Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)

[Marchimedes]

Big moment here for me...

in case it don't work I'd better have sumpin...

for a while America made this happen in Afghanistan...

 

[Marchimedes]

Time for your abuse, liberals.

Lettuce put this one to bed: Full screen and sound is not your friend, liberals.



Cop in front of car, lady punches it, cop draws weapon and shoots her.

Any questions?

Gotta admit, cop was quick on the draw. Thing I'd like to add is good thing she was on wet and iced over road or she would've had immediate tire friction and likely been able to mow that cop down. Another angle...

1:58 - and on a tad...



She actually hit him with her car. This just in front the cop's camera...

0:50 - and on a very short tad...



I JUST watched a report from CBS of a guy who saw THAT video saying "it can't be determined if the cop was in front of the car." You know, cause We don't have eyes.

Watched a segment on PBS News Hour last night with a bunch of fu(k liberals going on and on about the horror of cops and all. PBS didn't show any video of the actual incident.

That's correct, liberals, I watch YOUR propaganda crap and I still find it bereft of anything that makes fu(kin sense. I'm betting that when a magician pulls a quarter from your ear, liberal you go home and shake your skull thinking money is gonna fall out and you can finally afford that magnet for your fridge that says "men can get pregnant" or a picture of Marx with eyes that follow you with silent judgement.

The morale of the story? Trying to run over a man with a gun is a bad decision.

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You know how the liberals gather around the nose ring with a bullhorn shouting such as...

"Hey hey, ho ho.
repeat after me."

Then the lather, rinse, repeat crowd bleats same cause a slogan is the kryptonite of an informed Republican. "Run away before they put that gem on a bumper sticker." Talk about sheep.

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Seen this brought up the other day...



with the liberal going on how Bush lied. And now a lesson on The King's English: If Bush had raised taxes then said he didn't, that would be a lie. What Bush did there was break a promise.

I'd go find Rush Limbaugh saying "words mean things" but I've reached my five(5) media limit as I was told in my train wreck of a thread that keeps making all the stops in the basement when I went over five(5.) (I just cut that post down to five(5.) Been at this dog and pony show of a site for a while now and I'm pretty sure I been blasting past five(5) very often (have we just met?) but then I was told in PM by staff that some of my "privileges" may have been revoked cause of my behavior.

Fine.

Then.

I can split posts. No need to split anything right now. Imagine Jim Carry in 'The Mask' going "somebody stop me."

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So I'm a huge sci-fi nerd. Started with me in elementary school reading Verne and Wells. Quickly moved on to Asimov and Clark and from there Herbert, Hamilton, Niven, Bova, Brin, Kamala Harris... So we've seen the woke take over Hollywood and inject their 'vision' into beloved cannon, Heimdal is now black, Rey from Stars Wars can pick up a light saber for two(2) friggin minutes and whup Kylo Ren who was trained all his life by Luke Skywalker and not following this train of thought Joy Reid, disparager of cultural appropriation dyes her hair blond.

Hey Joy, Scandinavia called, they want their hair color back.

Sorry.

Anyway, I've not yet seen all the new Star Treks yet but I was wondering...

has there been any gay Klingons yet?

 

[Marchimedes]

I just proof read that post and I had to edit it cause somehow I missed adding the 2nd youface. It's there now. When I first show up here I try to come here first, or one of my other threads and post what I call my 'log-on' post. Gots to get that one(1) correct. After that I allow myself to be stupid like the rest of you. Now I have to go answer ALL of my notifications. Only then do I get to go find some stupid thread and run the table OR go through thread titles/OPs and have me some fun.

Yes, it's a formula that I keep weeding the variables out. Of. Slowly but Shirly I go through the so-called 'players' at this site and you retards are 'learing' to not reply to me. As I always have at every site I've been at before I get banned I tell ya'll exactly what I'm up to and how I go about my bidness.

"This one(1) is gonna be a fast ball high and inside" and still you retards whiff it.

 

[The Duke]

 

[The Duke]

How's ol' Marchimedes doing? Happy New Year!
Where you from? Holland?

 

[Marchimedes]

Didn't I just say all that only more betterer?

How's ol' Marchimedes doing?

ol'? I'm 62, far from dead.

Yesterday I was dying first half of the Jeopardy round. I'm all "the slow decline into dementia begins." My Father was 80 when he didn't remember my Baby Seester and tried to kiss her on the lips like she was some babe. My Father. I'm a life long Jeopardy watcher. No one I've sat down and watched that show with has whupped me and I've met some fart smellers. So this is my bar. If I start failing at this I'm gonna worry. I'm a puzzle solver, you can read me here, I come up with fresh day in and day out but the other day I figured if my Jeopardy performance declines I'm gonna get worried. I can easily answer 20/61 jeopardy questions. If I get 30/61 I'm having a banner day. I'm worried cause of heredity Alzheimer's. At Jeopardy not only do you have to know it you have to remember it you have to know it right quick. I have set Jeopardy as my first indicator that I'm going down the path of the long good-bye. I'm a bit of a spaz and I was sweating that I only got like 3/15 correct in the first half of the first round. Then I hammered the rest of the show. It's not the only cognitive thing I look after, I like chess for instance and Pente but I kill at Jeopardy, I remember my Father telling me he was losing math. But then my Father never exercised his mind like this site's retards see that I do. Eh.

Happy New Year!

Yeah! The date changed.

Where you from? Holland?

That's not odd. No, I'm from Colonie, New York. Born in Rochester, New York. When I was serving in Germany my wife and I went on vacation in Amsterdam and I got my American Toyota Celica stolen there. Are you feeding me straight lines? Eventually got it back and while doing that I got to spend a long time in Holland putting it back together on The Mighty US of A Army's dime. I smoked so much hash there. Look what you've started. On my Father's side his family goes back to the 1700's in upstate NY. On my Dear Mother's side they go back to the 1600's, Dutch farmers. I just recently learned (leared if you are Somalian in Minnesota) that they, the original Dutch in upstate NY are called Knickerbockers. Who knew? So I no longer call myself a Yankee, I am a Knickerbocker. And all this time I've been a fan of The NY Knicks. And Yankees, Rangers and Giants but damn, I am a real life, living, breathing Knickerbocker.

Know way you could have known any of that but that is the peril of replying to a Marchimedes thread.

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While I'm fond/proud of my log-on posts all the other $h!t I post here just has to be annoying. Nobody cares and it's so arrogant. The very definition of dichotomy. If I just stuck with the log-on posts and didn't do the other I might not be frowned upon.

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So, Mr. Duke, past experience tells me that your very replying in this thread despite what you posted kinda associates you with me.

Why would you chance this?

 

[Marchimedes]

Seen two(2) liberals on different Sunday morning drive-by media talking heads shows say...

"That cop shouldn't have been standing in front of Renee Good's car."

And...

"That cop wasn't standing in front of Renne Good's car."

Like I been telling liberals for decades... Get your lies straight before you go out into the public and say stupid $h!t. Seen Ilhan Omar on Face the Nation say, well, I'm gonna burn one(1) of my only five(5) (new rule for me?) allowed media on that...



Seen a bunch of liberals say Renee Good was not blocking traffic. If she wasn't blocking traffic why was she waving traffic around...? (2:16 - 2:18 in that youface video.)

Seen a bunch more liberals saying she was just trying to drive away yet Renee Good left her so-called wife standing in the street. If one is just trying to go home one generally doesn't leave one's spouse hanging in the wind.

You seen all the bleeding-heart liberals at the Golden Globe awards with their "Be Good" button? Kinda lame to me so I've made a bumper sticker for these creative geniuses...

Ya'll can print that out and sell it long as I get 10% of the profit which I shall use to buy Ted Nugent more ammunition.

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England's Prime-Idiot, Keith Starmer has screamed at and warned Elon Musk that he needs to get hold of X and stop these AI generated embarrassing images of Keith and others. Musk came back with two(2) AI generated images of Starmer in bikinis from other AIs. That's a total burn and points out Starmer's blatant targeting of Musk. Seen someone else point out that these images can also be made in Photoshop. Well, folks there's also another tool that goes back to at least Windows 3.1 that I know of and that's MS Paint which I use all the friggin time cause I don't need no stinkin AI. To wit...

By the way that monster I put Keith's mug on is Weezy, a truly charming individual who the very second I first saw they/them I came up with...

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One would think that is enough for a standard Marchimedes post but like I've said I've upped the pressure cause of my recent suspension besides, I still have one(1) media left.

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This thread was my third attempt at an upstairs thread. My first was titled... "There's a crew of clever fascists trying to derail our site." This link is to The Rubber Room which staff sent that thread to before I was done with the first page. Lettuce see what a link to part of my OP there looks like as only registered/logged in members can view the basement...

First issue: Climate change. Read all about The Milankovick (even spell check doesn't know that) Cycle and get back to me cause if you don't start there there shall be a lot of wasted key strokes. My opinion is that The Milankovick Cycle has a far greater effect on God's Green Earth's climate than man made CO2.

That was posted Dec. 14, 2023 but I've been on this for a very long time. Now as I'm logged on under post preview I can see that. I wonder if the not registered/logged on folks can also see it. Eh, if not your loss. If so I've once again found a flaw in the system. That might be another nice suspension for me. Anyway like I said the Milankovick Cycle is a big deal when it comes to climate change. The other day I found this on youface...



That is Star Talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson whom I assume is a big liberal what with his appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher where he said that women are just as strong/physically equal to men which reminds me of a saying I posted not long ago...

"When men beat up women liberals give them an Olympic medal." Call back.

So that's Neil, not a huge conservative I'm thinking but still if you want to not be stupid about climate change and you want to impress the blue-haired nose ring at closing time that's a go to. Not really anything political in that one I say, just science.

Science is racist!

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And that's my limit of five(5) media. Staff really showed me, eh? I've more but if only I could just start a new post and continue on that would kinda be a way around that but now I'm bored with myself. Again.

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I don't really need to say the next but then a Marchimedes arrogance rant really seems to annoy the liberal...

Again I have submitted a balls out post there the liberal is afeared of replying. To. I believe this is the fourth such submission cents my recent suspension. All four(4) are standard Marchimedes gems. I could go to my notes and deliver another five(5) killer media rant right now but again, bored. Probably won't ever get to them as sumpin timely new always crosses my bow. When I started in on this site, I started a new, 70-page wide ruled notebook and now I've only a few pages left in it. I doubt I've hit a third of what is in there. Most any one(1) of them there points I didn't hit would be a thread starter for a mere mortal. I have notebooks going back to 2002. Still, just a hobby for me. I could go on but I'm far past the liberal's ability to cope. Maybe one(1) day I'll tell you idiots what I really think.

 

[Marchimedes]

Cents my recent suspension I've done a few balls out, five(5) media only "this is what pressure looks like" rants...

Then a few drunken, annoying arrogant rants. Pushing the envelope, yet I'm not banned. Well, I tried. As it's a lot of work to deliver balls out content I'm returning to normal Marchimedes SOP. I believe I've made my point. Point being I can always up the pressure. Not that you retards can refute anything either way.

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3:47 - 3:59...

2:09 - 2:18...



What the fu(k, over? I'm supposed to type out, within quote marks exactly what was said during those times but then either way I'm not gonna get push back from you retards so why bother? Dude said for the police to fight ICE on the streets then the on the very next Sunday talking-head, drive-by media show said that we've never once pressed for violence against law enforcement.

I get that I have an idiot savant ability to immediately ferret out political bull$h!t/contradictions/lies/obfuscations, that I have the dichotomy of near prefect recall going back decades on this stuff while forgetting where my pants are (I'm usually wearing them) but damn that $h!t's fu(ked up.

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I've recently discovered a lady named Sarah C. M. Paine on youface. She does history. I enjoy watching her validate everything I've thought for decades.

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I've recently discovered a lady named Diane Morgan on youface. She does a thing under the comic's name Philomena Cunk.



If I were young, I would court/stalk/marry her in hopes of making some seriously disturbed babies. She's easy on the eyes and all but her wit makes her very sexy to me. While I'm usually very shy and humble, I thought you idiots should know that about me.

 

[Marchimedes]

Minnesotans are arming themselves.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. - 2nd Amendment

So all of a sudden the liberal likes that $h!t, eh? Welcome to America, retards. Y'all did your background checks and jumped through all the hoops you been trying to place in front of righty all these decades, correct? I don't care if you are sporting Grandpa's hunting rifle that's been passed down through the family, a 10 round magazine for your 9mil or, God forbid, an AR-15, have at it. Maybe now y'all have learned that a semi-automatic weapon is not a machine gun. Y'all still want them all registered? Cause that's how Mother government can find you and take them were Baby Jesus to suddenly decide y'all don't get to have them. Shoe's on the other foot now, eh? I have zero problem with anyone who want to arm themselves long as they follow the laws on the books. Matter of fact I encourage it if not just for the idea that you shall see that all your liberal whining about all this cents forever has been bull$h!t. Things y'all need to know/understand: Always treat a weapon likes it's loaded unless you have cleared it yourself. Someone hands you a weapon and says "it's not loaded" go ahead pizz them off and clear it yourself. Weapon up and downrange. Learn the impotance of having your weapon zeroed. Prone is more betterer than standing. If you can learn how to slow your heartrate be it through mediation, visualization, yoga or listening to a SlowJoeBiden speech...

That's the kinda pulse you are looking for. Neutral breath, that is lungs not full or empty, mid-range and that's when you squeeze not pull the trigger. A thing I enjoy typing out loud despite my charming personality and humble disposition is that when I was on The Mighty US of A Army M16A1 (a real machine gun) qualification range I shot 37/40. The Army claims I am an expert marksman and that was before I knew any of the stuff I just told y'all. Wasn't long after that I just stop missing what I aim at. Teach your children all about weapons and weapon safety at a young age that way when they reach that age when they are nuts for a while a weapon is not a novelty, it's just another dangerous tool.

I could go on (have we just met?) but that's about as short as I can make this rant.

My bad, there's more.

I've seen some so-called Republicans lately complaining about Minnesotans arming themselves. That would be blatant hypocrisy. Probably the same crew that wants to jail folks for being gay. I call them the Christian taliban (learned that term from my Dear Mother, tree, apple sumpin sumpin not falling far from.) THEY would be the far-right. Fu(k them. You know how I whup you liberals at my whim? I can do the same to those retards. I'm really a Libertarian but that label have been subverted by both sides-of-the-aisle trying to pretend they are not fu(ks.

Jerry Nadler...

not long ago "read" the 2nd amendment...



"reads, quote" and then fat boy stu-tu-ters when he gets to "of the people. He got the "o" of "of" out, checked himself and continued without "the people."

That's a democrat "reading" the 2nd amendment.

I could go on about all this but maybe I'll wait another half-liter of Tequila before I tell you idiots what I really think.

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And there's my (at this site I say) imposed 5(five) media limit.

 

[Marchimedes]

We know. But then what does fundamentally changing America look like?

Coming up with that plan is pretty simple. Whatever I, a Mighty Conservative wants just do the exact opposite.

The liberal has for some time now been doing everything they can to destroy America as We know it. Economically, culturally, spiritually, the safety of We The People, crush the freedom/rights We've enjoyed cents day one, crush the American dream, if the liberal could find a way to make water dry they would Shirely do so.

Take the friggin border under SlowJoeBiden. Open it up, let anyone who can make it to the border in. If I was one of America's enemies, it's Christmas with free beer and hookers. Russia, China, Santa, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela, Cuba... Just put their so-called warriors/spooks on a big ol' jet airliner, first class to Mehico City, have a cash deal with the Mehican cartels to limo them to an American port-of-entry and under the SlowJoeBiden administration the border guards literally held the gate open, waved them in and gave them a court date a decade from then. If Russia did the same thing the C.I.A. would be on that like skin on a fat snake. SlowJoeBiden let at least 10 million so-called people into this nation so how can there not be thousands of our enemies living amongst us? SlowJoeBiden did everything he could to make the price of energy go up. Price of gas went up. Remember it takes gas to deliver gas, and everything else. That's some snowballing. Not to mention that while the rich ain't sweating filling their Mercedes AMX up the rest of Us, the working Joes are. Defund the police, that's a way to suppress crime. No bail/catch and release, Criminal robs someone in the morning and they outta jail in the afternoon to lather, rinse, repeat. He tried to take guns away cause as We all know if you outlaw guns criminals shall Shirly not take advantage of that. Take the great state of California and it's genius leader, Gavin Newsome made it just fine to steal $999. Gavin encouraged criminals to learn math. Still...

Math is racist!

In California Gavin gave friggin anybody a driver's license. In California if you have a driver's license you can vote. Go ahead, try me on that one. Give the same crew commercial driver's licenses to creeps that can't read road signs. We've been seeing the glory of that. Remember the attempt at establishing the so-called disinformation task force/Ministry of Truth...?



bet you retards forgot about that one, eh? And who decides what so-called "disinformation" is? It ain't me. We all know who that is....

1:12 - 1:19...



"Our first amendment stands as a major blocks to the ability to just hammer it out of existence."

So that's stomping on the 1st amendment. And when I say "who" I'm saying most all you liberals.

Who remembers the impeached, disbarred, perjuring adulterer's Loral deal with the Chicoms? Bet you've never heard of that one. Slick Willy facilitated the sale of American software to make the Yellow Menaces ICBM's far more accurate.

NAFTA was a complete cluster (explicative deleted.) For one south-of-the-border trucks didn't have to meet the same safety requirements as American trucks.

In the TPP, (Trans Pacific Partnership) so-called deal there was language in that that allowed for Americans that had lost their jobs to be "retrained." Learn to code also comes to mind.

I've done gone far past the liberal's ability to pay attention by now. Hand to God I try to make these short. This is short for me. Hang in there, low-attention span liberals, I'm almost to the good stuff.

I made my case as to how the liberal is attempting to destroy America as we know it. Which begs the question...

Why?

This answer is also simple. The liberal desires to turn America into crime-ridden Hell-hole sos then the liberal can say... "See, it's all gone south, the constitution, free-speech, 2nd amendment doesn't work. We needs suspend rights, declare martial law and let the Jack-booted thug that is Mother government cure America's ills with the gun. You know, for the good of democracy."

The trick for democrats is trying to blame their polices on Republicans. That's where the drive-by media comes in.

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There ya go, I been hanging onto that general rant for years now and I finally pulled the trigger. I typed that in one, fast take. I can add to/massage/further destroy liberals at my whim. I enjoyed typing that but then it's just a Monday for me.

 

[Marchimedes]

And I'm done with everything. Few months ago when I started in on my "I'll just reply to the best liberals this site has to offer, I'll reply to their OP, I'll take on all comers in that that thread, I'll run the table, I'll give it my semi-best shot..."

I spent some time doing that. I posted some seriously funny $h!t. I roasted. I brought serious political takes. At times I put the two together. I brought my B+ game.

Everybody I tried does not reply to me anymore.

I'll do it again.

Come on, site, all of you liberals, you've seen what I can do, now that you know my M.O. you can get together, all of you, send your PM's to each other, get your story/lies straight, have a conclave, it's all of you vs. me, mods, admin, 30k long time used to being a boss poster, that's fine.

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I was just typing that and My Dear Mother called me. We talked for a while. Am I in my thread? I'm gonna find a way to make liberals suffer cause I talked my Mom. Marchimedes typing if it ain't my log-on post is consciousness streaming. That is when I 'm done typing what I showed up for to type abusing liberals I'm the same as the rest of your retards only a gazillion times more smatterer. I guess this is what they call a riff. 90% of the time I'm riffing.

I should have theme song for this thread. Can you idiots vote?

Chose!



Or...



I just thought of that. I should double tap that at the other site.

 

[Marchimedes]

"Perception is reality." - Most every liberal, always.

The drive-by media has done it again. MS Now doctored/photoshopped an image of Alex Pretti. On the left is the original, the right is what MS Now showed...

Alex kinda had a Lurch shaped skull so they shortened his head up. Some say his teeth got fixed some, same with his nose. They definitely Jacked his body up, wider shoulders, beefier chest. He was a tad pale in the first so they red tinted him some to make him look "healthier."

But then this is nuttin new, remember what CNN did to JoeRogan when he contracted the Yellow Menace Stan Bug?

This time CNN's image is on the left, the original on the right. CNN green tinted JoeRogan to make him seem "less healthy." And don't forget the ivermectin deal. JoeRogan in that video said his doctors were throwing the kitchen sink at him medicine wise which included ivermectin which CNN quickly called a "horse dewormer." Then CNN's Sanjay Gupta made the mistake of going on JoeRogan's podcast after that...



Of course to remember the image just after Baby Jesus got shot. Top is the real image, bottom is from WAPO with the American flag strangely, suddenly gone.

Eh, I get one more media. This guy...

Luigi Mangione, accused of assassinating Brian Thompson, CEO of UnitedHealthcare, shot him in the back. And all the liberal white women stu-tu-ter...

"bu-bu-but he's so handsome."

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What's is like, liberal to have to lie about most everything to support/advance your progressive agenda?

 

[Marchimedes]

Long ago at a web site far away...

Sumpin twenty years ago when this men in woman's bathrooms and locker rooms crap first reared its ugly head I said: "There's way more perv men that are gonna take advantage of this than there are actual men that really think they are women." I don't know why this gem isn't everywhere...

0:54 - 1:03...







But then that's what the liberal wants.

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I still haven't decided if the shooting of Alex Pretti is a justified shooting or not, doesn't look good for the shooters but then I don't rush to judgement. So, this just came out...



There he is, spitting on cops (there's another angle I can't find right now) and destroying property. The liberal narrative has been "he's such a nice boy," a nurse helping disabled veterans, he reads to blind orphans at the public library and has donated both of his kidneys to Somalians with HIV. Kinda goes right along with my previous post, doesn't it?

I installed a new water heater for the sweetest little ol' lady yesterday and she, unprompted started in about ICE shooting Renee Good and Alez Pretti. I said I was up in the air about Alex but said outload I'd seen Renee try and run that cop over. She said she hadn't seen that. Left it alone but I do know she watches MS Now. I'm nice to people in real life unless they really get in my face then it's brutal. You liberals know what that's like.

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Don Lemon is gonna face the music, couldn't happen to worse (explicative deleted) hole. Remember this...?



Which reminds me of sumpin I've in my notes. The liberal goes on and on about how white men are such misogynists. I say gay men have the corner on that market. I can cross that one out now.

 

[Marchimedes]

The two white supremacist, Nazi, Gestapo Border and Custom Patrol agents that shot Alex Pretti, pictured here...

have been identified as Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierezz. An anonymous source says that the two have fled back to their native counties, Germany and Ireland, where they have been received with parades, free beer and hookers.

The real Jesus could not be reached for comment.

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Things I, Marchimedes says the liberals would do if they assumed complete power:

If a righty flees a blue state to such places as The Republic of Texas or The Free State of Florida, they'll still have to pay taxes for the rest of their natural lives in the state they fled from.

Doing this...



to a porch pirate shall be punishable by hanging.

The Baby Jesus White House Ballroom shall be bull dozed and replaced with a Methadone Clinic ran by Somali asylum seekers.

Alcohol added to the list of acceptable SNAP benefits.

Those waking up and going to work Monday-Friday shall be officially placed on a list of "suspicious individuals." Work overtime then this happens...



Don't have The Communist Manifesto memorized?



Calling a woman with a beard "Sir?"



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Five media, you know the drill.

 

[Marchimedes]

Ladies, gentlemen and Mrkelly, Senator Chuck-u (yes, I put cheese on frozen hamburger patties) Schumer...



No, Chuck-u, the right didn't go nuts all over the internet because it's true, they went nuts cause you're a friggin retard. That thing that was done by the south for decades to keep people of color from voting was done by the democrats. You know, the party of the KKK. 'If you're a woman and got married and changed your name you won't be able to show ID..." Can't find a birth certificate? According to Chuck-u woman are stupid and inept, people of color are stupid and inept. I had to get a birth certificate a couple decades ago, but then I knew where I was born. Cost me $55. Discrimination! Who doesn't have proper IDs? Besides felons on the lam, illegal aliens that live in red states, dogs and cats and dead people from Chicago that still vote. I thought congress is supposed to represent the will of the people.

Imagine if my white, real man, Christian, Republican azz typed that kinda stuff here? Torches and pitchforks. Of course, the REAL reason the liberal doesn't want voter ID is so they can cheat. I'd show you some more stuff but I'm at my five media limit.

 

[Marchimedes]

So, this...

Post in thread 'Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)'

Jan 2, 2026

See? Lemme try just that...

Didn't work. This site is so hither and yon at times. Just a link...


I know, you'd have to click. If I can figure that I can't figure and splain, Lucy the federal income tax deal? I know, I show you idiots stuff I've done before but then tonight I came up with the referendum idea, the D.E.I. deal and Shark Bite. Tonight. It's not like I rest on my laurels. Often one thing builds on what has come before and that's one of the reasons I have a thread about me and what I...

• Marchimedes

that's a lot, not all I have on the topic but it's enough to shut everyone up.

I am the world's foremost authority on pyramid construction. Full stop.

Going on...

So I saw this on youface the other day... eh, I just saw the clickbait thumbnail for it...

looks sumpin like at 0:19...



this gal says the guy that showed her that has been working on this for ten years. I drew this slightly before that...

Switch back ramps. I drew that one 10/7/2014. Of course I drew a crude drawing of that many years before that, as I've shown in post somewhere at this site, I ain't saying two geniuses can't come up with the same idea, I'm just saying I was first. And then that guy has switch back ramps all around the pyramid. Why bother? Four times the work/material building switch back ramps. Couple more rough takes on that...

That's just me drawing out loud. lemme go look...

The first image in this thread I drew 10/12/2006. You should be able to right click on that and find the date. I haven't watched you tubes or documentaries about all this for decades now cause I just end up screaming obscenities at the TV. Like...

or, "I thought of that way before you retards."

Here's the deal, I am not a papered man, I'm a blue collar Joe that, for a decade, the 90's, used to move safes for a living. Turns out safes are almost exactly the same size and weight as your average pyramid block and as I'm a puzzle solver, and, very good at that job, I move a safe, figure out how to stack a safe on a bunch of other safes and wala, pyramid. Tad more involved than that but I drew that up as you can see. But I'm an azzhole, I don't have a PhD in Egyptology, I don't rub my leather patched, tweed jacketed elbows with others of the same. I sent the e-mails back in the day, they all know who I am. Over the decades I've watched them, slowly, Shirely steal my stuff. Like I haven't been watching. This is why, even though I mainly post at interweb, political debate sites I ALWAYS toss in, somewhere, time/date stamped my pyramid construction theory. I understand my lot in life, I'm never gonna win this one. I care but I don't care. Go ahead, steal my stuff but don't let me run into you in an ally, alone. I been on this like the skin on a fat snake for decades. The papered don't care. I should wrie the gal in that YouTube but then I've done that. I still have more images I can post in this thread that further solidifies that I know this soup to nuts. Haven't I already done that? I'll do that one day when I am bored. I can raise an obelisk and make it look easy. I've yet to see a theory by the so-called experts that I can't tear asunder. This is old hat for me. Still, switch back ramps, just the other day. I've called switch back ramps exterior scaffolding. When the Egyptians were done building the pyramid they just took down the exterior scaffolding from top to bottom and that explains why there is zero evidence for how they constructed the pyramid. Yea, I've thought all of this all the way through.

Recently while I was suspended at a site and bored I dug in and found some new places to send my images to and I got back...

Here's how you should send your official "treatment" and under what conditions I should send them. You can see/read my images, I don't have a friggin "treatment" I solved it in a bunch of images. I don't know what "treatment" means. I don't care to. I'm not a papered man. But if you don't understand how to get a block up 6" in my second image you are an obtuse retard. I guess "obtuse retard" doesn't work but the roast does. I've more images, I've WAY more thoughts on this. I just gave up drawing it up cause my singular Blue Collar azz is going up again the entirety of academia. Julian Richards called me "safe moving boy" in an e-mail. I've seen this guy on TV.

Wally Wallington is wicked cool though. I e-mailed him decades ago and he said my stuff works, just that he likes his stuff better. That's a Blue Collar Joe. He knows who I am. All Hail Wally!

So, there's two of us.

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Nah, I'm just a tad miffed that after two decades of me coming up with my switch back ramp idea somebody else has come up with it like they thought of it first. Again, maybe they thought of it all by their self but then year 2000 called...

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If I got any of that wrong, my bad, I wrote that one up for a different site as I'm now working two different sites with the same stuff. I'm now twice as annoying. It's a bit to keep up with what with the youfaces and images and such. They don't go hither and yon. Somewhere in there I have "at a site" when it should read "at this site." Eh. I'm a lot to read and I won't do it. Even I annoy myself. Can't imagine what it's like to be you. I don't think I can do three sites at the same time all while pouring Tequlia down my throat. It's probably all the salt.

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I'll never give pyramids up.

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I've ran the table at two sites, so far, tonight. Good thing I can type fast. I've answered all notifications at both sites, I found a fu(k at the other site and destroyed his OP. Did my pyramid thing, at both sites, did my log-on post at both sites, man, when I show up I give it my all at abusing the liberal. I hate a liberal like poison. Is there a boss liberal at this site I have missed? Who is it? Where is their latest thread? The fu(k, man, I want all of them. Of course they have the right to come get me right here, in The Mighty Marchimedes Thread. Do I hide? I spent years lurking in The Taunting Arena gettin the of the land. I spent years laying down my body of work sos that staff couldn't say I'm just a Johnny-come-lately troll. I know how sites work, I was admin at a site just like this for five years before a fake right-wing fu(k bought it and fu(ked it up. He's big time now, all have seen him on Tim Poole, Piers Morgan, Joe Rogan and all of them. Back in the day I hired him to be one of my moderators. I used to abuse him. Now they that are called they call him a genius. Back in the day he asked me to get in on this. I told him I don't want to be famous, that I don't want my face out there. I was there when Destiny first started to make it. I whupped that guy a decade ago. I could run a youface channel all on my own with my own jokes, my memes, my takes, but I don't desire to have to hire security. I have more fresh political takes, jokes and images than all of their staff put together. I don't want to be famous.

This is how I like it.

See where I am? I am fine with this. Today the sweetest ol' lady, a now return customer left me a message beginning with "help." I thought that the last thing I done for her caught on fire or exploded. Turns out the last fu(k that installed her windows didn't spay foad or caulk or

 

[Marchimedes]

So, this...

Post in thread 'Marchimedes salutes The Flag on the coming Lord's Day, The Fourth of July. (And maybe some politics.)'

Jan 2, 2026

See? Lemme try just that...

Didn't work. This site is so hither and yon at times. Just a link...


I know, you'd have to click. If I can figure that I can't figure and splain, Lucy the federal income tax deal? I know, I show you idiots stuff I've done before but then tonight I came up with the referendum idea, the D.E.I. deal and Shark Bite. Tonight. It's not like I rest on my laurels. Often one thing builds on what has come before and that's one of the reasons I have a thread about me and what I...

• Marchimedes

that's a lot, not all I have on the topic but it's enough to shut everyone up.

I am the world's foremost authority on pyramid construction. Full stop.

Going on...

So I saw this on youface the other day... eh, I just saw the clickbait thumbnail for it...

looks sumpin like at 0:19...



this gal says the guy that showed her that has been working on this for ten years. I drew this slightly before that...

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Switch back ramps. I drew that one 10/7/2014. Of course I drew a crude drawing of that many years before that, as I've shown in post somewhere at this site, I ain't saying two geniuses can't come up with the same idea, I'm just saying I was first. And then that guy has switch back ramps all around the pyramid. Why bother? Four times the work/material building switch back ramps. Couple more rough takes on that...

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That's just me drawing out loud. lemme go look...

The first image in this thread I drew 10/12/2006. You should be able to right click on that and find the date. I haven't watched you tubes or documentaries about all this for decades now cause I just end up screaming obscenities at the TV. Like...

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or, "I thought of that way before you retards."

Here's the deal, I am not a papered man, I'm a blue collar Joe that, for a decade, the 90's, used to move safes for a living. Turns out safes are almost exactly the same size and weight as your average pyramid block and as I'm a puzzle solver, and, very good at that job, I move a safe, figure out how to stack a safe on a bunch of other safes and wala, pyramid. Tad more involved than that but I drew that up as you can see. But I'm an azzhole, I don't have a PhD in Egyptology, I don't rub my leather patched, tweed jacketed elbows with others of the same. I sent the e-mails back in the day, they all know who I am. Over the decades I've watched them, slowly, Shirely steal my stuff. Like I haven't been watching. This is why, even though I mainly post at interweb, political debate sites I ALWAYS toss in, somewhere, time/date stamped my pyramid construction theory. I understand my lot in life, I'm never gonna win this one. I care but I don't care. Go ahead, steal my stuff but don't let me run into you in an ally, alone. I been on this like the skin on a fat snake for decades. The papered don't care. I should wrie the gal in that YouTube but then I've done that. I still have more images I can post in this thread that further solidifies that I know this soup to nuts. Haven't I already done that? I'll do that one day when I am bored. I can raise an obelisk and make it look easy. I've yet to see a theory by the so-called experts that I can't tear asunder. This is old hat for me. Still, switch back ramps, just the other day. I've called switch back ramps exterior scaffolding. When the Egyptians were done building the pyramid they just took down the exterior scaffolding from top to bottom and that explains why there is zero evidence for how they constructed the pyramid. Yea, I've thought all of this all the way through.

Recently while I was suspended at a site and bored I dug in and found some new places to send my images to and I got back...

Here's how you should send your official "treatment" and under what conditions I should send them. You can see/read my images, I don't have a friggin "treatment" I solved it in a bunch of images. I don't know what "treatment" means. I don't care to. I'm not a papered man. But if you don't understand how to get a block up 6" in my second image you are an obtuse retard. I guess "obtuse retard" doesn't work but the roast does. I've more images, I've WAY more thoughts on this. I just gave up drawing it up cause my singular Blue Collar azz is going up again the entirety of academia. Julian Richards called me "safe moving boy" in an e-mail. I've seen this guy on TV.

Wally Wallington is wicked cool though. I e-mailed him decades ago and he said my stuff works, just that he likes his stuff better. That's a Blue Collar Joe. He knows who I am. All Hail Wally!

So, there's two of us.

-

Nah, I'm just a tad miffed that after two decades of me coming up with my switch back ramp idea somebody else has come up with it like they thought of it first. Again, maybe they thought of it all by their self but then year 2000 called...

-

If I got any of that wrong, my bad, I wrote that one up for a different site as I'm now working two different sites with the same stuff. I'm now twice as annoying. It's a bit to keep up with what with the youfaces and images and such. They don't go hither and yon. Somewhere in there I have "at a site" when it should read "at this site." Eh. I'm a lot to read and I won't do it. Even I annoy myself. Can't imagine what it's like to be you. I don't think I can do three sites at the same time all while pouring Tequlia down my throat. It's probably all the salt.

-

I'll never give pyramids up.

-

I've ran the table at two sites, so far, tonight. Good thing I can type fast. I've answered all notifications at both sites, I found a fu(k at the other site and destroyed his OP. Did my pyramid thing, at both sites, did my log-on post at both sites, man, when I show up I give it my all at abusing the liberal. I hate a liberal like poison. Is there a boss liberal at this site I have missed? Who is it? Where is their latest thread? The fu(k, man, I want all of them. Of course they have the right to come get me right here, in The Mighty Marchimedes Thread. Do I hide? I spent years lurking in The Taunting Arena gettin the of the land. I spent years laying down my body of work sos that staff couldn't say I'm just a Johnny-come-lately troll. I know how sites work, I was admin at a site just like this for five years before a fake right-wing fu(k bought it and fu(ked it up. He's big time now, all have seen him on Tim Poole, Piers Morgan, Joe Rogan and all of them. Back in the day I hired him to be one of my moderators. I used to abuse him. Now they that are called they call him a genius. Back in the day he asked me to get in on this. I told him I don't want to be famous, that I don't want my face out there. I was there when Destiny first started to make it. I whupped that guy a decade ago. I could run a youface channel all on my own with my own jokes, my memes, my takes, but I don't desire to have to hire security. I have more fresh political takes, jokes and images than all of their staff put together. I don't want to be famous.

This is how I like it.

See where I am? I am fine with this. Today the sweetest ol' lady, a now return customer left me a message beginning with "help." I thought that the last thing I done for her caught on fire or exploded. Turns out the that the last fu(k that installed her windows didn't spay foam or caulk or nuttin her windows. See how I am in this thread? A nice thing about being a real, honest, Blue Collar Joe is that when I show up I'm suddenly like the Real Jesus, just like I am at this site. Only wicked smart.

 

[Marchimedes]

Is this still my thread?

Rhetorical question.

It's nice having a thread at any site I desire where I get to hold sway. Go ahead, liberal, try that where I'm a member. Start a thread where I'm a member, I'll come get you. Best you can do is hide. I started in on this 2002, for a bit I was, "eh, how do I keep winning?" Then, as I kept winning, I embraced it. That was two decades go. I always have to have a correct log-on post. That's boss. But then turns out I'm a political idiot savant that can always ferret out political bull$hit immediately and can turn that into jokes, images and roasts. Even at this site I'm years into this. Before this site I'm decades into this. I get it, I'm a genius flake. The second I started in on this, 2002 or so I copped that I was onto sumpin. I was always funny, I always had a take but 2002 I started writing it down online. Of course I'm wicked fu(kn smart and have near perfect recall. Then I started in on my vast image library going "this is gonna be a thing." So it's a thing. It's like I can see the future. My image library now, it's 1,700 images, I added to it today, I thought of this twenty years ago, some of you weren't born then, sure, I'm 62, I'm old, or I'm in the prime of my life, I'm killing this thread, I work, this week I've amazed the folks I've worked for, I have more tools than God. Today I had to install a bathroom vanity to the hot/cold and drain pipes coming out the wall. Not a big deal but one has to measure it correct the first time. My customer used to be a home inspector. No pressure. Turns out he is a Republican. He started it. So I killed that. What's my point here? I don't have to have a point. This is the Mighty hose Thread. Theres ALWAYS a point.

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You fu(k kunt liberals, what's like having Marchimedes at your site? You've been pretty much used to being protected by staff at this site from the likes of me but I stared slowly in the Flame Zone, I've established that I am not a troll, I've tried very hard in this thread, and downstairs that I have a take, that I'm not a troll. I have posted a body of work. I've been here cents March, 28, 2022. Sure, I'm in like Flynn.

 

[Marchimedes]

I like this...

So I saw this on youface the other day... eh, I just saw the clickbait thumbnail for it...

looks sumpin like at 0:19...



this gal says the guy that showed her that has been working on this for ten years. I drew this slightly before that...

Switch back ramps. I drew that one 10/7/2014. Of course I drew a crude drawing of that many years before that, as I've shown in post #1. I ain't saying two geniuses can't come up with the same idea, I'm just saying I was first. And then that guy has switch back ramps all around the pyramid. Why bother? Four times the work/material building switch back ramps. Couple more rough takes on that...

That's just me drawing out loud. lemme go look...

The first image in this thread I drew 10/12/2006. You should be able to right click on that and find the date. I haven't watched you tubes or documentaries about all this for decades now cause I just end up screaming obscenities at the TV. Like...

or, "I thought of that way before you retards."

Here's the deal, I am not a papered man, I'm a blue collar Joe that, for a decade, the 90's, used to move safes for a living. Turns out safes are almost exactly the same size and weight as your average pyramid block and as I'm a puzzle solver, and, very good at that job, I move a safe, figure out how to stack a safe on a bunch of other safes and wala, pyramid. Tad more involved than that but I drew that up as you can see. But I'm an azzhole, I don't have a PhD in Egyptology, I don't rub my leather patched, tweed jacketed elbows with others of the same. I sent the e-mails back in the day, they all know who I am. Over the decades I've watched them, slowly, Shirely steal my stuff. Like I haven't been watching. This is why, even though I mainly post at interweb, political debate sites I ALWAYS toss in, somewhere, time/date stamped my pyramid construction theory. I understand my lot in life, I'm never gonna win this one. I care but I don't care. Go ahead, steal my stuff but don't let me run into you in an ally, alone. I been on this like the skin on a fat snake for decades. The papered don't care. I should wrie the gal in that YouTube but then I've done that. I still have more images I can post in this thread that further solidifies that I know this soup to nuts. Haven't I already done that? I'll do that one day when I am bored. I can raise an obelisk and make it look easy. I've yet to see a theory by the so-called experts that I can't tear asunder. This is old hat for me. Still, switch back ramps, just the other day. I've called switch back ramps exterior scaffolding. When the Egyptians were done building the pyramid they just took down the exterior scaffolding from top to bottom and that explains why there is zero evidence for how they constructed the pyramid. Yea, I've thought all of this all the way through.

Recently while I was suspended at a site and bored I dug in and found some new places to send my images to and I got back...

Here's how you should send your official "treatment" and under what conditions I should send them. You can see/read my images, I don't have a friggin "treatment" I solved it in a bunch of images. I don't know what "treatment" means. I don't care to. I'm not a papered man. But if you don't understand how to get a block up 6" in my second image you are an obtuse retard. I guess "obtuse retard" doesn't work but the roast does. I've more images, I've WAY more thoughts on this. I just gave up drawing it up cause my singular Blue Collar azz is going up again the entirety of academia. Julian Richards called me "safe moving boy" in an e-mail. I've seen this guy on TV.

Wally Wallington is wicked cool though. I e-mailed him decades ago and he said my stuff works, just that he likes his stuff better. That's a Blue Collar Joe. He knows who I am. All Hail Wally!

So, there's two of us.

-

Nah, I'm just a tad miffed that after two decades of me coming up with my switch back ramp idea somebody else has come up with it like they thought of it first. Again, maybe they thought of it all by their self but then year 2000 called.

That's what I that said to a different site. I ain't gonna read it. Still, I have, and done, everywhere posted my pyramid thing, time/date stamped. I've done that at this site long ago. I'm not a fu(kin idiot. My threads are well viewed. I am the world's foremost authority on pyramid construction. Fu(k these people that steal my stuff, little by little, like they thought of sumpin,

I thought of it first, decades ago.

I get it, I'm going on now. But I've more they haven't solved. I'm pyramid boy. I've thought this through soup to nuts. Have you just met Marchimedes? Just because I haven't drawn it up yet doesn't mean I haven't envisioned it. I've more images.

I enjoy enticing the next ****.

My bad, I'm pyramids and not politics.

 

[Marchimedes]

Actually, the NFL having an over-the-top, woke, D.E.I. SJW, BLM, Me Too, defund the police, anti-ICE, Marxist half-time show is pure genius. Think of all the liberals that viewed the Super Bowl just for that. Buku eyes that wouldn't normally tune in. Real NFL fans, like me are gonna watch football no matter what. Sure, we hate the woke crap like poison but we still gonna watch our football. We'll grumble and complain about the insertion of politics into our sport, we won't ever buy a Colin Kaepernick jersey again, we might even boycott the first two minutes of a game before we start sweating, get the skakes then we leave the lawn half mowed and are right back in the Braca-lounger TV remote in hand and screaming "that ain't holding" at the TV. Of course, to NFL fans like me the half-time show doesn't matter one bit. That's when we go on the back porch to smoke, walk the dog, throw another round of meat on the grill, make a beer run or, if we're lucky, talk our hot girlfriends into wearing nuttin but a Josh Allen jersey while we knock out a quickie. Same thing with all these wonderful Super-bowl commercials we keep hearing about. Again, a chance for a quick smoke on the back porch time leaving the short straw in the house to yell "it's back on." Then to politicize it sports is the last bastion of true meritocracy. Ponder the dichotomy of that! While the left thinks they are gettin their D.E.I. message out there, all in righties face the exact opposite is happening on the field. If there was D.E.I. in sports there'd be a disabled one-legged punter, a midget would be guarding Shaq or an actual woman in the NFL...

""As the NY Giants start their first drive of the game we here at NBC sports are proud to announce the first play in NFL history with a woman on the playing field, San Francisco 49's defensive tackle Mary Sue Smith lines up. Truely a banner day for feminism. The snap and hand off to running back Jones for a 4-yard gain. Also, Mary Sue is dead."