what kind of pain and carnage I can bring to their little web sites. If I get banned here forever and ever, Amen my three(3) years here have not been wasted as I have added to my 1,700 plus image library and noodled out buku more unrefuted rants about various political topics. See all the cool $h!t I did in this post you unwashed masses had no idea could be done? Now you know. You're welcome. What will I come up with next?
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The reviews for this post are in:
"Bu-bu-but..." -
IM2, CEO of Imakecrapup.com
"Eh." - Non-plussed Gazette.
"I wish I'd thought of that." - Every conservative.
"I wish Marchimedes would stop thinking this $h!t up." - Every liberal.
"That mutha fu(ka was scary." - Some redneck from Rochelle, Georgia.
"Fu(k." - Shake Bite removal tool engineers.
"What happened?" - Head in sand liberal ostrich.
"You call this a list?" - Jealous Listers Authority.
"Marchimedes makes me wish I were a real man." - Dylan Mulvaney.
"We'll get him next time." - $h!t Talkers Anonymous.
"Marchimedes is not funny." -
Jantje_Smit
"We fail to see the relevance of any of this." - Look Askance Newsletter.
"Get in his face." - Maxine Waters.
"He's such a nice boy." - Marchimedes' Dear Mother.
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